The lyrics are again, rather changed in order to make the rhyming pattern make sense.

Features a fem!Warden :)

Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians) – Arlessa Isolde

The Warden raised her eyebrows at Alistair. "She can't be that bad," she chuckled, seeing her fellow Warden's horrified expression. They were sitting in the window of the Solar, a room that, at Arl Eamon's insistence, had been lent to the Wardens and their companions.

"You don't know her," he muttered, shaking his head. "The woman is a witch! She… spawned!"

"Spawned?"

"From a log."

The Warden rolled her eyes. "Really, Alistair," she sighed, "I hardly think –"

Alistair snorted. "Trust me," he groaned, "that woman is one toadstool too many in a bubbling cauldron of... of crazy." The Warden crossed her arms, her eyebrows raised even higher.

"Arlessa Isolde, Arlessa Isolde," repeated Alistair, acting out an elaborate pantomime of the lady of the castle as he did so. "If she doesn't scare you, then you must be bold! To see her is to make your spine go cold – Arlessa, Arlessa…"

The Warden snorted, pushing at his chest. "She's like a viper tightening her hold," screeched Alistair, reaching out his hands dramatically. "Look out for Arlessa Isolde!"

A bell went off somewhere in the castle, followed by the deafening, yet regular, shriek of –

"TEAGAAAAAAN! I REQUIRE YOUR ASSEESSTAAAANCE!"

Alistair smirked. "See what I mean?" he asked, dryly, and the Warden burst into laughter. The blonde man wrapped the blanket that lay draped over the window around his head like a Rivaini pirate, and waggled his fingers theatrically.

"At first you think Isolde is a devil," he rasped, his eyes wide in a mock leer, "but after time has worn away the shock – you come to realize you've seen her kind of eyes watching you from underneath a rock!"

"You're no help, Alistair," giggled the Warden, wiping her eyes and punching his shoulder playfully.

Alistair made no response except to continue, though his grin was almost visible. "This vampire bat," he chuckled, "this inhuman beast – she ought to be locked up and never released!" He took the blanket off his head and shook his head, feigning nostalgia. "The world was such a wholesome place," he sighed, "before Arlessa, Arlessa Isolde!"

The two Wardens sat at the window giggling until the laughter dried up. Then –

"TEAGAAAAAN!"

All it took was a shared look, another smirk, and the two were holding their sides in hysterics.

Short, but hopefully sweet. I always liked Roger in 101 Dalmatians, though I can't remember the actual storyline :S

Sakura - I like your thinking. I'll see what I can muddle together ;D

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