Hello again. Don't blame me for late updates, sophomore year is SO MUCH HARDER than freshman year. I have so much homework, plus I'm in the play plus I am in two clubs and I do karate. Oh my God it is crazy. ANYWAY, IMPORTANT NOTICE FOLLOWS: I may change this crack one shots series so it also includes the occasional fluff chapter. I have to get my fluff out, I just have to! And I am also thinking of doing another twins angsty thing very soon. Yay!


Honey smiled cheekily as he fitted a bright yellow tube around his waist.

It looked adorable and he knew it.

He wandered closer to the edge of the diving board.

It was a little higher than he had expected, maybe four feet above the water.

He wasn't usually afraid of heights, but ever since his incident at Kyoya's indoor tropical water park, he wasn't too keen to enter the water.

So as he stood at the edge of the diving board, the flimsy structure swaying beneath his small wiggling feet, one could understand his apprehension. He looked around the edge of the enormous in-ground pool, its water so clear and still it reflected the blue sky above perfectly.

There were other high class citizens at the pool, but none of them where swimming. They were lying in long lounge chairs furnished with elegant cushions at the perimeter of the pool, all of them working on their tans.

At least none of them are watching me. It's sad that they won't see my cute float, but I don't want them to see how scared I am to jump in.

"Mitsukuni."

Honey turned his head, his golden locks shimmering in the afternoon sun.

Mori stood beside him, his face serious yet soft, comforting as always.

"Takashi." Honey said softly. Mori slowly started toward Honey, stepping onto the board very carefully so Honey would not accidentally fall off. He picked Honey up under the armpits and lifted him over his own head so he was behind Mori.

Mori paced forward to the edge of the board, his chest glistening with droplets of water, as he had already gone swimming a little earlier.

"Watch, Mitsukuni." Mori rumbled, his deep voce vibrating through Honey's ears.

Honey was slightly embarrassed Mori was showing him that jumping was safe, but at the same time, he was happy his loyal friend was willing to help him.

Mori bent his knees and lifted his hands in front of himself in a sort of squat position, which looked ridiculous. Maybe he was trying to show Honey that jumping from the board wasn't scary, but fun and entertaining.

It was amazing how intuitive Mori could be sometimes. He could tell that by making himself look stupid, he would lighten the mood and erase Honey's fear.

Or maybe that was just how Mori liked to jump.

Mori's brows furrowed in concentration as water droplets from his hair rolled down his face.

Then he sprung.

Honey watched in awe, his golden brown eyes widening, as Mori flew into the air and toward the crystal clear water.

Mori landed feet first in the water. The splash was heard by everyone around the pool, and they all looked up from their books, phones, or sun reflectors.

And as Honey stood focused, waiting for Mori to break the surface, he noticed something odd floating to the top of the water.

This strange object surfaced right behind the place Mori surfaced a few moments later.

Mori began to swim toward the ladder out of the pool as Honey stared at the strange object swaying in the newly disturbed water.

A strangled noise came suddenly from Honey's mouth as he realized what the object actually was.

A pair of swimming trunks.

Mori rose from the pool water, droplets dripping from every crevice.

All the onlookers surrounding the pool gasped and stared at the butt naked teenager.

All Honey could do was stare with a horrified expression.

Mori strut past Honey with a satisfied grunt.

Honey turned to watch as Mori walked toward the concession stand, seemingly oblivious of his nakedness.

Maybe he was still trying to make Honey feel as if jumping into the water was just a joke.

Maybe he was simply going to very far lengths to make Honey feel at home in the water once again.

Or maybe he just hadn't noticed his trunks were missing.


In actuality, he just didn't notice. He can be oblivious at times, not just intuitive XD Tell me about my story ideas, should I pursue them?