Sarcasm

Sabrina stormed out of the high school. She was furious.

Amber, the meanest and most popular girl in school had humiliated her in front of the entire school.

"Grimm!" She heard Puck call, but she didn't turn around or wait for him. She kept walking.

Puck ran to catch up with her. He fell in step beside her. "You want to talk about it?"

Sabrina frowned. "Since when do you care, fairyboy?"

Puck frowned and dint reply. Truth was, he didn't have an answer to her question.

They walked in silence for a while until Sabrina spoke up. "Isn't Amber the sweetest girl in the world?" she muttered.

Puck frowned. Was she being sarcastic? Since when was Amber sweet?

"In a matter of fact, she's the nicest person I know!"

Puck raised an eyebrow. He was going to question her, but obviously she wasn't in the mood. Confused, he went along with it.

"Yeah, she's really something."

"I'll bet that every single person she's ever met totally likes her!"

Puck nodded. "Yeah. She is really cool."

Sabrina gave Puck a confused look.

They walked in silence for a while.

Sabrina spoke up again. "I hate Amber."

Puck frowned.
Five minutes ago she had said she liked her….

"She is so annoying!"

"Ok…" Puck wasn't sure what to believe. Did Sabrina like Amber or not?

"She's so mean. She embarrassed me in front of the whole school! I'll never leave this down!"

Puck sighed. "So do you like her or not, because I'm confused. One second you hate her, then you like her, then you hate her again."

Sabrina glared at him. "I never liked Amber!"

"But you said-"

"I was being sarcastic, pusface!"

"Oh."

Sabrina crossed her arms over her chest. "Don't you ever use your head?"

Puck grinned. "Nope."

Sabrina punched his arm. "Figures."

"It's not like you do, Ugly."

"You're the one who doesn't know what sarcasm is."

"I do so know what sarcasm is! I'm the trickster king. I always use sarcasm!"

"In other word you're a failure."

Puck frowned. "Hey!"

Sabrina smiled. Puck always made her feel better.

Monster: Thank you to all the people who introduced me to pretty monsters. Sadly, none of them were my type. I actually met another Review Monster, but this one is a girl. Her name is Monstina! (Thanks for the name, oah ehm ghee!)

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