I woke up this morning. No eating, great. I showered and got dressed. Walking out the door. I got to the place Kakashi-sensei told us to meet him. To my joy Naruko was there alone. She had her long hair up in two side pony tails, she had a orange and blue sweater on, orange shorts, and blue sneakers. Her headband was tied around her neck like a necklace. She turned her head and waved.
"Yo! Sasuke-teme!" I walked over coolly and leaned against the wall she was sitting on.
"Hn." I replied. She glared.
"At least talk in full sentences." she scolded before turning her head to a pink figure running our way.
"Naruko! Sasuke-kun!" It was Sakura, great. Naruko waved and Sakura smiled at me. "good morning, Sasuke-kun!" she smiled at me, Naruko rolled her eyes and looked around for Kakashi-sensei.
"Hn." was my response to Sakura. She smiled and continued to talk to me while Naruko started nodding off on the wall. Kakashi was late. Naruko groaned.
"Where the fuck is he!? Its been 3 hours. I'm starving!" She moaned. Sakura looked up at her.
"Shut up Naruko! Ninja's aren't supposed to complain." Naruko stuck out her tongue out at Sakura who turned away from her.
Kakashi finally showed up.
"YOUR LATE!" Naruko screamed jumping on Kakashi's back, Kakashi smiled, or at least I think he did. And spoke,
"Well, its hard to be on time when your being chased up a mountain by wild bears." he said putting Naruko down.
"BULLSHIT!" Naruko yelled. I rolled my eyes, and glared at Kakashi.
"Okay come with me, all of you." We all stood up and walked after Kakashi. He took us to a secluded area in the woods. It was a large opening with trees all around, but strangely it had three stumps in the middle.
"Whats these for?" Naruko said sitting on one of them.
"I'll get to that. For now, get down from there Naruko." Kakashi said Naruko pouted 'so cute!' and jumped down.
"What are we doing Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked. Kakashi held out three bells.
"Your task is to get these bells from me before the afternoon comes. Whom ever fails to get a bell will be tied to a stump and won't get to eat the lunch I bought." We all looked at the bells. So we had to get these? Why? "one,two, three, START!" we all ran. Naruko, however stood her ground. Kakashi raised an eyebrow at her. "And what might you be doing?" he asked her.
"I'm gonna take the bell by force! Don't underestimate me!" She yelled at the top pf her lungs. Then She charged Kakashi. Kakashi reached into his shuriken pack, 'I swear if he hurts Naruko...' and pulled out... a book? Yep. That's a book. He began reading. Naruko stopped dead in her tracks. "Hey! Bastard! Weren't you listening to me!?" she screamed.
"Your really should watch your mouth young lady." Kakashi grinned. Naruko screamed and punched the ground. The ground crumbled into pieces.
"KAKASHI!" she yelled charging him once more, this time with more force. Kakashi dodged one of her punches. She swung her foot and did a round house kick, Kakashi managed to dodge.
"Looks like I can't read while fighting you..." Kakashi said, putting away his book.
Eventually, Kakashi escaped Naruko's fury. I followed him determined to get a bell... hopefully Naruko would be okay alone... I moved stealthily, following Kakashi with ease. He stopped in a clearing.
"Your much more mature than that Naruko character aren't you?" He turned towards me. I walked out from behind the bush I was hidden behind.
"Naruko-dobe isn't one to hide quietly." I explained. Kakashi nodded. He was to relaxed, I went for the bells. He dodged. He easily matched every punch and kick I threw with his own, he deflected the kunai and shuriken that came his way.
"Naruko sure is cute isn't she Sasuke?" Kakashi said casually. I froze for a moment. 'Did I just hear him right?' And he slammed me into the ground. My body was hidden under the ground and my head stuck up. Kakashi disappeared before I could protest. Great...
"Sasuke-kun!? Where are you?" That voice... oh god... why her? Why did she have to find me!? Okay, stay calm. Sakura walked out into the clearing... and saw me. "Sa-Sasuke-kun's a head!" she fainted. It was an hour until I heard another voice and some ringing.
"Ha, Kakashi thinks he can best me? Don't make me laugh! But damn.. were did those two go?" It was Naruko!
"Hey! Dobe! Over here!" a blond headed beauty poked its head out from behind a tree. Naruko looked down.
"Sakura?" then she looked at me, well my head. "Sa-Sasuke-teme!?" she broke out laughing. Kakashi made Naruko laugh at me, this will not go unforgiven.
"Help me out Dobe!" she looked at me, wiped a tear from her eye and spoke.
"Okay, here I go!" she bent over and started digging like a dog burying a bone. Her chest bounced in my face, did I mention how...developed...Naruko was? It took all my strength not to blush. Before I knew it my arm was free. Naruko stood up, wiping sweat from her forehead. "Grab my arm." she demanded holding out an arm. I reached up and grabbed her arm. She let out a powerful yell and yanked me from the ground. She dusted herself off. Then she smiled at me. She has such a dazzling smile. She held up two of the three bells.
"How did you get that?" I asked she smiled wider. Handing me a bell.
"Well if your a great ninja like me anythings possible!" She dropped the bell in her pocket. "Now lets wake up Sakura so we can get the last bell!" she said walking over to the unconscious girl. "Yo! Sakura! Time ta wake up! Can't sleep forever ya' know!" she yelled shaking her. Sakura woke up.
"W-what happened? Naruko! Oh Naruko! Sasuke-kun! He's been beheaded!" Sakura hugged Naruko and cried. Naruko rolled her eyes.
Sakura was tied to the stump. Me and Naruko sat in front of Kakashi.
"Its not Sakura's fault she fainted." Naruko said laying in the grass. I sat next to her. Kakashi glanced at me. But I glared at him in return.
"Okay, so rules are rules... No food for Sakura. You guys can try again in an hour." and with that Kakashi was gone. Naruko ripped open her box and chopped it in half. Stepping on Sakura's foot she dumped half the food into her mouth. Sakura swallowed, surprised.
"Na-Naruko!? Were gonna get killed! I'm not supposed to eat!" Naruko covered her mouth and quickly ate her food. I gave Sakura some of my food too. She would slow us down if she was hungry.
"Rules are rules my ass. I'm not losing cuz' you were starving to death. Now just keep your mouth shut and we might have a-" Naruko was cut off by Kakashi's return.
He stared at us angrily.
"YOU...YOU...passed!" he smiled.
"What!?" Sakura asked.
"But we broke the rule." I said calmly
"HELL FUCKIN YEAH!" Naruko yelled jumping up and down. Kakashi smiled at us.
"A ninja who abandons the rules is scum. But a ninja who abandons their comrades. Are worse than scum. Congratulations. You all passed." Sakura smiled. I grinned. And Naruko well... did what Naruko does best..
"HELL TO THE FUCK YEA! I'M A NINJA YA KNOW! ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY DREAM! WOOO!" she danced around the clearing, which I kinda enjoyed watching...She untied and hugged Sakura. I felt like hugging her too, but I'm an Uchiha, so I settled for a high five. Sometimes I hate being a Uchiha...
CAN'T. HUG. MY. NARUKO. MUST. RESIST.
