I feel like it was ages ago that I promised this. Hope you all enjoy what's about to come. I've been meaning to write this for such a long time.

Get ready for some love!

"Oneeeee-chaaaaan!" As he stumbled towards her and swung an arm around her neck, she started panicking. But the drunk fool didn't care. He just giggled and nudged her head. "It's my birthdaaaaay!"

The young woman in the crimson butterfly kimono looked horrified. She covered her mouth and nose as he leaned closer. His breath reeked of alcohol.

A throbbing vein appeared on his forehead as Hijikata hurried towards them in order to stop him. Gin, however, was grinning like crazy, getting closer to her face than necessary. "And y'know what? 'm going t' a love hotel! M' boyfriend 's gonna fuck my brains out!"

As the disgust on her beautiful face couldn't possibly get any stronger, Hijikata dragged him off of her and tried not to blush. "What the fuck are you doing? Don't molest strangers! In fact, don't molest anyone!"

"Nnnn, Hijikata-kuuuun~!" Gin giggled and hugged him. "Don't get mad. 'm all yours tanight!"

Calmly, he pushed him away and shot the young woman an apologizing look. He deserved a fucking medal for staying as calm as this. "I'm terribly sorry for my friend. He had a bit too much. Please don't mind him and enjoy your evening."

Her eyes were still displaying a mix of repulsion, confusion, and horror but she nodded and hurried in the opposite direction.

Meanwhile, Gin was cackling again, wobbling forward. "'s my birthdaaaay!"

Hijikata shot him an angry look. How the hell was he drunk? He just had had a few beers. Damn it at all. "Oi, damn perm." He came closer and made no secret of his foul mood. "Come here and have some water. Otherwise, we won't go anywhere tonight."

"Toushiii-kuuun~!" He tackled him, throwing one arm around his shoulder, nudging his head against his neck. Just like a cat in heat. "Don' be angry with me. 's my birthday after all!"

An annoyed grunt, as he closed his eyes and dragged him off the busy street. Good thing there were some vending machines and a park nearby. They had been taking the busy street along the shopping mile for a while now, so the cop was happy to take a turn into the trees and park the drunk idiot on a bench. As said idiot hollered at the passersby from afar, Hijikata bought two bottles of water. He offered Gin the first one.

"Here. Drink."

"Uhhh, how bossy~" With the cutest drunk smile, Gin did as he was told and started gulping down the ice-cold water.

Another sigh and the man with the olive-brown hair crossed his arms. How the hell did this idiot manage to do that every time?

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It was night already, almost midnight. There weren't many lanterns in the park, but the soft light of the street lampions still reached them. This already had been a long day. For some reason or another, there had been a lot of people at his birthday party. Everyone had been squeezing into the small apartment of the Yorozuya until there hadn't been enough space and the party broke into several small groups.

Surprisingly, the silver-haired man had gotten a lot of presents. Some had been decent like Shinpachi's box of chocolate or Kagura's parfait shirt. Some had been plain weird. Like Catherine's photo of herself in a cat costume, Zenzo's yearly subscription for hemorrhoid cream or the robot girl's comic guide for anal sex. Not to forget Hasegawa with a can of expired anko beans or Otose with a handwritten note reminding him to 'pay his freaking rent'. Katsura with a giant old jukebox had made the list of bizarre gifts complete. He had even started dancing when turning on the old-ass music. Unsurprisingly, Gin had joined him, lamenting about the good old times as if he were eighty years old.

Of course, Tae had 'cooked' a giant burnt birthday cake which only Kondou had eaten until he had eventually fainted. There had been a lot of booze, too. Hijikata had tried his best to stop Gintoki from completely wasting himself. Sougo, in turn, had made fun of him the whole evening, suggesting all the things the Vice Chief wanted to do later in the love hotel. He joked nonstop about if Gintoki would finally be allowed to 'bury his banana in his peach fondue', as he put it. His gift to Gintoki had been a full set of BDSM toys and all the anal plugs, dildos, and other weird things had had a name tag with Hijikata's credentials on it. Of course, Gin had been delighted and the two of them had teamed up against him again. Sougo just loved to humiliate him in public. Damn this little fucker…

Speaking of which, Hijikata couldn't make out any different behavior between Sougo and Kagura. They teased each other just like they always did, fighting and insulting each other nonstop. But he couldn't recognize any strange behavior from Kagura's side that matched what he had seen just a while back. Maybe it wasn't Sougo after all? Maybe Kagura really was in love with someone else?

He couldn't tell and didn't have time to think about it.

He was nervous.

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When he thought about it, his cheeks reddened a bit and he closed his eyes. No point in thinking about it now. First, he needed to get this stupid idiot sober and to the hotel. He wondered, how he would do that, though. This guy was hammered.

"Oi, Hijikata-kuuuun~!" His crooked smile was accompanied by a blurry gaze. He still sat on the park bench, leaning back a bit and checking him out. "Drank all of ta wata… so whass ya gonna do nau? …Get kinky hea in ta bushes?"

Oh, dear Lord…

An annoyed gape was all he got. "Get yourself together, man…"

Just a chuckle. "We're going to tha love hot'l now? Got a spec'l surprise for me? What issit? S&M? Cosuplay? Roluplay? Ya know I laik nurses, right? Ya know that, right? Ahhh, jus' thinkin' 'bout that ge'ss me horny…"

What was he rambling about? God, maybe he should get him home. This way it wasn't any fun.

"Hijikata-kuuuun~!"

An annoyed grunt and he massaged his forehead. This was not how he had planned this evening. He should get him home. But the remaining guests were still there, and he had booked a room for them after all… So maybe he should just get them there and put him to sleep. They could do it another time. No rush on that…

Suddenly, a strange sound ripped through the silence and Gin toppled over.

He was throwing up into the bushes behind him.

"Buuueeeerghhhh!"

"Urgh, you still stink. Eat another one." A displeased policeman shoved a package of gum into his face. The silver head didn't complain, though. He was gulping down the rest of the water and threw the bottle in the trash can next to the vending machine. Then he took another gum and sulked.

"No need to yell at me. Can't you be a little gentler? I just threw up, ok? It's my birthday, too. Don't I deserve some love?"

Hijikata grunted and closed his eyes, walking off. "After you've brushed your teeth maybe."

"'m gonna do that anyway!" Gintoki pouted and followed behind him.

After Gin's glorious performance, the policeman had dragged him into a supermarket. Lucky for them, they had toothbrushes, toothpaste, and mint gums. As the Yorozuya was chewing persistently, he scratched his head. At least, he seemed soberer now.

"How long till the hotel? I wanna take a shower. Can't we just take any of them? I don't wanna walk anymore…"

Hijikata had throbbing veins all over his forehead again. He swallowed all of the insults, though. Because it was his birthday. "We're almost there."

"Hijikata-kuun…" Gintoki put one arm on his shoulder as if to get help while walking. "I need something to eat. My head 's dizzy. Can we please stop somewhere?"

He was so damn annoying. Why did he have to take care of him? It was like he had a baby all of the sudden. Mumbling, he reached into the shopping bag from the supermarket and shoved it in his face. It was a nikuman. And it was still hot. "You're a real bother, you know that?"

"Hah-" Gin tore up, sniffing and shaking. "Hijikata-kuuuuuuuuuun~!"

"Just eat the damn thing!"

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It only took them a few minutes until they finally reached their destination. In the meantime, Gin had swallowed the nikuman whole and had started crying again upon discovering that Hijikata had also bought him a sweet anman. He looked a bit better now and his breath wasn't as appalling anymore. Seemed like the food had helped with that. Now, however, the Yorozuya was scrutinizing the room advertisements of the love hotel they were standing in. He seemed particularly interested in the lower row.

"Ohhh, a space shuttle room! Let's take this one!"

"No."

"How about the casino one here? This looks amazing! We could have sex on the blackjack table."

"I said no."

"Hmph, ok. What about this one then? I like the giant cup noodle pool."

"I can't even tell if you're joking anymore."

"Ohh, this one! We should take this one! I like the dungeon flair. And look at all the S&M stuff they have. It's perfect!"

"What's perfect about that?! I'm gonna die of fear with this screaming burnt human doll watching us!"

"Man, you're grumpy." With a deadpan expression, Gin looked at him. "Isn't today my birthday? Shouldn't I be the one to pick?"

Hijikata's cheeks were just a bit red and he avoided looking at him. "Shut up. I already booked a room."

"Eh?" Now a cocky grin adorned his stupid face. "Is that so?"

"Yeah." Not wanting to waste any more time, Hijikata checked them in and started walking upstairs. He didn't want anyone to see them after all.

While Gin was rambling on and on, the man with the olive-brown hair guided them through the corridor. He was awfully silent, but Gin didn't seem to notice. When they finally entered the room, however, the silver head was whistling. A pleased, smug grin stuck to his cheeks as he looked around. It was a big, Japanese style room, much like a ryokan* but with a real bed. The walls were covered with paper fusuma, massive wooden pillars divided the room and tatami mats were muffling the sound of their steps. The Yorozuya couldn't resist a satisfied chuckle.

"Not bad."

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It really was no secret that this pervert liked Japanese styled things. And, today being his birthday and all, Hijikata wanted to do something nice for him. He was just a bit relieved that Gin seemed to like it. The rest of his attention was directed elsewhere. Slowly, he stored the shopping bags in the entrance area and shoved some hygiene products into his face.

"You go ahead and take a shower, I'll wait. And don't forget to brush your teeth."

"You my mother or what?" Gin teased, though the grin was hard to overhear. "Don't worry. I was gonna do that, anyway."

"Fine then." He was tense, couldn't look him in the eye. Just standing there, he attracted a lot of attention. As he was spacing out, Gin crept up on him and drew him into a kiss, making him jolt. The kiss was an unappealing mix of mint, residual vomit and anko paste. It was appalling, to say the least. Disgusted, Hijikata retreated and cover his mouth with the back of his hand.

"Urgh! You stink! What was that for?!"

Gin just snickered and flashed a smile. "How else would you taste the difference?"

"I'm pretty sure I could tell even without you kissing me now! Brush your damn teeth! Your breath smells like shit." Hijikata shrieked and stomped off, leaving his boyfriend at the entrance. Said boyfriend just grinned and disappeared into the bathroom.

"Aye aye, officer."

A soundless sigh escaped his throat as he looked into the mirror. Water drops were still rolling down his bare skin and the air was steamy from the hot shower. Absentmindedly, he stared into his own eyes and repeated a mantra inside his head. He dried his hair with the towel and combed through it with his bare fingers to make it look nice. Then, he styled it a bit backward, so it looked like when he had been in Gintoki's body during the soul switch arc. In the mirror, he could see the scars from the recent attack, still healing. It looked nasty, but he knew Gintoki wouldn't mind. To be honest, Hijikata was more worried about what was waiting for him outside than his looks at that moment.

He was nervous.

Damn it.

Blushing just a little bit, he slapped his cheeks and closed his eyes. His heart was pounding already, and he felt hot. He told himself to be cool. That, however, was easier said than done. There was no point in overthinking this, no point in postponing any of this. The longer he stayed in here, the harder it would get. He wished he could be more like Gintoki in that remark. Confident and blunt and not caring what other people thought. But alas, he was who he was. And that was why he was so unbelievably nervous. He knew he shouldn't be. Not with this guy at least.

Brooding, blue eyes met blue eyes and entered into a staring contest. In an internal dialogue, he encouraged himself to take the lead, to be confident and own this. He counted to ten, to give himself an ultimatum. Then, he rubbed the rest of his body dry and put his hand on the door handle. No need to put on clothes, really. A towel around his waist would do. Taking a last deep breath, he finally entered the bedroom.

The first thing he saw was a naked man lying on the bed, facing him with his head in his hand and a seductive smile on his lips. At least that was what he was going for, obviously.

"Well, well. You've left me waiting for a long time. I almost started without you."

Closing his eyes in embarrassment, Hijikata let out a demonstrative sigh and slowly closed the door behind him.

"So, anything special for my birthday?" Gin flashed his trademark dumb smile and his eyebrows danced seductively. "How about some roleplay? Want to arrest me? Did I do something bad, officer?"

Hijikata didn't want to admit how sexy it was that Gintoki called him 'officer'. He gulped and stared at him from afar, a bit unsure "…Would you like that?"

"You kiddin' me?" The Yorozuya's grin was so dirty and excited, it showed other places as well. "I may not like the police, but I have a real fetish about you in your uniform. Come on, Toushirou. Bring out the Demonic Vice Chief and punish me a bit."

And sure as hell, Hijikata's head became glowing red. He pushed this idea as far away as he could, so he wouldn't let this pervert see how much it was turning him on. "Good to know…"

Still teasing him, Gintoki waved a wrapped box around, inviting him to come closer. "Really excited for your present, by the way. If you waited that long to give it to me, I'm sure it's gonna be good."

Stupid gift. Well then. Into battle.

Avoiding his eyes, he finally came closer and sat down on the bed. "I'm honestly surprised you didn't open it yet."

"You don't know the struggle." Happy, Gin came into an upright position and positioned himself next to his boyfriend. He was already ripping apart the wrapping. "I was reaaaally close to open it like five times already."

The black-haired man didn't reply. He was too paralyzed to do it. Stiff as a poker, with his eyes closed, he just prepared for the worst.

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Gin opened the box.

For a few seconds, there was absolute silence.

And then, out of nowhere, a chortling laughter made the policeman flinch.

Convulsing, crashing into the pillows, Gin was laughing his ass off. He was seriously gasping for air, almost choking, tears filling up his eyes. Hijikata tried to stay calm. Like, really tried. But in the end, he yapped at him after all, cheeks burning red.

"Oi, calm down already!"

"Bu- but Tou-shiii!" He was red himself from nearly asphyxiating, crying of laughter. "…it's perfect! But honestly… what the fuck?"

His boyfriend was grunting, scratching his neck nervously. "Wasn't my idea."

"But you bought it!" This image shook him violently and he broke into laughter once more. "You actually went into a store and bought it, didn't you?"

"I didn't." He growled. "Kondou-san did."

"Whaaat?!" Half disappointed, half joking, he shoved the gift into his boyfriend's face. Most of it was made of rich brown chocolate but the tip was the pink of strawberry cream. "So, I'll be eating that gorilla's dick instead?"

Embarrassed, Hijikata hissed at him, not really comfortable with a chocolate penis swinging in front of his face. "I gave him the money, so technically it's my gift. He just bought it for me."

"That's not how it works, you know?" The Yorozuya clearly enjoyed himself and the massive grin was glued to his face now. "But still, I like this side of yours. You're so dirty, Hijikata-kun~!"

"Happy Birthday…" He mumbled, shoving the sexy sweet right back in his direction.

"Hrhrhr…" Pleased, Gintoki eyeballed the gift some more. "Who would've thought that the Demonic Vice Chief has such a dirty secret? Not all nice and proper, are you?" He licked his lips. "I really need something sweet now. But to be honest, I would much rather eat your dick, Hijikata-kun."

Below the towel he was wearing, Hijikata's muscle twitched. He tried not to make him notice. The next moment, he leaned in closer to kiss him and to shut him up. Happily, Gin leaned in, too, but before their lips could meet, he retracted. Instead, he moved the chocolate penis into his boyfriend's vision again.

"But first, I want you to do a little fanservice for me."

Blinking, he stared from his gift into his eyes, clearly dissatisfied. "…Fanservice?"

"Uhu." He bit his lip in excitement and snickered. "I want you to eat it."

He had dreaded that. So, his answer was obvious. As calmly as possible, he stared into his red eyes, giving him no opening. "But only with mayonnaise."

At that comment, Gin's eyes began to twinkle. A throaty, low chuckle escaped his mouth. "Uh, you're so dirty. I like it."

Reaching over to the nightstand, where he had thoughtfully put his personal mayonnaise bottle beforehand, he decided to swallow his pride. With as much confidence as he had left, he poured the white, sticky sauce onto the tip. Only now did he realize how indecent that looked. It was too late. And the next second, he started licking the dripping mayonnaise from the strawberry-flavored tip.

He could feel Gintoki tensing up next to him, though the dirty grin was still plastered all over his face. As embarrassing as this was, seeing the effect he had on this bastard really turned him on. He almost enjoyed it. Eating his favorite condiment was just a nice extra.

"Whatcha going, Hijikata-kun?" The Yorozuya chuckled throatily. "Told you to eat it, not just lick it."

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"Hmph." The policeman enjoyed him being a bit breathless. He teased back. "I'm not gonna eat that. But if you put on more mayonnaise, I might do more than just licking."

"Uhhh~! Like what?" Demonstratively, he squeezed a whole lot of unhealthy white sauce on the chocolate dick. His eyes were flickering in anticipation.

Damn this bastard. He somehow always found a way to make him do perverted stuff. But seeing Gintoki's encouraging, smug smile, he didn't even mind. It felt oddly comfortable. Hijikata pushed himself and the thing in his hand closer to his lover and then buried it deep inside his mouth, sucking the mayonnaise off the chocolate. He could feel Gintoki's unsteady breath on his cheek because they were so close now. His laugh was throaty and hot.

"Oi, oi… you're really going all out today, huh? Didn't think you had it in you."

Hijikata's sole reply was to nibble at the pink strawberry tip and trace the oddly realistic features with his tongue. He wanted to get rid of all the white remnants covering the chocolate treat. As his lips closed around the shaft once more, Gin's laugh was rattling.

"God, this is so hot."

Instinctively, his fingers wandered over Hijikata's thigh, slipping under the towel. The policeman shivered when his boyfriend found what he wanted. He was glad he didn't comment on the state he was in. Instead, the silver head leaned in closer and bumped their foreheads together, nibbling on the chocolate now. Being so close paired with Gin's hand slowly stroking his cock made Hijikata shiver in excitement. Seeing him taking in the chocolate dick with his mouth didn't make it any better.

Feeling the arousal engulfing him, Hijikata decided to take the next step. He grabbed his boyfriend's cock and started drawing him into a passionate kiss. Chocolate treat all forgotten, the two men started making out, their tongues battling over dominance while they stroked each other's muscles in silent encouragement. They were puffing, breathlessly now, getting closer and closer until their heads were full of heat, impatient heartbeats and each other's scents. Gin's fingers were roaming through dark hair while he pleasured his boyfriend with the other hand. Knowing no shame whatsoever, he started moaning loudly when Hijikata moved his hand the way the way he liked it, with just the right pressure so it didn't hurt.

Invitingly, he grabbed his head and pulled him down on the bed, biting his swollen lip. "Toushirou, come on. I want your chocolate dick." Pulling his foreskin all the way down, he started scratching the sensitive skin. "Don't make me wait."

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As the Yorozuya engaged him in close combat again and kissed him like a starved beast, the cop propped himself up above him. For a long moment, he enjoyed the wild kiss and Gin taking in both of their cocks to rub them together. He wasn't drunk anymore, though maybe still a bit tipsy. He smelled nice, of shampoo and sweets. Hijikata had a hard time resisting him. However, when he finally tore off the towel from his waist, the dark-haired man broke off the kiss and whispered.

"Wait."

"For what?" Gin puffed impatiently before he dug his nails into his boyfriend's behind. "I'm ready to go."

"Well…" He begun, clearly struggling for words. Gin still having both of their cocks in his hand, didn't particularly help. "…it's your birthday after all. So…"

"So?" Gin looked into his eyes and once again, he realized how beautiful they were. He could see in them, that Gintoki didn't particularly mind. He wasn't expecting anything. He just wanted to bone. That made it a little easier for him.

"…So, if you want, we could…"

When he still couldn't get the words out, Gin started tilting his head. His voice was raspy, and he looked at him expectantly. "Yeah?"

"…switch."

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It took the silver head a full moment until he seemed to understand.

He blinked once.

His facial expression started to slowly change.

He blinked twice.

And then, he blinked so much, his eyelashes almost looked like a flying hummingbird. Hijikata tried his best not to blush. He wanted to say something, but his throat was corded up from the nervousness building up inside of him again. He could see the utter bewilderment in his crimson eyes.

"…Switch?"

"…yeah." He managed to squeeze through his sore throat.

Gintoki pushed him away just a bit, so he could prop himself up to his elbows and look at him from a certain distance. Suddenly, he seemed to be wide awake. As if he just had a gallon of caffeine. He stared at him incredulously.

"You sure?"

Just a little shimmer of red appeared on his cheeks and he closed his eyes for a second before he looked at him again. "…Yes. …You want to?"

A gigantic grin blew up his face, making him smile from ear to ear. He tried to hide his excitement but failed miserably. "If I want to?!"

He wanted to close his eyes in shame but resisted the urge. Had taken them long enough. He knew Gintoki had wanted to do this for a long time, but he somehow never had the courage to actually go through with it. But right now, he was ready. He wanted to do it.

Gin had a hard time controlling his facial muscles. The corners of his mouth twitched constantly and every sound that left his lips was a suppressed laugh. His eyes started to glow. "Well… if you want me to fuck you senseless then… of course, I'll grant you this wish."

"Don't try to hide your excitement." A dry commentary.

"Aw, come on. …'s not every day this happens." Completely smitten, he stared into his eyes as if he wanted to drown inside of them. "…almost a bit cliché, don't you think? For a birthday gift?"

The cop grunted and furrowed his brows. "You really think it's a good tactic to insult me like this?"

"No, no. I'm happy, Hijikata-kun." Flashing his teeth, he ogled him and tilted his head. "…Just… need a moment to plan my next move."

He couldn't tell if he was being honest or messing with him. He decided not to care. He would wait for him to take the lead.

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A few moments, both men were silent, their gazes tightly locked in an intense exchange. Gintoki still had his gigantic stupid smile plastered all over his face. He was still lying under him with his upper body being propped up on his elbows, while Hijikata sat on his lap with one leg propped up to reduce the weight on him. Though still teasingly, the silver head's expression got softer, almost doting. He looked so love-struck, it made Toushirou's stomach tingle.

"So, any special position you'd like to do it in?"

Embarrassed, Hijikata lowered his eyes and grunted. "Dunno. No preferences."

"So, you're letting me do all the work?" He joked. "One lazy bottom, you are."

"Oh, shut up." Damn it. He was getting nervous again. Why did he always have to mock him so much?

"You're fine with me taking the lead then?"

"…Just do whatever you want."

"Oh, Toushirou. That's a real horrible thing to say." He bit his lip and stroked over his naked back. "But don't worry. I'll take good care of you. …I have the feeling I know what you need."

That made him blush again. He didn't even deny it anymore. He loved it when he was like that. Arrogant and brash, dominant and yet somehow gentle. It was one of the things that really turned him on. He couldn't help it. Being called by his first name got him every time.

A lick over his hungry lips, then Gintoki started to take action. Grabbing his arm, he pulled his boyfriend down into a kiss. It was this kind of unhurried and undemanding kiss, that made Hijikata shiver. Their lips joined together ever so softly, their tongues just grazing each other. He felt Gin's hand gently straying upwards, caressing his neck, temples and disappearing into wet hair. His thumb was rolling over his jawline to the corner of his mouth and back. While one hand grabbed his neck to hold him in place, the other was freely roaming his body, softly dragging his nail over his sides, his chest, and arm. There was no hidden agenda behind his actions and yet, it didn't fail to make Hijikata's body shiver.

In one smooth, slow movement, the silver head rolled him around, pushing him into the cushions. Being on top now, Gintoki proceeded to kiss him slowly. One soft kiss after another, only gently getting deeper, only gradually using his tongue.

There was something about this brute being so careful and tender, that really got Hijikata's blood boiling. He could feel his pulse drumming loudly against his chest, his tongue, filling his head with a comfortable warmth. The nervousness ceased just a bit and he got less tense, finally initiating a bit of contact as well. Cautiously, his fingers trailed off into silver locks, encouraging him to go on.

Getting lost in this soft kiss, both men stayed like this for a few moments. Unhurriedly, Gin's fingers were trailing his paramour's upper body while his nose nudged against his cheeks. It was only when he felt the man under him relax, that he started getting serious. His right hand moved down along his neck to trace the rigid collarbone, making the policeman shiver. He playfully bit his bottom lip, extracting a low gasp and then muffled it with a broad swipe of his tongue.

Chuckling lowly, Gintoki sent a hot shiver down his spine. Sucking his lip into his mouth again to bite him gently, the silver head's hand trailed downwards. It was only teasingly slowly that his finger moved along his chest, his belly and further down to his bellybutton. Getting lost in curly hair for a second, he finally grabbed his manhood and smirked.

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Under him, Hijikata was puffing. He shivered at this intense body contact and stared into crimson eyes through a cloudy haze. He was not gonna make a move, huh? Gintoki was fine with it. Somehow, he knew that his boyfriend would be passive the first time they did it. He just couldn't imagine him being outgoing and demanding while being topped for the very first time. He would get there someday, he was sure of it. But today needed to be special. Today, he needed to tone down his sadistic instinct a bit, so that he wouldn't scare him off. He didn't mind taking it slow with him. He would be able to fuck his brains out eventually. Tonight, however, he would make sure this mayonnaise freak enjoyed it to his heart's content.

He would make him sweat.

His laugh sounding like a rolling avalanche of stone, Gintoki nuzzled the scrape of his neck, licking the sensitive skin. At the same time, his hand began moving, rubbing their pulsating muscles together and trapping them between his fingers so he could work on them at the same time. When he heard Toushirou softly gasping for air, he couldn't suppress a grin. Just a bit of teasing was allowed, wasn't it?

"Come on, honey. Let me hear your voice. How else am I supposed to know if you like it?"

He knew the dark-haired man was struggling to reply and he loved him for that. Their constant bantering was one of the things he really enjoyed about their relationship. Just to make it a bit harder for him, Gin fastened his grip around his cock to move the way he liked it. Hijikata's voice was trembling under it and he buried his fingers in Gintoki's hair, holding him in place so he wouldn't see his face.

"Idiot…"

That was all he could reply? Wow, he had really tamed the Demonic Vice Chief, hadn't he? He wanted to brag about that but chose not to. Instead, he gave him what he wanted and stayed where he was, softly biting the skin around his collarbone and licking over it as an attempt to sooth the pain. His other hand was making its way down as well now, scraping Hijikata's sides down to his hip and his butt until they eventually stopped at his thighs. With a bit of gentle force, he spread open his legs and pushed one up into his body. The man below him shivered and he could hear his rattling breath, louder now. Deeply satisfied with that, Gin started slowing down the pace of his right hand and rubbed his thumb over the tip of his boyfriend's cock.

"Toushirou…"

He just loved saying his name. It was like honey dripping on his tongue. Realizing this made his breath go faster, was an extra treat. Obediently, Hijikata raised his other leg as well to make it comfortable for him to reach. The Yorozuya placed a kiss on his chest for that and pressed his leg into his stomach a bit more. Just because he knew it felt good.

"…Can you reach the condom and lube? I put it somewhere on the bed."

He froze at that for a second, getting unnecessarily tense. Gin felt him moving the next second, fumbling around to find it. He had to stretch just a little bit to get it. When he knew he had found it, Gintoki raised himself a little bit to look into his eyes. With a nonchalantly charming smirk, he took them off his hands and eyed him for a second. Just to check up on him if he was still up for it.

They didn't need words to understand each other, never had to. There was a strange, deep connection between them that said everything they needed to know. Consent was something of utmost importance for Gintoki, but he was no one who was asking nonstop if something felt right. And besides, Hijikata was old enough to say if something didn't suit his palate. Still, he wanted to make sure they were on the same page. The nervousness in those blue eyes was making him edgy.

"You good?" He smirked.

It took a long moment until the policeman answered. He was a bit breathless, his eyes unsteady and his cock definitely pulsating between his fingers. After getting lost in his eyes, Hijikata finally nodded and reached both hands out for him, burying them inside silver locks and dragging him down into an intimate kiss. "…yeah."

Gintoki couldn't help but smile at that. It was ultimately pleasing seeing a little initiative from his part, feeling the way his hands threaded through his hair to keep him in place. Gladly, he moved his tongue alongside Toushirou's and allowed himself to get lost in the kiss. He didn't feel hurried. He would take his time. He wanted to savor every bit of this experience. Every little bit of his lover's body and soul.

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The kiss kept on for a long moment until their lips parted in a soft 'pop'. Gintoki still had this relaxed, self-confident grin on his face that gave Hijikata goosebumps. Slowly, he untangled his fingers from silver strands of hair and left his lover some space to move around. Grateful for that, Gin pushed himself up just a bit more to be in the vertical again. Not taking his eyes off of him, he squeezed some lube on his fingers and licked his swollen lips. His other hand pushed Hijikata's leg into his stomach, making him feel a deep stretching sensation. It felt good.

"Keep your eyes fixed on me." His voice was hot like a black tea with milk and honey in the winter.

Hijikata had to shiver at that. God, why was he enjoying being bossed around by this bastard so much? Something was definitely wrong with him. But then again, seeing Gintoki hover above him, looking down on him with this smug grin, his muscular body twitching with every movement, really turned him on.

God, he was so fucking gay.

Trying not to stare too much at what his hands did or how his muscles moved in the dimmed light, the policeman was looking into Gintoki's eyes. He could feel his heart accelerating at the intense glare he bestowed on him. When his fingers grazed the inside of his thighs, a shiver made him wince. It made him nervous enough to blink and avert his eyes. His fingers were circling him now, drawing closer and closer to their destination. His deep voice sounded again.

"Toushirou." He admonished him.

And the dark-haired man winced, his eyes promptly darting back to him. When they locked eyes again, Hijikata felt his throat cording up and his pulse quickening. His glare was intense, consuming, domineering. For a moment, he looked almost threatening. But then his features softened a bit and his arrogant smile returned.

And his first finger pushed inside of him.

It took him a lot of resistance but somehow, he managed to keep eye contact. His eyelids squeezed together a bit and he held his breath, immediately tensing up. It hurt. It hurt, dammit. How did this bastard manage the first time? Had he just been numbed to the pain? Or was it because he was so nervous right now? Drat, he couldn't relax.

"I'm gonna move now. Tell me, when it's feeling good."

Gintoki's voice was steady and reassuring and Hijikata tried listening to it. It felt so fucking weird having him inside of him, moving around to find the right spot. As much as he tried to relax, he had a hard time. He was worrying too much, he knew. He just couldn't help it. Unsettled, he closed his eyes when Gintoki hit another sore spot.

"Hey, look at me."

This time, his voice was definitely softer. Embarrassed, blue eyes were searching for crimson ones. He saw him smiling, staring into his eyes as if they were the most enticing thing he had ever seen. While he kept on moving, his head tilted a bit to the side and his eyes flickered.

"You remember our first time?"

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Hijikata blinked. Why the hell was he talking about that now?

Gin didn't seem to wait for an answer. Instead, he chuckled and flashed his teeth. "You were so fucking sexy. All prepared and dominant. …You are an awesome top, you know that? The way you pushed me down into the bed… and swallowed my dick whole. …I still get horny just thinking about that, ya know?"

His head turning red, he didn't dare to look away this time. His pulse was so loud, it was drumming against his rips. He couldn't reply, just didn't know what to say.

"I remember you sucking my dick while putting your fingers into me." An aroused laugh and he licked his lips, leaning forward just a bit. "It felt so fucking weird. It hurt until you found the right spot. We were both inexperienced, so it took a while."

Just a bit more, he leaned forward, his eyes still locked on his boyfriend. He bit his lip now, pushing in even deeper. "But boy… when you finally found it…" Confident, he flashed his teeth and his voice went lower. The tip of his finger bent and stroked his prostate "…it felt so fucking good."

Promptly, Hijikata winced and gasped for air. He could feel it tingle, radiating a warm feeling into the rest of his stomach. Holding his breath, he stared into his boyfriend's eyes. And he just grinned mischievously.

"Didn't it?"

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Cheeks flaring red, he pressed his lips together. This bastard… how did he do that? He really wanted to hit him. But in the end, he couldn't resist his charms.

As Gintoki's finger moved along his prostate once more, his paramour flinched again. He shivered under the unknown feeling and the rising heat inside of him. There was so much at once, he couldn't categorize the feelings. In the meantime, the silver head bit his lip and slowly, ever so slowly, rubbed the spot over and over again.

"Ever since then, I just love being fucked by you." Gin leaned even closer, while his other hand grabbed Hijikata's manhood now. "I never thought being a bottom could feel so good."

It was about that time, a soft sound squeezed out of Hijikata's throat. He gasped to keep it inside. A futile attempt. The more this guy touched him, the better it felt, the more it consumed him. In the end, he couldn't suppress a moan, lowering his eyelids in the process.

This time, his boyfriend let him off the hook. With a blissful smile on his lips, he continued to move both hands, stroking Toushirou's erection with just the right amount of pressure. The man below him shivered under that, getting goosebumps from Gintoki's hot breath crushing against his chest.

It felt weird. In a good way. He could relax more now, feeling the arousal taking over again. Gintoki was gentle, unhurried, not pressuring him at all. And still, he managed to get him hard. Damn this guy. He really was a natural top, wasn't he? Being all dominant and demanding… Why was this so hot? Why was he enjoying this so much?

Hijikata bit his lip when Gintoki picked up the pace a bit. He forced himself to look at him again while the arousal was spiraling on and on inside of him, getting stronger with every stroke. When he gazed into crimson eyes once more, his boyfriend was grinning. It was this mixture of haughtiness and tenderness that made his heart go faster. Seeing him like this was making it easier to relax. He wanted more of that. More of this side of him.

Gintoki's voice was but a whisper now, though still playful. "Feels good?"

It was definitely meant as a tease, but a very honest, affectionate one. Hijikata knew that. He knew, this bastard genuinely cared. And that's why he smiled back, teeth flashing while his breath quivered. "…You tell me."

A short, amused flicker in his crimson eyes before his smile widened even more. He tilted his head and didn't lose eye contact while his finger pushed deeper inside, and his thumb rolled over the tip of his lover's cock. "Judging from up here, 't looks like you're having a good time."

He just couldn't help it. He flinched and pressed his eyes shut for a second, enjoying the sensation it caused. Moaning breathlessly, he opened his eyes just enough to look at him again. His body was getting hot. He chuckled softly. "Not bad, yeah."

"Not bad?" Gintoki laughed and it sounded like bells chiming. "Well, not what I was going for, but I'll take it."

Hijikata didn't want to admit to him how much this turned him on. How his laugh made his chest fill up and his pulse go even faster. This guy was a real chatterbox in bed. He didn't mind. He could listen to him talk forever. Damn it. He was so head over heels for this guy…

"Ready for the next level, then?" Gin proposed while leaning down and nibbling his lip.

That made him shiver. Both of his hands wandered upwards and were drawn to his body like magnets. He used the closeness to bury his left hand in his hair and put his other on his neck. In a deep kiss, he caressed his boyfriend's tongue and messed up his hair. His body was writhing, silently encouraging him to go on.

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Happily, Gintoki did. As he pushed in a second finger, Hijikata moaned. It still hurt, but for some reason or another, he didn't mind anymore. He was instinctively lifting his legs and dragged the silver head into the kiss. Being this close to him made it even easier. His smell, his taste was filling his head, making him light-headed.

As the silver head softly started rubbing over the spot again, Hijikata moaned into the kiss. It was louder than before now, passionate almost. His nails dug into Gintoki's chest and scalp, pushing him away and pulling him towards him at the same time. With every stroke, he felt the feeling getting stronger, more pleasant. This was so intense, unlike anything he had experienced before. A whole different level of pleasure. It felt good. Really good. The officer couldn't help but letting his guard down.

And as soon as he let go, the feeling got even stronger. Suddenly, he started shivering, gasping every time Gintoki pushed inside. More often than not their kiss was interrupted by Hijikata throwing his head backward. He had his eyes closed now, concentrating on this new sensation that captured his body and swallowed it whole. His breath started tumbling and he instinctively moved to give his boyfriend more space. He didn't care. He didn't care if he saw him like this. He wasn't ashamed. Not with him. He wanted more.

"More?" A snicker and Toushirou realized he had said these words out loud.

His blush was short-lived and not visible on his reddened face anyway. He licked his swollen lips and tried getting some oxygen into his lungs. He was puffing as one of his hands was trailing down to his waist to pull him closer.

He knew Gintoki liked that. He could basically feel the smug grin vibrating through the thin air. Obediently, the Yorozuya spread his fingers inside of him, stretching him out while his other hand worked on his erection. In response, the policeman shuddered and groaned loudly, digging his nails into flesh. His breathing was a mess now and his eyes didn't open anymore. He was slipping. Falling. Letting go. Surrendering himself to the man above him.

His hands quivering softly, he reached out for him, his name slipping through his lips. Drawing him into another kiss, Hijikata felt at home. The home he never had, he never thought to find. He never felt so vulnerable, yet so secure. The pain slowly faded, and the pleasure took him and swallowed him whole. It felt good. More than good. But the thing that made his heart beat faster wasn't the arousal. It was Gin's undemanding kiss, his taste mixed with strawberry chocolate.

It was like bathing in warm milk and honey.

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Seeing the officer writhing and moaning under him was seriously giving him a kick. Although Gintoki wanted to take his time, the way he touched him and said his name was really pushing him to a limit. This exceeded all his imaginations. He knew his boyfriend would have a hard time letting go, but now he was already ushering for more. Gin had to suppress the urge to take him right here and now. To pin him down and fuck him senseless. No, not yet. This time needed to be tame. He needed to give him space to explore what he liked first. He would have enough chances to show him his rough side later. He knew that. It was just that seeing him enjoying it like this, really got him hard.

"Toushirou…" He whispered, aroused and breathless. Both of his hands stopped.

A hazy glare met him, barely able to keep his eyelids open. God, he had such beautiful blue eyes.

Managing a smile, Gintoki placed a short kiss on his lips, trying to hide how much his erection pained him. "…sit on me… will you?"

The answer was a passionate kiss, so hungry he thought Toushirou would swallow him whole. Then, he pushed him away and together they managed to switch positions without too much inconvenience. Gintoki opened the condom and rolled it over his cock, while Hijikata took the lube and spread it over him, gently massaging him through the latex. It elicited a breathless, aroused grin on the silver head's face. He propped himself up on his forearms and Toushirou leaned down to kiss him once more.

Gintoki played with his tongue, letting him take over now. It was better this way. This way, the handsome cop could do it at his own speed. And Gin wouldn't be tempted as much. Tenderly, the silver head was biting his lip and smiled. He was just about to make a dirty comment, as his boyfriend suddenly placed his hand on his chest and pushed him down on the sheets. Gin didn't even have time to comment on that. Hijikata was already sitting down, slowly taking in his full length.

To say this sudden initiative startled him, was a gross understatement. The grin on Gintoki's face was overwhelming. He was trembling now, both from the sensation of their embrace and from the way this guy took what he wanted. That was how he liked him best.

His hand still pushed into Gintoki's naked chest, Toushirou was groaning. His face contorted, and his nails dug into his flesh. For a moment, he didn't move, shivering from head to toe. Gin felt him tensing up again. His voice became soft once more.

"…Does it hurt?"

Without opening his eyes, he breathed out. His words were just as low. "A bit."

"Take your time."

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Now, Toushirou looked at him, searching for his eyes like a moth for the flame. He could see just a hint of nervousness in them. Gin couldn't help it. He smirked cockily, teasing him.

"Want me to give you instructions?"

His boyfriend blushed, just a little bit and growled at him. "I know what to do."

"'m just saying." Tilting his head, he gazed at him with a crooked smile. "I know my cock can be intimidating."

Hijikata's just raised an eyebrow at that. "And how's that?"

"Well…" His paramour laughed and raised his hands, trying to undermine his point. "Size-wise of course. Not to mention the power it has when I cum. That's a lot of pressure. Quite literally."

It turned into a full-grown frown. "You dead-set on ruining the mood?"

But he just grinned his adorably quirky grin. "…'m just warning you to hold on tight when I cum, 's all."

In reply, his boyfriend just shook his head incredulously. "Is that supposed to make me laugh?"

Now, Gin couldn't hold back anymore. His features got softer and his smile was as gentle as his fingertips tracing Toushirou's tights up to his rips. "If you can't laugh while having sex, you're not doing it right."

He saw him getting goosebumps under that, but this stubborn guy decided to show no reaction. "You must be the worst seducer ever."

"That's what you say, but then again…" He flashed his smuggest smile. "…I´m pretty sure that's my dick slammed up your ass."

"If that's supposed to be dirty talk, it's not working. It's rather a total turnoff…"

"So, you're finally admitting you like my dirty talk?"

As his lover just sighed, Gin pushed himself up to sit. Wrapping his left arm around his waist, the silver head used the other hand to stroke away a strand of black hair. As he gazed into blue eyes, he felt his heart skip a beat. "Come on, honey… give me a smile."

It was at that time, Toushirou finally relaxed. His lips contorted into a faint smile. "…You're a real moron, you know that?"

"Well…" His fingers just couldn't refrain from getting lost in dark hair. "…I've been told that's one of my best qualities…"

"By whom?"

"People."

The smile widening just a little bit, the officer shook his head. "Well, in any case, the mood is ruined now."

"Oh, don't say that." Flashing his teeth and cocking his head, he looked arrogant again. His fingers wandered downwards and wrapped themselves around his cock. Slowly, he began moving them. His voice was a hushed whisper. "…This help?"

A shudder flashed through Toushirou's body and he closed his eyes. "You know it does."

"That's true…" The next moment, their lips met again, and their tongues were hungrily entangling. It took them less than a minute to get back on track, their bodies getting slick and messy now. The heat between them was growing and their mindless kissing was turning them breathless.

When both of them felt how much Gintoki's erection was pulsating inside of him, the Yorozuya leaned back just a little bit. He was looking at him, a genuine smile on his lips. "…You look so damn sexy right now, you know that?"

A blush, but underneath was a smitten smirk. "…You're the one to talk."

A short laugh as he watched how his hand stroked his lover's manhood. "Go easy on me, will you? Or else I might not be able to last too long."

Toushirou's snicker was low and aroused. "Admitting defeat already?"

"Just saying." Biting his lip, he closed his eyes and let go. His hand was slowly getting more assertive now, squeezing sensitive skin between his fingers. He was focusing on the man above him, trying to make him feel good. This was his only objective now. He didn't really care about himself. He only wanted to make Toushirou enjoy this as much as possible. It helped him, too. Because this way, he could easily ignore his own throbbing heart and the heat making his head spin.

He heard his breath rattling and could feel his body twitching under his fingers. When he eventually started moving, both men couldn't suppress a long moan. It was still slow and cautious, but with every time it got easier, faster. Gin could feel nails burying themselves in his six-pack as his boyfriend found his own pace. It was getting hotter, sweat beading on their skins. His heartbeat was going out of control, worsened only by the deep, sensitive moans that dripped out of the officer's mouth.

Gin made sure not to lose his pace, to keep working on his erection and ignore how much this turned him on. It was hard. Hard not to lose himself in this feeling. More often than not, he was slipping. But in the end, his attention always shifted back to Toushirou. And when he really focused on him, his unsteady breath, the soft shaking of his hands, it was easy to forget everything else.

It sounded nice. The way his voice got when he was really letting go.

Hope, you enjoyed this as much as I did!

Annotations:

*Onee-chan means older sister but it can also be used for young women, especially when men talk about beautiful girls.

*Ryokan are old Japanese guesthouses. You can still find them all over Japan and the atmosphere is very special and indescribable.

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