Pick Up Lines

"Ok,dude. You need to play it real smooth." Jackson told Puck.

Puck looked at his best friend. Puck was about to ask Sabrina out on a date, and was really nervous.

"The trickster king can do anything!" Daphne assured Puck. Puck took a deep breath.

"I can do anything."

"remember, play it cool." Jackson reminded him.

"What should I say?"

"How about an epic pick up line?" Jackson suggested.

Daphne made a face. "Not going to work."

Jackson glared at her. "Shut up, little girl."

Daphne raised her arms in surrender. "Ok. Don't listen to me. Whatever."

"Now that that is settled, how about, 'Did you fart? Because, you blew me away!'?"

Puck raised an eyebrow. "I regret coming to you for advice. That. Was. Terrible."

Daphne stifled her laughter. "I'm amazed you have a girlfriend."

Jackson smirked. "You're forgetting that you're my girlfriend."

Daphne rolled her eyes. "I should really break up with you."

"You better not."

Puck rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah, enough with the flirting. What other pick-up lines have you got?"

Jackson thought about it for a second. "Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said to tell you 'Hi.'"

Puck just stood there, gaping. Daphne, on the other hand, was rolling on the ground laughing. "That's the one he used on me!"

Puck shook his head. "She's going to think I'm nuts!"

Jackson grinned. "I've got another one! 'Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm...weird chick.'"

Puck raised an eyebrow. "That isn't going to help me. She's just going to punch me in the face."

Jackson frowned. "That's good…right?"

Daphne was laughing so hard, she thought she was going to explode. "Oh my gosh! You are so…not good with girls."

Jackson glared at her. "Then how did I manage to date you."

"Trust me, it wasn't your 'charm', it was your looks and only tour looks." Daphne answered.

"You don't like my charm?" Jackson asked.

Daphne smirked. "For me to like your charm, you would actually have to have some."

"Ouch, babe. That hurt."

Puck groaned. "Seriously! Stop with the flirting!"

"Sorry." Jackson grumbled. "Ok, last pick up line. If you don't like it, you're on your own."

"Or you could listen to my advice!" Daphne piped up. Both boys ignored her.

"Ok, what have you got?"

Jackson struck a pose that he considered sexy, but honestly was just plain weird. Daphne burst out laughing and Puck shushed her.

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first." Jackson said smoothly.

Puck rolled his eyes. "You are really bad at this. There is no way I'm saying that to Sabrina."

Jackson frowned. "Why not? I put a lot of thought into these!"

Puck rolled up his sleeves. "Well, here goes nothing." He began to walk across the field to where Sabrina was sitting.

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Sabrina was sitting on a park bench with her best friend, Dani. They were studying for a test.

"Hey Grimm."

Sabrina looked up and groaned when she saw who it was. "What do you want Puck?"

Puck began to panic. What was he supposed to say. Still panicking, he said the first thing he could think of. Sadly, it was pathetic.

"Um…er… Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said to tell you 'Hi.'" He blurted out in one breath.

Sabrina raised an eyebrow. "Um..okay. Honestly, with a bedroom like yours, I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually true."

Beside her, Dani cracked up. "That was the worst pick up line ever!"

Puck blushed. "Sorry."

"Jackson?" Dani guessed.

Puck nodded. "Who else?"

"So, what did you want?" Sabrina asked.

"Er…I wanted to know if you wanted to…gooutwittme?"

Sabrina frowned. "Say that again?"

"Gooutwithme?"

Dani's eyes widened and she smiled.

"Sorry. Say it more clear?" Sabrina asked.

Puck groaned. "Go out with me Grimm!" He practically yelled.

Sabrina smirked. "Heard you the first time! And…sure. Why not?"

Puck grinned. "I knew you'd agree. You're always all over me."

Sabrina scowled. "Don't make me change my mind, fairyboy."

Puck grinned and jogged back over to where Daphne and Jackson were waiting.

Dani turned to Sabrina. "So…where does Jackson get his pick-up lines?"

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