Chase

"HOW DARE YOU BANISH YOUR OWN SON LIKE THAT?" Titania yelled. She grabbed a knife out of the kitchen drawer and chucked it at him.

Oberon easily dodged it and glared at his wife. "I am doing what's best for my kingdom."

"BUT WHAT ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR SON?"

"HE'LL BE FINE! HE'S ALMOST 1000 YEARS OLD!"

"1000? HIS 3001ST BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!" Titania Shreiked. "WHAT KIND OF FATHER DOESN'T KNOW HIS SON'S BIRTHDAY!?"

Oberon practically had steam coming out of his ears. He took a step back as Titania transformed into her monster self and then he picked up bowl and threw it.

Titania easily caught it in one of her claws and dropped it onto the ground where it shattered into a million pieces. Then, she unraveled her monster wings and flung herself at him, fire tumbling out of her mouth. Oberon dodged under the table and came out the other end. Unfurling his own fairy wings, he flew out of the kitchen, his wife hot on his heels.

Never glancing behind him, he flew through the halls of the castle trying to lose his wife, who unfortunately followed him with ease.

"GET BACK HERE!" Titania shrieked. "YOU ARE NOT THROWING YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD OUT OF THIS PALACE."

"WATCH ME!" He replied, turning the corner sharply and almost running into Mustardseed who was coming the other way. Luckily, Mustardseed managed to duck out of the way and we watched his parents fly past him. The young fairy rolled his eyes and turned to a passing guard.

"What is this, the sixth time this week?"

The guard shrugged. "Eighth, I think."

Meanwhile, Titania continued chasing her husband through the halls of their home. She released another mouthful of flames but Oberon flew out of her path….and right into Moth. Titania, unable to stop herself, collided into her husband and the two fairies and the monster crashed onto the floor together. Moth quickly got up and brushed herself off, knowing that being in the middle of one of these fights resulted in bad things. "Your highnesses, I am so sorry. Please excuse me." And with that she hurried out of the hall.

Titania sighed and changed back into her fairy form. "Well, that was fun. Now I'm tired."

Oberon nodded in agreement. "I apologize for being an awful father."

Titania looked at him. "I know I can't stop you when you put your mind to something."

Oberon smiled at her and leaned over to kiss her. "Sometimes I ask myself why I married a monster like you."

Titania accepted the kiss. "Because I'm the only one who has the guts to fight you back and you liked the challenge."

"Right." He kissed her again.

"…But I still don't accept the fact that you're banishing your son."

Ehhh, A sucky little insight on Titania and Oberon's relationship.