Divorce
It was the day before the wedding. Sabrina and Puck were sitting on the couch, watching Glee.
"When we get married, I have some conditions." Sabrina said suddenly. She was trying not to laugh.
Puck turned to his fiancée. "Conditions?" he smirked.
"Yes. I'm not free on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays or any weekends. Holidays included. I'm only free on March third, but that's my birthday and I want to spend it with my girlfriends." Sabrina took a breath and continued. "In case of divorce, I get the car, the house, the money and the kids. Actually, I'll be generous. You can have one dollar." Sabrina continued.
Puck just stood there, gaping. He finally regained his composure. "You- you're ki-kidding, right?" he stuttered. "I'm starting to think proposing and getting married was a bad idea."
Sabrina laughed. "I'm kidding!" she giggled. "I'm all yours…. though if we do get divorced, I want the house."
Puck snorted. "Fine, but I get the car…. and the money!"
"No fair! We split the money!" Sabrina shrieked.
"It's ok Grimm, we're not getting divorced, EVER!"
"How do you know?" Sabrina challenged.
"You say that like you want us too." Puck replied.
"Maybe I'm planning on running away with another guy in three years." Sabrina knew this would kill him. She was right.
Puck's face turned red. "Sabrina, you're kidding!"
"Of course I am Stinkpot!" Sabrina pecked his cheek. "I love you."
Puck wrapped his arms around Sabrina. Neither of them spoke. They just sat there, enjoying eachother's company.
"I still get the money."
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Monster: This chapter is extremely OOC!
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