Title: It's Like Magic
Author: Kiki1770
Rating: T for Language
Summary: Who's a better kisser?
Setting: After Castle of Fyrien
A/N: Let's kill Arthur's ego a little more shall we? It seems that Freylin was very popular last chapter! I'll put up another one soon. Anywho, please follow my community: The Best of Merlin for novel quality and length stories
Humor 2: Gwen knows Best
Arthur was an idiot. Merlin made sure to remind Arthur of this every time he had that "Merlin, I have an idea" face on. Unfortunately Arthur's brain was too densely packed with idiocy. What did his royal pratness do to deserve this utmost condemnation?
It all started after rescuing Gwen and her brother. Arthur told Merlin they ought to prank Morgana and put holes in the silk dresses Arthur bought for her. Why? Because his bloody pride was damaged by Morgana who kept flaunting about "the bet Arthur lost," which never really happened. It ended with Arthur and Merlin hiding under Morgana's bed.
"Arthur…you put idiotic plan puts me to shame," Merlin grumbled quietly under his breath. Arthur shot him the most condescending look he could manage while laying flat on his stomach.
"Shut up, Merlin," He hissed at his manservant. So of course Merlin did the opposite.
"I swear, if Morgana and Gwen don't kill you, I will."
"Are you threatening the prince Merlin? That's treasonous."
"Not when the prince is a pervert."
"I AM NOT-"
"Sshh," Merlin quickly shushed as Morgana and Gwen both walked to the dresser. Morgana asked Gwen to brush her hair, and the weary girl replied with a tiny smile.
"It's good to see that you're feeling better Gwen," Morgana said sweetly. Merlin could tell that it was fake, he wasn't fooled at all. But the fact that he was hearing it from the under the evil witches bed made him want to throttle Arthur.
"Thank you milady,"
"You must have been so scared-"
"With all due respect Morgana, could we talk about something else." Gwen asserted, and then bit her lip.
"Alright then…who's a better kisser? Arthur or Lancelot?" Morgana asked teasingly. Arthur's jaw dropped, and his bewildered eyes met with Merlin's.
"Mi-milady?"
"Oh come on Guinevere, you didn't think you could hide it from me did you? Come on, who is it…oh. You're hesitating. Is it because it's someone else?"
"Err…Merlin."
"Merlin?"
"It was only once," Gwen said quickly, flushed and red faced, and then she added quickly, "I thought he was dying,"
"He's that good is he— do you hear that? It sounds like a choking pig."
Haha, in your face Arthur. I always love taking a notch down on Arthur and pegging it on Merlin.
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Kiki1770