"See boss?" Yuuki smirked at the results of the latest fight at the bar, which concluded with her effortlessly ending the conflict with the two men. "No bat, no problem."
"I do have a couple guys that work the other shift, y'know, my dear. Humans." He laughed at the good natured teasing about Old Faithful under the bar. "And we humans still use Old Faithful when things get out of hand like that."
"I'm agnostic. Faith doesn't concern me." Yuuki winked cheekily as she hefted the unconscious men over her shoulders and hauled them outside. She came back in with the same cheeky smirk as she continued. "I only believe in Lady Luck, after all."
"Hey, don't bring your rifle into this!" Rachael's voice called from the kitchen, coming out a moment later with the bin for dishes to collect from the tables and bar. "The sarcastic bitch has a bayonet, so she wouldn't even need the bat to begin with!"
"I'm missing the joke here." Their boss chuckled as several nearby customers laughed at their commentary, clearly aware of this joke about the so called rifle.
"One of our website fans wrote a sex story of my sniper rifle and me. We liked it so much that we made it her official character design." Yuuki explained, noticing the knowing smiles on some of the customers' faces. "Yeah, yeah, you guys know that story. Anyone feel like sharing it to the boss man?"
Laughter broke out as they all shook their heads.
"And what type of rifle is... she?" He asked, somewhat hesitantly, since he was not interested in reading the - infamous - sex story from almost three years earlier. As much as they had their fun, he still kept things professional between himself and the twins.
"Lucky Lady? She's a Mosin Nagant Model 91/30. Bolt action, customized by my dad as a gift to me for my good marks at the end of 10th grade." Yuuki grinned. "Her character design... well... let's just keep it at a simple 'Sexy as fuck, Sarcastic as hell' so we can get back to work, alright?" Yuuki laughed along with her nearby fans.
At that moment, a group of guys came into the bar, all laughing at some sort of joke from outside, drawing the gazes of the twins for a moment, only to realize that the German guy that Rachael had a crush on was among them, causing her face to go very red.
"Uh, hi there." Rachael stammered, which turned Yuuki's expression into a smug smirk just waiting to unleash a torrent of teasing.
"Yo!" Most of the guys replied to the greeting, sitting at the bar, including her crush, still not saying a word. "Could we start with a round of Budweiser?"
"You boys all ready for school to start?" Yuuki handled providing the bottles of beer with fluid efficiency.
"We just moved into our dorms, figured we should grab a drink and get to know each other since we're gonna be living with each other." One of the guys smiled at her. "Those are some sweet contacts, where'd you two get them?"
"I'm not wearing contacts." Yuuki chuckled. "These are my actual eyes."
"Wait, no way." The guys gawked at her and Rachael. "How?"
"Want the short version?" Yuuki asked, watching Rachael collecting the dishes nearby, staying silent since her crush was casually watching her out of the corner of his eye.
"How short is it?" He asked cheekily, earning smirks from a few of the guys, including the German guy.
"'We're not human.'" Yuuki replied with a smile. "That short."
"T-Ghouls." The German guy suddenly spoke up.
"Wait, you mean the Darkwoods? My sister watches the show every week, only reason I know about it is because I work on monday evenings and it's on when I get home."
"That's us." Yuuki grinned. "We're still people after all. So enjoy the view boys..." Yuuki jokingly puffed up her already prominent chest, since she and Rachael were both wearing their signature corsets with their nametags clipped on one side. "And the drinks, just don't start a fight because I'll kick your ass... and then kick you out of the bar afterwards."
"So wait, which twin are you?" Another guy asked, glancing between the two sisters as Rachael collected a couple of glasses from the far end of the bar.
"I'm Yuuki, the oldest out of all our siblings. This is Rachael." Yuuki gestured to her twin, who had just looked up and her eyes met with the German guy's in an instant, which made her blush again as she spun around to return the dishes to the kitchen. "Kawaii." She added under her breath as she chuckled to herself at Rachael's embarrassment.
"She okay? Her face keeps going red." Another guy of the four asked curiously, sipping his beer.
"She's being so cute right now I'm not sure if I should tell you... Might piss her off, y'know?" Yuuki cleaned the inner part of the bar with a cloth as she spoke.
"Cute?" The guys exchanged amused smirks. "So she's not normally like this?"
"Like I said, not sure if I should say it..." Yuuki was genuinely struggling to keep the teasing to herself.
"She has a crush on one of us, doesn't she?" The German spoke up, watching as Rachael returned from the kitchen to return to the bar by Yuuki's side, halting in her tracks as he spoke.
For a few seconds, neither twin moved; Yuuki was watching with silently smug amusement and Rachael's heart was hammering in her ears before she stiffly nodded her head, biting her lower lip nervously.
"Gonna say who it is?" Yuuki asked teasingly, to which Rachael vehemently shook her head, so Yuuki chuckled for a moment before her eyes transitioned to her Kakugan and she directed her full attention on the German. "So what's your name hot stuff? It's you she's got the crush on."
"YUUKI!" Rachael's face immediately matched her eyes as she gawked at her sister's not entirely unexpected shift in tactics.
"Zenith." He smiled at her, unconcerned by his roommates exclamations and laughter. "Ignore them and their antics. I assure you, I am not nearly as immature."
Rachael was still blushing when Zenith and his roommates bade them farewell - Zenith giving her a small, clearly precious smile from behind the other guys - leaving her with a chill at the back of her neck. After a moment she realized that it was Yuuki's finger tracing a line of her tattoo webbing as she draped her arm over her twin's shoulder and already had that cheeky smirk firmly in place.
"You were so adorable, I almost had a cuteness heart attack watching you blubbering and blushing like that."
"But he's so fucking hot, why weren't you drooling over him too?" Rachael looked away from her twin's smug expression, even though it didn't matter since not even they could see where the other's eyes were directed without forming their Kakugan. Their father's left eye - the Tyrant Eye, as it was still called - was the original source of that trait, of course. His right eye was a normal human icy blue, but also glowed just as much as his Tyrant Eye did.
"Stella's ass, Jake's abs, Sherry's legs, Motoko's futa body and her tits in both bodies, our yuri twincest... Do I need to keep going?" Yuuki teased her, speaking in Japanese in a low voice before switching back to English. "Like I said on Tuesday when we saw him, he's all yours. Just don't go completely heterosexual on me, or I'm gonna beat the twincest back into you, whether you still like him or not."
"But... I..." Rachael hesitated. "I can't think clearly when I'm around him."
"Then you need to relax, he's clearly not oblivious to your crush on him anymore, so give him some time to think it over. If he likes you back, he'll come find you without his obnoxious roommates making things difficult for both of you."
"Are you sure that'll work?" Rachael may have had most of Yuuki's memories when she was cloned by Wesker aboard the Der Reichstag during the Carrier Incident, but they were like she was watching from over Yuuki's shoulder, only vaguely sensing her thoughts and feelings in them. Much like being by her side like a twin sister. Unfortunately, some of Yuuki's life experiences were developed internally, over time. That meant Rachael herself didn't know everything that Yuuki did, which included Yuuki's first crush in elementary school before meeting Sherry and immediately falling for each other.
"Ask Jake how a guy would handle the same situation. Or ask Dad and Uncle Kaneki. I would say Val too, but him and Sheva kinda... y'know..." Yuuki smiled sheepishly at her little brother's relationship forming so fast, but stayed completely strong.
"What about you? What would you do if you were the one crushing on him?"
"I'd let him decide how to proceed after I at least admitted my feelings towards him... Which is what I'm telling you to do. Just hang tight for now, if he comes back, the ball's in his court." Yuuki patted her twin on the shoulder, giving her a quick hug. "You know me. I have a fucking harem, I don't do adorable little crushes anymore. That doesn't mean I don't know how to handle them."
"Big sis Yuuki." Rachael chuckled as she returned the hug.
"That's right... Onee-chan."