Zoro and Cheshire groaned from their spots on the ground. Ace and Sanji stared at Kiero in disbelief. The young boy was standing with his hands out in front of him. He opened his eyes.

"Sorry! Don't surprise me like that!" Kiero scolded the prisoners. The boy closed the cage and grabbed a den-den mushi from his vest pocket. He called someone while the crew watched. Ace couldn't believe what he just saw the small boy do. He was so fast it was blinding. "Yeah, it was a trick... what should I do?" Kiero said into the phone. The voice of Kitaro came from the other end.

"We'll handle it when the fight's over. Just keep an eye on them. You got that? Kiero?" Kitaro commanded.

"Yes, sir," Kiero said, hanging up. He sat in the far corner of the room, staring at the wall that was in front of the window. He sighed. "I can't even see the fight," he grumbled, pushing his blue bangs from his eyes and running his hand through the hair under his helmet. Zoro sat up against the bars. As long as Kiero was there, they couldn't come up with another plan.

Meanwhile, on the Thousand Sunny

Nami paced the floor. It had been almost two days since Luffy was kidnapped. Zoro and Sanji left, Ace left, there was no one to stop the Marines from taking them all in. It's not like they could leave this spot. What if the four were to return? Nami felt like ripping her hair out. She went and sat in the kitchen as Robin prepared lunch, the dark-haired woman had been cooking in Sanji's place. Usopp was sitting too. He was quiet. So was Franky. Nothing was the same without the Monster Trio running around the ship. Nami sighed. The crew ate lunch, Chopper went to watch the whirl pool in place of Nami, Usopp went to watch the sea around them, Franky stayed near the ship's controls (in case the crew needed a fast get away) and Robin read her book, silently keeping her own watch. Brook had been writing songs all day, wanting to sing a great deal when Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, and Ace returned. The ship was eerie and quiet.

It was around dusk that Usopp broke into a run and flew into the kitchen. He was breathing and talking in gibberish.

"What?" Nami said annoyed. The ship was rocked by a cannonball hitting the surrounding waters. Usopp took in a deep breath.

"Marines!" he yelled. Chopper slid in next.

"And it's not just any Marine!" he squealed. The crew felt another cannonball rock the ship and they heard a powerful voice boom.

"MUGIWARA!" it yelled. Nami screamed.

"No! No! Not him! Not now!" She banged her head on the table. Franky's voice came over the intercom.

"Everyone! Fear not! Brace yourselves for a SUPER explosion!" he yelled.

Down below, Franky slammed his hand on a button. A large blast of Cola was sent flying towards the Marine ship labeled "G5." The ship cracked and burst into pieces. The crew cheered at the unexpected and sudden win, but it wasn't as loud with out Luffy's high pitched, hearty laugh. They looked out to see all the Marines that were on the boat swimming back to where the top half of the boat floated sideways on the water. Nami scanned until her eyes fell on a figure laying motionless on a piece of drift wood.

"Hey! Usopp! Who's that?" she yelled, making Usopp look through his telescope.

"It's... Smoker!" he screamed. Robin chuckled.

"Let's save him. Captain-chan would be excited to have her favorite Marine as a guest," the archeologist pointed out, remembering all the times the young girl would laugh at Smoker's futile attempts to capture her. Chopper nervously hid in the tree as Brook looked up and let out a "Yohohoho!"

"I guess." Nami sighed. "Franky!" she yelled.

"On it!" was the response as Franky shot out the side of the ship on the Mini-Merry.

Smoker was not happy. He glared at the straw-hatted pirate's ship.

"Damn that girl," he growled. He was just sailing along when he just happened to see their ship anchored a few feet away from a giant whirl pool. He spit out some water and turned his glare to a motor that was getting louder, closer. He turned to see that cyborg.

"Yo!" He waved.

"Get away from me! Damn pirate," he growled.

"Can't do that. Captain's would-be orders," Franky said, hauling smoker onto the boat. Smoker was still wet and powerless. He felt weak and simply sat as the Cyborg rocketed back to the ship.

Smoker sat in a cage that Franky had built before and dried off. When Smoker tried to get out, he found that he was powerless.

"Sea stone. Sanji-kun requested it to keep Luffy out the fridge at night." Nami chuckled. "We bought a bunch," she said, looking back at the sea.

"What are you pirates doing out here?" Smoker demanded, he looked around. If he remembered, there were two other people on this crew. Roronoa Zoro and Black Leg Sanji. They were nowhere to be found. In fact, the captain was gone as well.

"I don't think that's any of your business, Marine-san," Robin said.

"I'll make it my business!" Smoker threatened. The crew looked at each other, shook their heads, and went back to their stations.

"Chopper? Any sign at all?" Nami asked. Chopper shook his head, looking up from the whirlpool.

"None at all, Nami..." He sighed.

For the rest of the day, Smoker watched the crew and still there was no sign of Zoro, Sanji, or Luffy. The crew was always on a constant watch. They watched the whirlpool. Smoker noted that Nico Robin, the person who was assigned to keeping an eye on him, had an abundance of books that talked about a place called Wonderland. Smoker had heard of there before. But where?

Smoker's Flashback

"Captain Smoker!' A Marine burst through the doors. Smoker looked up at him, clearing the room of the smoke that came from his three cigars.

"What is it?" he asked. The Marine held up a "missing" poster. It was a girl, like always. Many disappearances had been happening in the town Smoker was staying in. He had come to investigate. "Another one?" he asked. So many young girls had been disappearing.

"A friend saw him, though! The kidnapper has been identified." The Marine pulled out a pad and paper.

"Who is it?" Smoker demanded.

"Someone named Wonder D. Ryuu." The Marine squinted at the paper, "Here, let me read it to you, Captain. 'I never thought he was real. My mom would read me these books when I was a child but I never thought anything of it. Wonder D. Ryuu, he's the King of Wonderland!'" the Marine read. Smoker grabbed the note.

"Wonderland? What is that?" He scowled.

"Not what, Captain, where," the Marine replied.

Smoker's Flashback End

Smoker put two and two together. They were very close to the island he was on all those years ago. They were keeping watch, the three strongest members were gone and maybe... just maybe. Smoker looked up.

"Oi, Nico Robin," he called. The woman looked up to show she was listening. "Who was taken?" he demanded. Robin went back to her book.

"I'm sorry to say it was your favorite, hyper-active pirate captain," Robin said in her unchanging voice. Smoker was at a lost for words. Someone had succeeded in capturing the ever elusive Monkey D. Luffy. And it wasn't even him?! He reached in his pocket and pulled out a den-den mushi. He yelled into the receiver.

"If anyone is there, tell the crew to head into the whirlpool!" he yelled. Then he waited . Finally, the water-filled reply came.

"What's going on? Captain Smoker?" It was Tashigi.

"I've found Straw Hat Luffy and Wonder D. Ryuu," he said into the snail. There was silence, and from the ship a mile away, you could hear the Marines shouting.

"WHAT!?" they yelled.

"Are you sure?" Tashigi asked.

"Positive. I suspect Black Leg Sanji and Roronoa Zoro to be there as well," he said. There was a small pause.

"Right away, sir! Everyone! Head to the whirlpool!" Then the connection was cut.

Smoker stood at the cage.

"Straw Hats! Let me go!" he yelled. Usopp turned from his spot watching the whirlpool.

"Why should we?" he asked.

"I'm going to Wonderland. Open this cage or else I'll have to use force," Smoker challenged. Chopper scurried across the deck.

"AHH! NAMI! FRANKY! ROBIN!" he squealed at Smoker's hard glare.

"You're scaring our doctor, Marine-san." Robin chuckled. Nami sighed.

"So, if we let you go, do you promise to not take us in?" she asked.

"I don't make deals with pirates." Smoker glared at the navigator, who got an evil smile that spread ear to ear across her face.

"Oh, that's too bad. But, I'm sure Ace-kun can save Luffy. After that, we'll dump you in the sea and be on our way." Nami shrugged. Smoker's eye widened slightly. Fire-Fist Ace was down there as well?

"Fine! Evil woman," Smoker grumbled. Nami smiled and nodded as Franky opened the cage.

"Hey, wait! Who put you in charge?" Usopp asked Nami.

"I was Luffy's third crew member, it's only natural." Nami shrugged. Smoker ignored the bickering crew members and hopped down onto a life boat that held his small squad.

"Let's go!" He yelled as him and his squad fell into the whirlpool.

Back in Wonderland-

Luffy watched the fight as it intensified. The Kings had abandoned their swords in favor of using their strange powers. Luffy watched as Ryuu would send rays of light or powerful shock waves at his brother, who did the same. She didn't know where her other guard had gone off to. But Kitaro assured her he was just sitting closer so he could see. Luffy shrugged it off, shifting and feeling uncomfortable in her dress and her crown, which kept slipping down so that Kitaro had to constantly straighten it out. Luffy focused on the fight. It seemed as if Zyuu had the upper hand. But then Ryuu spoke.

"Brother! I have trained endlessly for this moment! Time for you to meet your demise!" he called, spreading his arms in a presenting matter. Zyuu raised an eyebrow.

"Is that so? Like I'd let you win! Come! Ryuu!" he coaxed, charging his brother. Luffy leaned forward, Kitaro walked over to see what all the commotion was. Ryuu was gathering some sort of energy.

"Now for my best trick!" he exclaimed. The crowd was silent as the light around started dimming and the light around Ryuu grew brighter. "I'm going to make King Zyuu... disappear!" he yelled as everything went black.

(A/N: DAMN RIGHT! I just threw Smoker at you guys. This should be interesting… Muhuhuhahahah!... Um, Read on. Please?

Beta/N: And this is the point where it doesn't even matter that I haven't seen or read Alice in Wonderland.)