Be expecting a lot of screaming on poor Christopher's part as he comes to grips with the fact he's been kidnapped by Alucard. XD I love all of you guys. Thank you so much for clicking on that next chapter button, I love all of you!

Part Two: Kidnapping Isn't Always with Bad Intentions

After Seras went to her coffin to sleep before the sun rose, Alucard stayed awake and sat in front of the computer. It turned out that there weren't many people by the name 'Christopher Victoria' living in England. There were about ten, in fact, but the list was easily narrowed. Seras was twenty one years old, so he would be roughly four years younger. One 'Christopher Victoria' was a thirty eight year old man who lived with his mother, another was only seven. There were two 'Christopher Victoria's left by the time he had narrowed down the list of possible matching ages. However, only one had parents with a different last name. After reading his background history, Alucard was able to discern that indeed, the backstory matched the description the Police Girl gave him.

Sometimes, living in a secret government agency with constant surveillance and a barrage of soldiers within its quarters was annoying. But when it came down to finding this sort of thing out, Alucard knew his luck would pay off with having such an important master.

It was agreed that Seras would take the night shift watching the baby since Alucard had more tolerance to sunlight, which certainly worked to his advantage in tracking down the teenager. He simply had to keep the thing with him while he went out (along with the LARGE bag of necessities for the stinking thing), so he had free range of the world so long as he returned before dusk. He could tolerate being without sleep for a few weeks, so it was not that big of a deal that he had to pull an all-day-er in order to accomplish his mission.

Without further ado, Alucard put on his duster, hat, glasses, baby bag, and carried the baby on his side out of the door.

~Later that Evening~

"M-M-Master?" Seras balked. "W-W-What the hell is… WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BOY DOING HERE AND WHY IS HE NOT MOVING?!"

Alucard grunted and slung a body off his shoulder and roughly onto the couch where he bounced twice before settling face-first. "Relax, Police Girl. I didn't kill him, I simply kidnapped him is all."

Seconds ticked by as the poor fledgling stared at the unconscious teenager sprawled on the couch in front of her.

Finally, her voice returned, and with great force.

"WHAT?!"

The vampire rolled his eyes and seated himself comfortably on the recliner across from the couch, a self-satisfied smirk playing on his lips as he shut his eyes contentedly. He was finally finished with both his missions: he had found Christopher Victoria and put the baby comfortably asleep. And people thought he was cold-hearted. Hmph!

"It was a hell of a struggle. He started screaming like a coward as soon as I put my hand over his mouth and no matter how forcefully I tried to clamp his jaws shut or pressed my gun to his temple, he just wouldn't shut up. So naturally I had to knock him out."

Poor Seras was near to tears and she was trembling. "We're dead. You've pegged me as an accomplice. Sir Integra shall skin me alive. We've kidnapped a boy and now there's no going back."

At this, he raised an eyebrow. "I didn't intend for there to be a way back. Didn't you tell me that you would immediately start talking to him if he were presented in front of you? Here's your precious brother. I think I did something nice for you. Now you owe me for both saving and improving your life."

Seras hung her head. "I didn't want you to kidnap him…"

He shrugged. "Well, there's no going back now. He'll be waking up any second now."

At this, the body began to stir. A blue eye only a little darker than Seras's slowly opened, the other eye following suit shortly after. He winced and held his head in his hands. He groaned. "Nghh… where am I?" His gaze landed on Seras first. He blinked again, consciousness beginning to leak into his eyes. "Who are-"

He froze when his sapphire eyes fell on Alucard.

A very girlish scream, unlike the deeper pubescent voice they had heard only seconds prior, ripped from his throat and the entire couch tipped over in his scrambling to get back. Alucard's amused grin turned malevolent. The vampire let out a dark chuckle.

"Well, it seems our sleeping beauty is finally awake," he rumbled, crossing his long legs and cradling his chin in his curled forefinger and thumb. "This should be interesting."

The boy screamed again, this time even louder.

Alucard leered. "SHUT UP!" he bellowed, immediately silencing him. The smirk returned. "You'll wake the baby."

Christopher fell to his knees and clasped his hands together. "Please, oh please don't kill me scary baby man! I'm only seventeen! I'm too young to die! I haven't had anyone yet!"

Seras gently placed a hand on his shoulder and offered her most reassuring look. "I am so sorry about Master- we're not going to kill you, I promise you're safe with us. This is all a huge misunderstanding."

He seemed to calm down a bit at the sight of her and took a deep breath. "A-Alright," he muttered before turning back to the head vampire. "Why am I here then?"

Before Seras could answer him, Alucard decided to toy with him. "We needed a sex slave. You won't be a virgin for much longer."

"Master!" she cried as she clamped a hand over Christopher's mouth, effectively cutting off yet another scream. "That's not it! I swear! He's lying, we don't want that! You're my brother!"

A muffled "WHAT?!" escaped her glove.

Seras released her hand and took a few steps back. A forlorn look forced her usually smiling lips into a frown. She hid her eyes in her bangs. "My name is Seras Victoria. Fifteen years ago… we were separated. You were only two, but… it's really me."

Realization sparked across his face. "You're… my long-lost sister?" he breathed. Christopher turned to Alucard. "Is that why you had Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Creepy kidnap me? No offense," he added as an afterthought.

"None taken," he purred in response. "Really, it's a compliment."

"I didn't have him kidnap you," she explained. "He sort of did that on his own despite my begging him not to. But that's the gist of it."

Christopher allowed himself a small smile. "You're… really Seras? I… I sort of remember someone who looks a lot like you. I even have a few pictures back at home. I think you really might be her; you look just like the Seras in the pictures."

All eyes snapped towards Alucard as he slowly rose from his chair and cracked his knuckles, back, neck, and arms. "Well, you have fun reminiscing," he muttered as he headed out of the room. "I'm hungry. The whole kidnapping business sort of helped that out." Sparing a casual glance towards the teenager, who took more than just a few little steps backwards, he paused. "You're lucky I can control myself when I'm hungry unlike someone else I know."

The boy blinked as he exited the room and disappeared. "What did he mean by that?"

Seras laughed awkwardly. "Oh, he was just trying to say that kidnapping took a lot out of him and that he gets moody when he's hungry. And I get, um, angry when I get hungry so I tend to lash out at people."

His mouth formed a small 'o'. "Is he like your boyfriend or something?"

A bout of insane laughter filtered through the walls sending chills down both of their spines.

"Um… no. He's a…" she had to think fast on her feet. "He's a colleague of mine. A mentor."

"Then why do you call him 'Master'?"

"I use the term ironically. You know: a joke! Ha-ha!"

She hoped he believed her.

He didn't.

"Right…" the teenager paused and looked her up and down. A slight blush brightened his cheeks as he noticed for the first time what she looked like. "Well anyways, you have, um, certainly grown a lot since I last saw you."

Where did the watermelons come from? The thought was extremely awkward.

Seras blushed. "Oh, uh, thank you, I suppose. You've grown up a lot, too. You're taller than me now!"

"Not half as tall as that other guy," Christopher joked. "Holy crap! The dude's a frickin' giant! What was his name?"

"Alucard," said a voice from the doorway as the giant himself returned with a glass of wine in his hand. He fixed a stern gaze on Seras. "I'm happy you two are getting your reunion, but you need to eat as well. I know you haven't yet tonight. It seems I still have to remind you, even nowadays, Police Girl."

Police Girl? Is she a cop, Christopher wondered.

She sighed and hung her head once again. "Yes Master. I'll be back in a moment, okay Christopher?" she offered him an unsure smile.

He offered one in return. Alucard began to see the resemblance in their postures as well as the familiar exchanges. It seemed they were both spitting images of their mother; he had shaggy blonde hair the same shade as hers, too. "You can just call me Chris. Do you want me to go with you?"

Her eyes widened and a look of fright lit up in her eyes. "Uh, that's okay! Really, that's fine! I have to go to the bathroom, too!"

'Nice save,' Alucard laughed in her head. With that, she left the room, sparing a few worried glances over her shoulder before she vanished as well. Chris realized that he was back to being stuck with his previous kidnapper and his kidnapper seemed to realize it too. "I'm not going to eat you," he joked, although Chris couldn't help but wonder why he sensed a double-entendre.

"Right…"

The boy's eyes lit up when he saw the wine in the strange man's hand. He grinned, sensing an amusing turn of events in the near future.

"What kind of wine is that?" excitement dripped off his tone. Alucard knew precisely how to stir things up in that precise moment.

He took a sip and set the bait. "Why would a little boy like you care about things like that? It's an adult beverage; you probably wouldn't have any idea."

Chris puffed out his chest, insulted. "I'll have you know that I come from an adoptive family of wine-connoisseurs. I don't drink, but I can identify by little sips and by smelling it. I'll bet I know more about wine than even you do!"

Alucard had to suppress the evil laughter that was threatening to bubble out of his throat. Hook, line, and sinker, he thought maniacally.

"Really? Can you do it without smelling it? Because I can."

"I can too!" the boy then had the balls the walk right up to Alucard, take the glass from his hand, and plug his nose. With a smirk, he stuck his tongue out at him.

And in three… two… one… he watched in glee as the glass was tipped upwards and the boy took a good, healthy swig of his "wine".

The boy turned a delightful shade of pale green as he immediately wretched the putrid liquid. Alucard quickly captured the glass before it shattered on the floor and he lost even more. The boy, however, was unfortunate enough to crumple to the ground yet again and cough and sputter, shudders plaguing his entire body.

"What a lightweight," Alucard muttered as he watched the boy hurl at his feet. I hope he doesn't ruin my shoes.

"Th-Th-That wasn't wine!" Chris cried as he coughed another glob of red liquid up.

Alucard snorted. "Of course it wasn't wine. What kind of nosferatu would I be if I consumed human food? Although it is actually French vintage; it was taken I believe from the streets of Paris itself, shipped all the way here to the humble Hellsing manor. Although I've always enjoyed the English flavors more; they are a bit tangier. It is how I would imagine your blood would taste, sort of like that sweet-and-sour sauce you humans get at Chinese restaurants."

He flashed Chris another award-winning grin, this time exposing all of his incredibly sharp teeth. Seras chose this moment to walk in the room once again. "I'm back! What did I miss?"

Chris screamed again and fell backwards, unconscious to the world once more.

Alucard flinched and rubbed his ear. "He has the highest-pitched scream I've ever heard. Not that it means I don't like the boy, but the sound is beginning to grate on my nerves. He has your scream, Police-Girl."

"WHAT?!"