Title: It's Like Magic

Author: Kiki1770

Rating: T for Language

Setting: Season 4

Summary: Arthur is writing a list

A/N: Hello! It's been a really long time since I've updated. I haven't had any new ideas lately. So from here on, I'll be taking requests. Please be sure to comment with what type of drabble you want me to write (i.e. Humor, Friendship, Angst) and a short premise. I'm looking forward to your ideas!


Humor 11: 10 reasons why Merlin is a Girl by Arthur Pendragon

1. "We guys have this special ability to sit down, stare at a wall and think absolutely nothing." (Russell Peters) Merlin cannot! He's always thinking, but heaven knows what's going on in that girly little mind of his.

2. Girls can't stand killing "cute fluffy things." Merlin can't stand killing "cute fluffy things."

3. Girls spend hours picking out their clothes. Merlin spends HOURS picking out MINE

4. Lamia couldn't seduce girls. Lamia couldn't seduce Merlin…are you really telling me you don't see the connection?

5. Men give each other manly pats on the back. Merlin likes to hug.

6. Merlin. Wears. A. Neckerchief….I have no comments

7. Merlin wears flowers in said Neckerchief

8. Girls spend too much time talking about rubbish like their feelings. Merlin wants to talk about my feelings.

9. Merlin likes to cross-dress in his spare time. I'm not one do judge, if Merlin likes wearing Morgana's dresses, let him wear it I say.

10. Merlin cries over unicorns. Again, no comments.


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