Title: Its Like Magic
Author: Kiki1607
Rating: T for Language
Setting: none
A/N Okay, confession time. There really isn't an arc called Random, in truth, so far it's made up of all the deleted drabbles that I wrote. Except for this one, I actually like it but it didn't quite fit in the humor catagory. Also, I think this drabble is mostly classified as crack. I take no credit for music mentioned in here. Check out my community: Best of Merlin- for novel quality stories!
Random 1: Game Show Host!
"Welcome to the EVERYTHING MERLIN Show! Hosted by yours truly, Kilgarrah the Great Dragon! Today's contestants are the one and only Merlin Emyrs and Arthur PRATdragon-"
"Pendragon you bloody reptile!"
"PRATdragon it is. Now for our first question from the audience to Mr. Emyrs: if you had to pick one song to describe Gwaine, what would you choose?"
"'I'm bringing sexy back,' by Justin Timberlake,"
"You reply without hesitation, young Warlock,"
"I know my music,"
"Right then, the next question goes to King Arthur PRATdragon,"
"Say that name one more time, I'll have you de-clawed you slimy lizard,"
"The audience, not really, wonders why you have so many bloody nicknames for me, and yet you have been known to call Merlin: Idiot, dollop head, clotpole, and girl's petticoat. Do you ever get tired of using Merlin's insults? Or are just not creative enough to come up with your own?"
"Ha!"
"Merlin…stocks, three months."
"Yes sire,"
"As for you Kilgarrah, I'll show you just how creative I can be when I paint your fate with your own blood!"
"Well-that's-all-for-today-folks! To close, please enjoy this clip from 5x01 from Merlin while we play: 'It's raining Men,' by Weather girls,"
Cue video of shirtless Gwaine, Percival, and Leon. Warning: if Fangirls swoon and have a heart attack in audience, please dial 8-1-1.
Lets just call this my first attempt at crack! Savey?
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