Dear Diary
Chapter 35: Come on over here
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A/N: Okay yes.. It's been forever and a day. So I kinda maybe forgot about Dear Diary for a bit there – sue me :P
I do not own Naruto. I only own my own creativity (Though my mother would have you believe that is actually hers… Don't believe everything you hear, folks)
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Dear Diary,
So, Naruto has finally come back to us. It's taken the brat long enough… I've really missed him, you know? I still have the cactus he gave me, managed to keep it alive and well. You should be proud, Diary.
I wonder if it would be too rude to punch Jiraiya's lights out next time I see him? Not only did he take away my student, he really was quite rude and annoying that night at the memorial stone. Not to mention the fact that he still hasn't finished the next installment of Icha Icha… I want to know if he's going to pick up that storyline again. You know which one I'm talking about, right Diary? The one with the gay character. I wonder if I noticed it right. And, if it's like, totally hot, maybe I can get Gai to read it. Maybe… Maybe it'll help us do some things too. Naughty things. I really wanna do naughty things with Gai, Diary. Like, really badly.
'Naughty things'… I kind of wonder if Iruka even knows what you'd mean by that… He got with what is arguably the easiest girl in the entire village and he still didn't get any… Makes you wonder, huh Diary? Makes you wonder if he's even… Interested. Oh, who am I kidding? That look on his face? He's interested alright! Wonder if he's still a virgin…? It would explain a lot… But it'd be so weird though! Iruka isn't all that bad looking, even I can tell!
I should probably stop thinking about Iruka now, right Diary?
Let's think about Naruto… I wonder how much he's grown since I last saw him. If he's matured a little. What if I suddenly feel like I'm looking at Minato-sensei? I mean, the kid really looks a lot like him, so… He's just as kind, too. Jiraiya said that Minato-sensei wouldn't have minded me being in love with Gai. Would Naruto be different from his parents? Somehow… If I honestly think about it… I think he'd be okay with it. I sure hope I'm right though. Naruto… He's important to me. He's… Family.
K.
