Celebrities

"So?" Daphne asked. It was Daphne's birthday and she had invited some of her friends over for lunch. Sabrina sat in the couch with her boyfriend Puck's arm draped around her shoulder. Their attention was focused on the TV.

Daphne sat in the armchair with Elvis at her feet. Red sat on the ground with Blue. She had also invited Hansel and Gretel, Jack and Jill, Thumbelina and Tom Thumb. Later, all the girls were going to sleep over.

"So?" Tom Thumb asked absentmindedly.

"I want to ask all of you guys a question." Daphne said. She grinned. "And since it's my birthday, you all have to answer."

"Ok. Shoot." Jack said. "What's the big question?"

"Celebrity crushes." Daphne smiled. "Everyone has to answer."

"Why?" Sabrina asked.

"I just thought it would be fun." Daphne replied. "First Thumbelina."

Thumbelina smiled as she thought about the question. "Harry Styles."

"Justin Bieber's hotter." Jill announced. She ran a hand through her long blond hair.

"I disagree. Zayne Malik is the hot one." Gretel said.

Daphne giggled. "Ok. What about you, Hansel?"

"Selena Gomez is a babe." Hansel said confidently. "She doesn't know it, but she's dating me."

Daphne smiled at him and turned to Puck. "Puck?"

"Ariana Grande is the hottest girl I have ever seen." He announced.

Sabrina broke away and glared at her boyfriend. "Excuse me?"

Puck smirked. "Jealous?"

Sabrina got up and took a seat next to Jack. "Not at all."

Puck pouted and got up to follow Sabrina. He took a seat next to Sabrina, again. "You are so jealous!"

Sabrina slapped his arm. "I'm just irked."

"Jealous."

Everyone watched the exchange with amused expressions.

"Sabrina?" Puck nudged his girlfriend. She ignored him and started a casual conversation with Jill.

"Sabrina!"

Sabrina laughed at something Jill said.

"I take back what I said!" Puck whined. "You're way hotter than Ariana Grande."

Sabrina tuned to face Puck. "Ok." And with that she began talking to Jill again.

Daphne rolled her eyes. "Now that that's over, Blue?"

Blue smiled at Red. "Red."

"Red is not a celebrity." Daphne said.

"She is to me." Blue told her.

Red blushed. "Then Blue is my favorite celebrity."

Daphne bit her palm. "That is so cute! I'll let it pass! Now who's left? Jack?"

"Lucy Hale."

"Tom?"

Tom thought for a second. "Miley Cyrus."

Daphne nodded. "Sabrina, I think you're the last one!"

Puck smiled sweetly at Puck before answering. "Taylor Lautner."

Puck's mouth fell open. "I am so much better than that stupid dog."

Sabrina laughed. "You wish. He has a six pack. You do not."

Puck crossed his arms over his chest. "I so do have abs."

Sabrina poked his stomach. "No way."

"Daph? What about you?" Tom asked.

Daphne shrugged. "It's my birthday. I don't have to say anything."

"So not cool." Thumbelina said.

Puck pouted. 'I am so much better than Lautner."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Monster: I so agree with Puck. Ariana is pretty!

Vamp: Who cares about Ariana? I like Taylor Swift.

Me: Urghhh. No one asked you guys.