Portrait

"Since when do we take family portraits?" Twenty- five year old Sabrina Grimm muttered, picking at the brown belt that was tied around her flowing white sundress.

Relda smiled at her granddaughter and winked. "Since now, libeling." She replied, moving to shift the position of a flower vase.

"Adults on the couch, children stand behind?" Veronica swiftly moved past Relda and studied her surrounding, silently planning where everyone would go. "Basil, you're tie is crooked."

"What do you mean children?" Daphne grinned at her mother. "Basil aside, we're all well in our twenties."

"Your twenty-one, Daph." Sabrina replied. Daphne just shrugged.

Puck, Henry and another man (probably the photographer) entered the room. Puck was messing with his tie and muttering about why he had to wear it. Even at twenty-five, Puck was practically a kid. Sabrina rolled her eyes and scurried to help her boyfriend with his tie. Puck muttered a thanks, looking away from her nervously. Sabrina frowned. Puck wasn't the type to be nervous, especially over a family picture. Deciding not to press him on it, she turned her attention to helping Daphne with Red's hair.

"Positions everyone!" Henry announced. He plopped himself down on the couch. Veronica took a seat to his right and Relda to his left. Canis sat himself down next to Relda. Sabrina sat on the couch's armrest and Puck stood next to her, still averting his attention away from Sabrina. Instead, he was fidgeting with his pockets. The rest of the family scurried to get situated and the photographer yawned, his eyes drooping rom his boredom.

"Ok, ready? I'll count to three." He muttered, steadying his tripod.

"Everyone smile!" Veronica hissed through her smile.

Things happened very fast from there.

"One." The photographer called out.

Beside Sabrina, Puck suddenly dropped to his knees. Surprised, Sabrina gasped out "What's wrong?"

"Two"

Sabrina's eyes widened as she realized that Puck was holding a velvet ring box."

"Marry me, Ugly?"

"Three!"

Veronica's hand flew to her mouth in shock. Henry whirled around in his seat. Daphne's palm flew to her mouth. Relda flashed her best smile at the camera. Jake began to laugh. And the camera's shutter clicked.

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A week later, Veronica Grimm hung up their first ever family portrait on the living room wall. She smiled as she stepped back to admire the photo. She wasn't sure if any future family portrait could top one as….memorable….as this one.

Henry, of course, just wanted to break it.

Monster: how sweet. So sweet, I wanna barf.

Vamp: Well that's not very nice.

Monster: Shut your mouth Vampire. Anyways, all of you people must be wondering where I've been these last few days. You see, I was actually busy robbing a bank.

Vamp: You were not robbing a bank.

Monster: Shush, I was so robbing a bank!

Vamp: I walked in on you crying over the movie Stuck in Love. Which isn't even a very sad movie.

Monster: I wasn't crying!...My eyes were exercising and so they were sweating!

Vamp: You're so manly.

Monster: I'll have you know, I ate 35 people these last four days and I have NO PROBLEM adding you to the list! And that goes for all of you mundanes too! Review or suffer the wrath of REVIEW MONSTER.

Vamp: The crying, chick flick watching Review Monster.

Monster: SHUT UP