Chess

"Hey Grimm?"

Sabrina looked up from her cereal and came face to face with Puck. "What?"

"Do you want to go out with me?"

Sabrina dropped her spoon. "Excuse me?"

Puck smirked. "I said it once and I'm not repeating it."

Sabrina took a spoonful of cereal.

"Well?" Puck asked.

"No."

Puck gaped at her. "Wh-what?"

"No."

"You were supposed to fall for my gorgeous looks!"

"Too bad. I didn't fall for your terrifying looks."

Puck groaned and sat down on a chair.

Sabrina got up and put her bowl in the sink. "How about a deal?"

"What kind of deal?"

"If you beat me in a game of…chess…I'll go out with you. If I win, you can never call me a name other than Sabrina again."

Puck frowned. "But I don't know how to play chess!"

Sabrina nodded. "Exactly. That makes it positive that I'll win."

Puck clenched his teeth. "Never. I will beat you! The Trickster King wins everything."

Sabrina smiled and left the kitchen. "Tomorrow at six."

Puck slowly stood up. "Marshmallow! Teach me how to play chess!"

Daphne came running down the stairs. She looked confused. "Why would you want to play chess?"

Puck frowned. "What's so weird about me playing chess?"

Daphne frowned. "Well, chess is all about concentration…"

Puck sighed. "Fine. I have a deal with Sabrina. If I win, I get to take her on a date."

Daphne's eyes widened. "OMG! That is pucktastic! Of course I'll teach you how to play! You have to win this!"

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Daphne and Puck spent all night preparing for the match. Daphne taught Puck everything he had to know.

"You have to win this match! Puckabrina depends on it!" the little girl cried.

Puck raised an eyebrow, "Puckabrina?"

Daphne grinned. "It's your couple name!"

Puck didn't question the little girl's thinking.

Finally, it came. The match.

The entire family had picked sides.

Henry hated Puck, so he was on Sabrina's side. Red joined Sabrina's side because she wanted to improve her relationship with Sabrina.

Daphne wanted Puck to win so that he could date Sabrina. Elvis was following Daphne. Jake also agreed with Daphne.

Veronica, Relda and Tobias decided to stay neutral.

The match began. The two kids concentrated very hard. They moved their queens, pawns, knights, rooks, and bishops.

An hour passed.

Relda went to make dinner. Tobias wanted to meditate.

Another hour.

Henry got bored. Veronica left to call wake up Basil who was taking a nap.

Another hour.

"Dude. How can anything take so long?" Daphne asked Red.

Red shrugged.

Jake stood up. "I'm going to go call Briar."

Another hour.

"Checkmate."

Sabrina's mouth fell open. "That is not possible."

Puck smirked. "Too bad, Ugly, Looks like the Trickster king always wins."

Daphne began to jump up and down. "Yes! Puckabrina forever!"

"But-but...I've been playing for years..you just learned!" Sabrina stood up and left the room, angrily.

"Be ready tomorrow at seven!" Puck called after her.

Monster: Three thousand one, three thousand two, three thousand three.

Me: What are you counting?

Monster: I'm counting the number of times I've been bored in my life.

Me: Um…

Monster: You know, at least two thousand of the times, I was bored by you.

Me: You're kidding, right?

Monster: Maybe. Maybe not.

Me: I'm going to ignore you now.

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Monster: Dang it….