Wolf muttered inaudible words as he strolled up to Pikachu, patting his head.

"Pikachu. Buddy." He said. "You're crazy."

"I know I am." The blonde replied. "But hey, this could work!"

Wolf sighed. "You're. An. Idiot."

He turned around and trudged away, the crowd cheers ringing in his ears.

"Guys. A dumbass is trying to solve this conflict by acting like a leader." He groaned to Meta Knight and Yoshi.

"Hey, that's not very nice." The green haired boy said.

Wolf frowned. "You know he's dumb!"

"Yes, Pikachu may seem to have low IQ, but not low enough to be, ahem... A dumbass." Meta Knight explained.

"Shut up before I take that mask off and smack you upside your face." Wolf threatened.

The knight chuckled. "Are you challenging me to a duel?"

Wolf growled. "Are you accepting said duel?"

"What about you?" Meta Knight as smirking behind his mask.

Yoshi gulped. Uh-oh...

The air around the three was thick with tension.

"G-guys?" Yoshi squeaked. "C-c-calm down. We need to get along. Remember?"

"I don't give a flying fuck about that." Wolf hissed.

"Langauge, Wolf. Langauge." Meta Knight. "Save that for the battle."

"Oh,we're starting the battle now!" Wolf cried, pouncing on the calmer male.

Meta Knight simply dodged it. Everyone turned their attention to the fight. Pikachu let out a squeak and ran over to said battle.

"Hey, hey! Calm down!" He cried. "Stop, guys!"

"Tch. He's asking for it!" Wolf snarled, pulling out his blaster.

Shit, shit, shit. Pikachu thought.

The blonde watched in horror as the two fought. Wolf was blasting away at Meta Knight, only for it to be dodged. The indigo haired male then used Drill Rush on the once lupine. The crowd roared, and started to make bets on who would win. Yoshi and Pikachu attempted to calm them down, but they only got knocked back into the other smashers.

"I hope the Ancient Minister doesn't come in here." Yoshi whimpered.

Pikachu nodded in agreement, wildly looking around. "I hope you didn't jinx us."

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" A voice screeched.

"...Fuck." Pikachu muttered.

There in front of them was the Ancient Minister, rage in his eyes.

"YOU'RE ALL DISAPPOINTING ME." He announced. "YOU ALL DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TRANSFORMED BACK INTO YOUR NORMAL FORMS."

"M-M-Meep!" Kirby squeaked.

"We're sorry, sir!" Pikachu said. "We'll try our best to not do it again."

Ancient Minister nodded and turned his attention to the arguing smashers. They immediately stopped.

"Sorry." They both said.

"GOOD." The Ancient Minister then flew away.

Pikachu glared at Meta Knight and Wolf.

"You guys almost screwed us!" He hissed.

Wolf frowned. Pikachu sighed. "F-forget it."

"I apologize for my actions." Meta Knight stated. "I did not mean to lash out."

Yoshi gazed at Wolf, and so did the others, expecting him to apologize.

He blinked, and finally did so.

Pikachu cleared his throat. "Well now... I think this is a good lesson for everyone."

"Yup. If we fight we're going to die by the Ancient Minister." Fox said.

Laughter filled the room.

"Oi! Guys, this is serious!" Pikachu cried. "We have to get our heads together."

"Is such a thing possible?" A spiky, blur haired male asked.

Pikachu's eyes twitched. "Sonic... Shut the hell up!"

Said boy shrugged in reply.