Opposite

Sabrina and Puck had been going out for three years. Now, they were seventeen and neither had ever been happier. Of course, Puck never called Sabrina by her real name, and the teasing was still constant. Yet, they had built a healthy relationship.

"Aren't these roses pretty?" Sabrina asked her boyfriend. They were at the park and Sabrina had found a rose bush.

Puck scoffed. "Nope. It's as ugly as you."

Sabrina punched Puck's arm. "Seriously, Puck?"

Puck grinned. "Sorry. The rose is really pretty. Sadly, you're not."

Sabrina ignored him and kept walking. "You know, it's opposite day today." She started.

Puck frowned. "It is?"

"Yep. So you basically said that I'm pretty and the rose is not."

Puck frowned. "So is it Opposite day or not? Cause you just said that it is, which means if it is, it's not."

Now it was Sabrina's turn to frown. "What?"

"You said it is opposite day, so that means it's not."

"If it wasn't, I wouldn't have said it was." Sabrina shot back.

"So it isn't?" Puck scratched the back of his head.

"No it is!"

"So it isn't…"

"Yes! I mean no!"

"Ok, I am so confused right now!" Puck said.

"Ok. It is not Opposite day today!"

"So it is Opposite Day today!"

"No! It's not!" Sabrina whined.

"Stop screaming! I get it! It is Opposite Day!"

"No you don't get it. It. Is. Not. Opposite. Day. Today."

Puck shook his head. "Oh, I understand. I need to say it opposite. Sorry. It is not Opposite Day!" He grinned. "Better? Er… I mean, not better?"

Sabrina slapped her forehead. "You know what? Let's just go home."

Puck raised an eyebrow. "So you want to stay here? Why? We've been here since seven in the morning."

"No! I really want to go home."

"Dude. I know Granny's food tastes weird to you, but you don't have to run away from home."

"No! I am not running away from home!" Sabrina shrieked.

Puck's mouth fell open. "You're running away from home?"

Sabrina groaned. "Yes. Yes Puck. After six years, I'm finally running away from home."

"Oh. Thank goodness you're staying. You had me worried for a while, Grimm."

Sabrina rolled her eyes and began walking home.

"Hey Grimm. By the way, you look pretty today." Puck called after her.

"Did you just call me ugly?"

"We're talking in opposites, are we not?"

Sabrina smiled. "I am so confused."

Puck leaned down and pressed his lips to hers. "Ok, honestly, I don't care if it's opposite day or not. I just know that I love you."

Sabrina pulled away from him. "Are you talking in opposites, or not?"

Puck kissed her again. "What does the kiss tell you?"

Sabrina shook her head. "I love Opposite Day."

"So you hate it?"

Sabrina frowned. "No! I seriously love it."

"Why do you hate it? What did it ever do to you?"

"Oh brother." Sabrina mumbled. "here we go again."

Monster: Ok, that was just plain confusing.

Me: I know. I'm confuse, and I'm the author.

Monster: Anyways, I've given up on girls for good.

Me: well, okay then.

Monster: My life has once again gotten boring. I think I'll move to Europe.

Me: Why?

Monster: IDK. Actually, I think I'll stay here, but I'm going on vacation.

Me: To where?

Monster: China?

Me: Have fun.

Disclamer: The Sisters Grimm does not belong to. However, Review Monster does belong to me. 100%

Monster: I do not belong to anyone!

Me: You belong to me. I created you and gave you a soul. Live with it.

Monster: Fine. But I can only belong to one person. So back off strangers!