Me: First I have to reply to two people.
Monster: And I'm going to help her!
Me: What now?
Monster: I'm going to help reply.
Me: Yeah, no your not. The last time I had you do replies, you told everyone embarrassing stories about me.
Monster: You never said I couldn't!
Me: I thought it was obvious! Moving on:
PenguinLoverGurl: Thank you for all the prompt ideas. I'll get started on them ASAP!
PortiaQuinn2000: I actually am planning on using him in other stories….just not yet.
No
Puck always asked Sabrina stupid questions. For example, once he asked her if she was actually a zobie in disguise. Of course she had said no, because, well, she wasn't.
Or the other time, he asked her if she had ever kissed a fish. Disgusted, Sabrina had said no.
Or that other time, Puck had asked "Do boxer shorts box?" Once again, Sabrina had said no.
Over the years, Sabrina had learned to tune out Puck and his stupid questions.
Sabrina would lie on the couch and read a book while Puck asked her dumb questions.
Like today.
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"Do fish get thirsty?"
"No." Sabrina answered. She wasn't even sure what question she had just answred, She just assumed it was stupid and the correct answer was no. She was sprawled on the couch flipping through a family journal.
Puck was sitting in the armchair, his attention on the TV. Every once in a while, he would ask a question.
" Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?"
"No."
"Are female moths called myths?"
"No."
Puck turned back to the TV. He had a feeling Sabrina wasn't even listening to him. She never did any more. It drove Puck crazy. Was he really not important to her? Puck decided that today would be the day Sabrina would regret not listening to him.
"Hey Sabrina?"
"No." Came her reply.
"You haven't even heard what I was going to say."
Sabrina turned the page in her journal. "No."
"Am I good looking to you?"
"No."
"Am I ugly?"
"No."
Puck grinned. "Are you pretty?"
"No."
Puck chuckled, but Sabrina didn't even look his way. "If I asked you out, would you say yes?"
"No."
"Would you say no?"
"No."
"Do you not want to go out with me?"
"No."
"Great. You want me to not go to the movies with me?"
"No."
"Great. I'll pick you up at six!" he flew out of the room.
Sabrina looked up from her book. "Wait, what?" When no one answered, she shrugged and went back to her book.
Meanwhile, Puck walked into the kitchen. "I just got a date with Sabrina!"
Daphne looked up from her plate of spaghetti. "How!"
Puck grinned. "I have my ways."
Monster: Guess what?
Me: What?
Monster: I met a new monster! Her name is Revina!
Me: Ok.
Monster: So, what are some first date ideas that don't involve dumpsters?