A/N:Days 2-3 of Month 1 are in here!

And I told you I would update this! I'll be putting when the day of the month ends and when a new one begins from the moment on.

After retrieving some breakfast, which was just some plain bread, the four returned to the living room to rest. They began to wonder how this would work out, considering what happen yesterday. Panicking about a nightmare, Kirby having a breakdown, Pikachu went insane, people almost falling off balconies, some arguements, and trouble with preparing food. And today... It started with people almost falling off balconies, again.

"I don't even wanna know what's the worse that can happen today..." Pikachu groaned, slamming his head against the cusions.

"Fuck you!"

"Fuck you, too!"

"Die in a hole, you overrated asshole!"

"You're overrated, too!"

Pikachu screamed, curling up into a ball. "I don't wanna go and stop them!"

Wolf frowned. "And why's that?"

"Do you want me to go insane, again?" The blonde questioned.

"Oh, god no..." Wolf griped.

"So... who's going?" Yoshi asked. Meta Knight shrugged.

The two then noticed that the others were staring at them, signalling to them that they're going to be the ones to stop the ruckus. The two reluctantly obliged. The bickering was taking place on a training field that I just came up with it... Uh...

Anyway, the arguing was coming from now human Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard... Well, not Ivysaur, just the other two.

"You overrated, unoriginal, jerk!" The blue-head hissed.

"What did you call me,you little twerp?!" The once flying lizard growled.

"An overrated, unoriginal, jerk." Squirtle repeated.

Yoshi backed away at the vulgar launguaged, and saw that the two were about to attack each other. Meta Knight was going to step in, but was prevented from doing do because of Ivysaur.

"You do not want to get in between this." He stated.

The once two Pokemon then started. Squirtle was agile enough to dodge Charizards attacks, but wasn't strong enough to deal damage. Yoshi wildly looked around, hoping that the Ancient Minister wasn't watching. Luckily, he was nowhere to be found. They were thinking about leaving this to settle on its own, but it soon left their minds when the two were getting way too serious into their small argument, so they really had to butt in. Meta Knight cleared his throat and stepped forward.

"Ahem. You two need to calm down." He simply said. "If you don't..."

"Yeah, yeah. We'll die." Charizard groaned. "But this twerp is the one who needs to die!"

"I am not a twerp!" Squirtle protested.

"Yes, you are!"

"No, I'm not!"

"Yes, you are!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"QUIET!" Yoshi screeched.

"Nice one..." Ivysaur muttered.

"Shush!" The once dinosaur hissed

"... I... I'm sorry." The other replied.

Yoshi glared at the two who were fighting, calming down. "Listen guys. I know both of you are overrated..."

"WHAT!?" Charizard roared.

"And one of you is an douche while the other is a twerp." Yoshi continued.

"Excuse me..." Squirtle growled.

"And there are times in which you want to kill each other."

"No shit..."

"If you really wanna die, and be forgotten... Not to mention cease from exsisting." Yoshi said. "Go ahead and fight. You'll get punished by the Ancient Minister. A terrible punishment."

Charizard scoffed. "What's he gonna do us?"

Yoshi shrugged. "Dunno."

He turned around and headed back inside. Meta Knight remained outside, making sure Charizard and Squirtle didn't want each other's heads on their wall. However, they were still arguing, but they didn't want each other dead. Yet. That's when the Ancient Minister came patrolling by. As you would expect, he was furious. He was fuming at the fighting smashers, and thanking Meta Knight and Ivysaur for trying to stop them. This appeared to anger Charizard, as he, and Squirtle, got their punishment. To cook the food for the rest of the month. The two grumbled as they were sent back inside to cook lunch.

~~IyouTransformation~~

"So, how did it go?" Pikachu asked.

"Very well." Meta Knight replied.

"Charizard and Squirtle have to cook for the rest of the month!" Yoshi cheered, doing a little dance.

Pikachu smirked. "Really? Awesome!"

"Not for them..." Meta Knight added, pulling up a chair. But as soon as he sat on it, it broke.

"Wh-What the..." He wondered, as he was now sitting on the floor.

Pikachu was containing his laughter. "Pfft... I-It was a pra-bwa, ha, ha!"

He failed. "Oh my Arceus! Someone pulled a prank on you!"

Meta Knight frowned. "I can see that... Ow, my bottom."

Wolf chuckled. "Ah, the broken chair. Classic."

He decided to help Meta Knight, but right as he pulled him up, he didn't notice that he triggered a trap... And by trap, I mean a bucket of maple syrup falling over the two, along with a pile of feathers which clung to the sticky material. Yoshi and Pikachu bursted into laughter, in fact, they were laughing so hard, they were almost crying due to it.

Wolf frowned. "...I'm gonna go wash this shit off."

"I'll do the same thing... In a different shower, of course." Meta Knight added, trailing off.

Yoshi managed to calm down, but Pikachu was still laughing.

"Did ya see that, Yoshter? Th-They... They're have feathers sticking to them!" The blonde cackled.

"Yeah... I see." Yoshi said. "And don't call me Yoshter."

"I-It's a classic!" Pikachu cackled.

"I'm leaving." Yoshi stated, trotting off to the stairs, Pikachu following.

"I-It's... It's gonna take 'em forever to get that crap off!" Pikachu cried.

Right as the blonde took a step on the first... step of the staircase, he automatically fell. Why? He didn't notice the banana-peel, unlike Yoshi. So, Pikachu slipped, and fell on his back.

"What... the... fuck...?" He groaned.

~~IyouTransformation~~

Meta Knight put on his clothes after he got out of the shower, and didn't bother to dry his hair. As soon as he entered the living room, his eyes widened.

Sonic was glued to the floor, hands tied behind his back, tape covering his mouth, and a pirhana was attatched to his head.

Jigglypuff's mic was broken in half and her head was in a pie.

Instead of a head with forest-green hair, a melon was atop Ivysaur's body.

"Wh-what happened here?!" Meta Knight cried.

"Wef werf praf!" Sonic said in a muffled voice.

"...Praf?" Meta Knight asked.

"Nof! Prafd!" Sonic screamed from behind the tape covering his mouth.

The indigo-haired male waltzed up to the blue-head, and ripped the tape off.

"We were pranked!" Sonic screeched.

"Pranked? By who?" Meta Knight asked.

"... I dunno."

And with that, Meta Knight slapped the tape back on Sonic's mouth.

Okay. Got to find the others...

"Owyowyowyow! What the hell?!"

I know where one is at...

Meta Knight ran up the stairs, and an angry Wolf ran by. With just a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Er, Wolf you need to put some clothes on."

"I don't care and what the fuck!?"

Meta Knight gasped and ran off to where Wolf headed to, the game room. Man, many things seemed to happen there so far in this story, huh?

Anyway... When he got there, he nearly dropped. One of the couches, along with Toon Link and Squirtle, were on fire. Meta Knight took off his cape in order to stop the flames. The two were panicking, and sadly, they didn't know who caused it. Wolf and Meta Knight figured out at for what seemed like corny pranks, are turning into crazy pranks. Involving people to get hurt. Or maybe be killed. The two set off to find Pikachu and Yoshi. They managed to find the blonde outside. He was sitting under a tree, groaning. The two also wished that they didn't go outside. Cause when they did, they saw Pit and his wings tied together on one end, and the other end was tied to a branch of another tree. Ike's head was buried beneath the dirt.

"Uh, Pikachu? You okay?" Meta Knight asked the blonde.

"Eh? O-Oh. Yeah. My head just hurts." Pikachu groaned. "And I slipped on a bananana peel, had a bucket of boiling water poured on me, and then I feel in a puddle of mud that was surrounded by spiders."

"...Ouch." Wolf simply said.

"Pikachu, do you know who is behind this?" The mask-wearing smasher questioned.

The blonde shook his head. "I wished."

"Well, do you know where Yoshi is?"

"I... I think he's on the roof or something..."

The other two nodded and set off to said location. Of course, when they went there, Yoshi was no where to be found. The two were thinking of continuing their search, when they realized it was lunch. So after eating, they went back to their main goal. But as they continued their search, the pranks they found got worse. Such as half of Lucas' body was stuck in a toilet, Mario was glued to a chair with a plunger stuck to his face, and Fox was clinging to the cieling fan, his hair sticking up.

"Er, Fox? Are you alright?" Meta Knight asked.

Said smasher slightly nodded.

"How'd ya get up there, exactly?" Wolf questioned.

"Well, I, uh... I guess you can say that... I-I CAN'T TELL YOU!" Fox screeched.

Well shit. Wolf thought. Stupid Fox...

"Why's that?" Meta Knight the smasher who was clinging to the cieling fan.

"Come on. Stop being a chicken!" Wolf shouted.

"What!? I am not a chicken!" Fox protested.

Wolf chuckled. "Bok-bok! Bok-kok!"

Fox growled and jumped off the fan. When he landed, he dusted himself off, cursing under his breathe.

"I am no chicken! Okay!? I was threatened!" Fox hissed.

"Ha! With what?"

Fox frowned, he motioned the two to edge closer, so he can tell them in private. And what he told them, left them in shock.

"Wh-what the actual fuck...?" Wolf managed to say.

"Wish I can say it out loud, but for some odd reason I can't. Something due to this rating thing." Fox explained.

"And who threatened you, exactly?" Meta Knight asked.

"... What part of me being threatened with the most horrible thing if I reveal who it was don't you understand?!"

"Oh. I forgot. Forgive me."

~~IyouTransformation~~

"It's almost five. And we haven't found out who did this." Meta Knight said.

"Who gives a shit about these pranks! I certainly don't." Wolf stated. "Yeah, sure there's a higher chance that we'll die but... Okay, nevermind. I don't wanna die."

"We have no clues to who the pranker is."

"We don't know anyone who would have motives."

"Pull it!"

"I'm trying! Stop hopping around!"

The two detective smashers turned their attentions to the dining room. There, they found a bucket attached to Falco's foot, and Pikachu trying to get said bucket off.

"I-It's stuck!" The blonde cried.

"I don't care! Just get it off!" Falco snapped. "Pull harder!"

"God damn it, I'm trying!"

"Not hard enough!"

Wolf blinked at the sighed, then it hit him like a pound of bricks.

"I know who the pranker is!" He annouced.

"You do?" Meta Knight asked, hope in his voice.

"Hell yeah I do! We gotta find Yoshi!"

"Wait, Yoshi did this? How do you know?"

"Uh... I kinda made a deal with him that involved him pranking Fox and Falco." Wolf explained. "But it looks like he took it too far... Way too far."

"I see." Meta Knight muttered.

Pikachu looked at the two. "If you're looking for Yoshi, he's in the kitchen."

The other two nodded and went to the place, but what they found was unexpected. Instead of founding their crook, they found noodles and sliced vegetables atop a dazed Yoshi, and next to him was a banana peel.

"Wh-what... I... I saw sure that he..." Wolf was dumbfounded. "The hell?!"

The green haired smasher shook his head, the food flying everywhere.

"Oh. Hey guys. I helped Squirtle and Charizard in making chowmein. It's ready." He explained. "I was putting the extra ingerdients away, but I didn't notice this peel. How did it get here, anyway?"

"Well crap." Wolf simply stated.

The two didn't find their culprut, but they did had a good dinner with the rest of the smashers. Since it was late, and no one else was getting pranked, they decided to turn in for the night and continue tomorrow.

-Month 1:Day 2 Ends. Month 1:Day 3 Begins-

When morning came, the two went outside. They started to question the other smashers if they know any leads on the pranker. What they got was either nothing or mixed results.

"Damn it! What're we gonna do?" Wolf groaned. "The Ancient Minister is gonna get pissed off, our chances of living are lowered and we're fucking screwed!"

"Wolf, calm down!" Meta Knight said. "We'll figure this out. Somehow..."

"And how exactly are we going to figure this out?"

"Well... I still have a feeling that you were right about Yoshi. And maybe some people are helping him.

"Yeah? And who are you suggesting?"

"Let's find out."

The two went back inside, searching the places were the pranking took place. They looked over the places. Three times. They barely found anything. All they managed to find was hair, lint, and small scraps of paper.

The hair could have belonged to other smashers. Except for two. One was pink, and the other was green.

"Yoshi and Kirby?" Meta Knight pondered.

"Those bastards!" Wolf hissed. "Where the hell are they?!"

"... I don't mean to sound rude and ruin your rage for you, but can we get lunch first? I'm starving." Meta Knight stated.

Wolf was about to snap, but held in his anger. "Alright. I am sort of hungry, anyway."

So, interrupting Wolf's little rage feast, the two went to the dining room to fetch some lunch, which was chicken cause everyone loves chicken. I know Ike does. He loves chicken. He ate a lot of it. Bunches. Er, where we again...? Oh, yes. The story.

After having their lunch, the two set off to find Kirby and Yoshi. Luckily, it did not take them too long. They found them in the game room, playing Go-Fish. Wolf angrily bonked them on the heads

"What the hell guys! What was all that pranking for?!" He hissed.

Yoshi blinked, and waved a camera in his face. "Well, I filmed Fox and Falco's for ya! Does that make you happy?"

"No it does not!" Wolf barked.

"Kirby." Meta Knight simply said. "I am disappointed in you. You helped in these pranks."

"I-I'm so sorry!" Kirby sniffed. "But it was so fun!"

"But we weren't the only ones!" Yoshi objected.

"Oh really? Who else helped in your stupid pranks?!" Wolf hissed.

At the moment, Pikachu and Falco walked in.

"They did!" Kirby cried.

"... Wait, what!?" The other smashers shrieked.

Wolf snarled. Pikachu whimpered and shrank back.

"But... But you two were pranked." Meta Knight pointed out.

"Well, uh, we just did that to get an alibi." Pikachu explained, laughing nervously.

"No hard feelings, though. Right guys?" Falco added. "You gotta admit, those pranks were hilarious!"

"ALBIET, THEY WERE FUNNY. BUT YOU FOUR NEED TO BE PUNISHED IN SOME WAY!" A voice boomed.

"SHIT!" Pikachu wailed.

It was the Ancient Minister. "YOU FOUR, COME WITH ME. META KNIGHT, WOLF."

"Y-Y-Yes?" Said smashers stuttered.

"BECAUSE YOU CAUGHT THESE FOUR PRANKSTERS, YOU GET GOURMET FOOD TONIGHT AND FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS."

"Alright!" Wolf cheered.

"Thank you, Ancient Minister." Meta Knight added

"YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW, YOU FOUR. FOLLOW ME."

"...We're dead." Yoshi simply said.

So the naive pranksters followed the Ancient Minister to his room, while Meta Knight and Wolf celebrated. As promised, when dinner came around, they had gotten gourmet meals. Steak, ribs, roasted turky, and mashed potatoes. And anyone who tried to steal their food was slapped.

As for the smashers who pranked everyone...

"YOU FOUR. INSTEAD OF LOWERING YOUR CHANCES, I WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER PUNISHMENT." The Ancient Minister explained.

"Really!? Thank you!" Pikachu cheered.

"We're saved!" Kirby and Yoshi said.

"...So what's the punishment?" Falco simply asked.

"...UH... I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW!" The Ancient Minister said.

"Fine by me..." Falco muttered.

-Month 1:Day 3 Over-

A/N:Yeah! I got it done!

Oh yeah!

Fox, it's Pikachu's job to mess with theatrical realism!

So, Yoshi wasn't the only one who was pranking. Three others were.

And let me tell you, their punishment is going to be hilarious and messed up.

"What is it?", you may ask?

Find out next chapter!

Bwa, ha, ha!