Title: It's Like Magic
Author: Kiki1770
Rating: T for Language
Setting: Throughout the Five Seasons
Summary: Merlin's funny one liners
A/N: Hehe sorry for the slow down in updates. The drabble after this is hilarious, so review and I might put it up today!These are kinda random one-liners that I thought of and figured I'd most likely never put it in a story so why not put it in here. Enjoy!
Humor 7: Merlin's Wit
Merlin to Gaius: "If Arthur and I are two sides of the same coin, then I must be the head because I'm the only one with a brain around here, and Arthur is the tail because …well he's kind of an ass."
Merlin to Arthur: "Arthur, you shouldn't speak to the brighter side of the coin like that,"
Merlin to Arthur ( 3X03) "I always told you, you were an ass Arthur. But I didn't mean it quite so literally,"
Gwaine and Merlin: "Merlin, why does Arthur look like he's sulking?"
"Oh, because I called him a dollop head and he still hasn't come up with a better insult."
Dragoon da Great: "I am Dragoon the Great, master of all things witty and wise. Heed my warning Arthur Pendragon, for Albion has no place for clot poles."
"Are you sure we haven't met?"
"No I'd remember your UGLY face."
"I am not u-"
"UGLY!"
Merlin to Kilgarrah: "Arthur may be the Once and Future King, but he's also the Now and Perpetual Prat!"
Gwaine to Merlin: "Merlin mate, what'dya do to the Princess to get in the stocks this time?"
"Well I kinda called Arthur a dollop head, then he called me a girl, then I called him an ass, then he called me an idiot, then I called him a clot pole, then he called me a girl's petticoat, then I called him fat, and now I'm in the stocks."
Arthur to Merlin: "Have you been on the cider again Merlin?"
"Trust me Arthur, if I was drunk, Camelot would not be standing,"
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