Wolf groaned as Pikachu bothered him about his bagel joke. A joke that didn't make any sense. Their small conversation, or argument, was broken when an ear-splitting screech filled the air. The two blinked, gazed at each other, and tried to find the source of said scream. They found their way to the living room, where there was a sobbing Kirby who was huddling in a corner along with Dedede and Meta Knight trying to calm him down.
"Kirby. It was only a nightmare." Meta Knight stated. "It's not real."
"Yeah. So stop crying!" Dedede hissed, causing the usual calm knight to smack him on the head. With a giant paper fan... Yeah.
Kirby wailed. "But it could happen!"
The indigo haired male sighed. "Look, it won't happen."
"How do you know!?" Kirby cried, curling up into a ball.
Dedede snapped. He was about to pounce on the crying kid when Pikachu used Quick Attack to stop him from doing so.
"What... was that for?!" The once penguin(1) roared.
"Uh... You were about to hurt Kirby and," Pikachu said, "uh...Peanuts!"
Dedede blinked while Wolf and Meta Knight face palmed.
"Er...Violence will not solve this problem." The blonde fixed.
He reached behind his back and pulled out a bag of chips. "Food will!"
It's official. He's insane. And stupid. Wolf thought.
Pikachu waddled up to the sobbing child, waving the pack of food. Kirby glanced over his shoulder, sniffed, then faced the wall. Pikachu's jaw dropped.
"...What." He simply said. He turned to the others. "What?!"
"Yeah..." Dedede groaned. "Even food won't snap Kirby out of his stupid sobbing-fest."
"I don't wanna die!" Said child shrieked.
"And you won't because you're too kind to screw us!" Wolf hissed.
Kirby let out a squeak. "B-but...but..."
Pikachu frowned and elbowed Wolf, saying, " Lower your voice and tone! You're making him even more sad!"
The silver haired teen scoffed. "Whatever."
Kirby's volume of his sobbbing increased. He rocked back and forth, appearing to be humming Somewhere Over the Rainbow in an off-pitch tune. The others gulped at the sight. Meta Knight cleared his throat and spoke.
"Kirby. Let me say this again. It was only a nightmare." Meta Knight explained, clearly showing his sanity and patience draining. "It could possibly happen, but it won't. I promise you that."
"You're just saying that!" Kirby wailed. "Bad things happen when people say things like 'I promise' and 'but' !"
"I told you guys!" Yoshi voice cheered from somewhere in the mansion.
Meta Knight sighed. Oh my Galacta Knight...
Pikachu patted Kirby's back.
"Calm down, man. We're as freaked out as you are." The blonde said. "But you don't see us having a mental breakdown."
The magenta haired boy simply sobbed and used his Stone ability to transform into a statue.
Dedede turned heel, running off, screaming, "I give up!"
The remaining smashers blinked and looked at the now rock Kirby. Pikachu poked the child, who transformed back and used his Cutter to smack the blonde away, causing him to land into Meta Knight. The attack was apparently strong enough to daze them.
"Leave me alone!" Kirby sobbed. "I want to be alone!"
Wolf groaned. Alright. How do you calm down a usual happy,somewhat glutton kid who is now going into a sobbing fit? Think, Wolf. Think...
He tapped his foot, trying to form a plan.
Then it came to him.
"Hey, Kirby."
"Wh-what!?" Said child squeaked.
"We're not gonna die." Wolf announced. "Sure, there's a chance we will considering the fact that most of us hate each others guts."
He trailed off, causing Kirby to wail even more.
"But, uh... Somehow... We'll work through this." Wolf continued, wanting to slap himself for saying that. "Think about it. Do you really think that we'll die?"
Kirby reduced to sniffing, causing the older to smile.
"Think about it. We seriously despise each other guts. But, and even though I hate to admit this, we don't dislike each other enough to the point in which we will die for failing to get along."
The magenta haired child whimpered. "Really?"
Wolf blinked, then shrugged. "I'm sure of it. Come on. Just think about it. We hate each other, are times in which we want each other to die, yes. We fight 24/7...Er...Kinda?"
Kirby blinked, and looked at him.
"Kinda?" Kirby repeated.
Wolf gulped. "Sure..."
You're failing, here Wolf! He screamed in his head.
"Positve." He said. "Despite that, the others seem to think that we won't die."
"Really?"
"Really. I mean, we're all thinking that it could happen. But instead of crying and freaking out about it, we're making sure it doesn't happen. So...You going to join us or sob about it?"
Kirby wiped the tears of his face, then nodded. "I-I'll join!"
He waddled up the dazed Pikachu, snatched the bag of chips, opened it, and left the room.
Wolf sighed. "I can't believe I just did that!"
Pikachu smirked, walking up to him. "Aw! Looks like little Wolfie has a soft side!"
Wolf frowned and smacked the blonde. "Shut it!"
Meta Knight chuckled. "It is odd to see you act nice."
Wolf snarled and stormed off, Pikachu and Meta Knight trailing behind.
"Really, Wolf. That was very nice!" The blonde remarked. "It's cool! Not...Uh...What's the word?"
"Sissy!" Yelled a cackling Fox from somewhere in the mansion.
Wolf was clearly showing his sanity draining. Any moment now, he was going to have a mental breakdown.
"Again, it does seem odd for you to act nice. But it intersting and joyful to see you act that way." Meta Knight explained.
Wolf snorted. "Whatever. Praise me if you want, but that will be the only time I will act nice."
Wait...Wrong choice of words. Great. Pikachu's now going to be a smart ass... He groaned in his thoughts.
"But you need to in order for us not to die." Pikachu pointed out.
I knew it.
Wolf sighed. "That is the only time I will comfort a whiny,emo smasher!"
Pikachu blinked. "Oh."
"That didn't make any sense." Meta Knight said.
"You don't make any sense!" Wolf hissed.
"This ending to this chapter doesn't make any sense!" Pikachu cried.
Meta Knight and Wolf stared at him. "...What?"
A/N:4th wall breaking is weird.
(1)-He is a penguin,right?