A/N: Oh Arceus, these two days in this chapter is gonna be good! REAL GOOD!
I've done minor changes. Like instead of the ~IyouTransformation~ transition, I'll use those horizontal lines.
Now, before you read, take a guess at what their punishment is. And when you get to the actual one, compare your answer, drop your jaw, and laugh at how messed up it is.
But, to give you some help into thinking about what it could be... Here's what I exactly said after writing this.
"...Uh, what the fuck did I just write?!"
-Month 1: Day 4 Begins-
"Man. That dinner... Was awesome!" Wolf mused.
"I agree with you on that." Meta Knight added. "I wonder what our breakfast will be."
"Same here... Hey, have you seen Piks and Yosh?" Wolf asked. Meta Knight shook his head.
"I-I don't wanna know what our punishment is!" Kirby sniffed. "I-I bet it's gonna horrible!"
"Terrible!" Yoshi wailed.
"Gruesome!" Pikachu continued.
"...Messed up." Falco simply finished.
Then barged in the one who was going to give them their punishment.
"ARE YOU READY TO HEAR YOUR PUNISHMENT?" He asked. The four smashers nodded.
"GOOD. LADIES..."
The door swung open, and in came Zelda, Peach, Samus, and now human Jigglypuff. Each female held a box.
Pikachu gulped. "S-So... what's our punishment?"
The girls giggled and smiled.
"WELL... THE LADIES HAVE SOME... CLOTHES. YOU'LL WEAR THEM TODAY AND TOMORROW."
"...Clothes?" Falco questioned.
Kirby cocked his head. "What kind?"
"Oh-ho-ho. You'll see." Samus replied, smirking.
The four males blinked in confusion, and gasoed when the realization hit them harder then a hundred pounds of cement.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Yoshi screeched, before they were pounced.
Wolf burped. "Pancakes and bacon topped with cheese. Man that's good stuff."
"It was quite wonderful, seeing how you had four plates." Meta Knight mused.
"Now, all I need to find out is the punishment of those asshole prankers and my life will be complete." Wolf said.
Screams and hollers filled their ears. It was emmiting from the Ancient Minster's room. The two ran off there, and saw Lucario and Bowser standing in front of it.
"What's going on here?" Meta Knight asked the two.
"I'm not completely sure," Lucario remarked, "but something tells me our friends are recieving their punishment.
Wolf grinned and pressed his ear against the door, trying to eavesdrop.
"I... want... wear... I...!" Came in Pikachu's muffled voice.
"...no! There... way... wear...!" Falco's voice, of course muffled, hissed.
Yoshi and Kirby weren't talking, instead they were screaming. The sounds then ceased, and the door knob. Wolf backed away as the door was opened about three inches.
"Kirby, you go first!" Pikachu whispered harshly.
Said boy whimpered and trudged outside. The four smashers outside of the room nearly screamed. Kirby was wearing a long pink haired wig. He also wore a stereo-typical maid outfit.
Yoshi was then pushed out the door. His wig was green and curled. He wore a long-sleeaved, pale green dress that had fern patterns bordering the hems.
"Falco, you go!" Pikachu snapped.
"Me? No! You go!" The other hissed.
"No, you!"
"You go, you toad!"
"Toad?! Mouse! I am-was-...am... A MOUSE! Now go!"
"BOTH OF YOU GO!"
Falco and Pikachu were then both shoved out the door, they were both frowning and had the I'm going to kill someone look.
Falco wore a dark-blue wig and was clad in a gothic-like anime girl uniform.
Pikachu had a light, blonde wig. He wore a golden, sun pattern kimono.
Samus, Peach, Samus, and Jigglypuff followed them, giggling.
Then came the laughter.
"H-Holy shit. I-I can't believe this." Wolf snickered.
"Th-This is priceless!" Bowser continued.
Lucario tried to refrain from laughing. "Th-This is an o-odd punsihment."
Meta Knight nodded. "A-Agreed."
"Shut...up." Pikachu hissed. "Or I will destroy you."
"G-Go ahead and try." Wolf said, cackling.
The blonde twitched, and threw lightning at the older, causing him to fall on his back.
"S-So... what's...pfft...your, ha ha, your punshiment?" Lucario asked, snickering between words.
"Well... Uh, we have to wear these clothes for today and tomorrow." Yoshi replied. "Go ahead and laugh."
"I-I am not... ah-ha... l-laughing!" Meta Knight protested.
"Uh... Yeah, you are laughing." Kirby pointed.
"I sure am!" Bowser bellowed. "Man! This is hilarious!"
"Yeah, yeah. Oh, by the way, if you wanna take pictures go ahead!" Falco said.
"Really?!" Wolf cheered.
"Yeah!... If you wanna face the same fate we are!" Falco hissed.
"So, let me get this straight," Meta Knight started, clearing his throat, "You four have been pulling pranks, and now you have recieved your punishment?"
"Right." Yoshi said.
"And your punishment... Is crossdressing?" Meta Knight continued, having trouble with the last part.
"Well, yes." Pikachu replied.
"Crossdressing for two days?" Meta Knight asked once again.
"...Yeah." Falco finished.
"I can't believe you guys have to crossdress." Lucario mused.
"I know, it's horrible!" Kirby wailed.
"And embarrasing." Yoshi added.
"And messed up." Falco muttered.
"I dunno. You guys look good in drag." Wolf chuckled, and earned an electrical shock from Pikachu.
"Ouch... Cold. Anyway, why did you guys get this punishment, anyway?" Wolf asked.
"Well, the Ancient Minister says this is also somewhat of a punishment for you guys." Jigglypuff stated.
"...How?" Bowser questioned.
"You see, these four gets the punishment of embarrasing themselves with the crossdressing. And anyone who makes fun of them joins them!" Peach explained.
"...Okay, that means I should stop teasing them." Wolf murmmered. "I don't wanna join in the crossdressing."
"I swear, this is for the author's sick yaoi mind." Pikachu groaned. (2)
"What's yaoi?" Kirby asked. Meta Knight gulped, and patted the pink-head boy.
Then the rest of the day went on. Of course, anyone who tried to make fun of the crossdressing smashers were interrupted with the warning of joining the crossdressing punishment. So, no one dared to make fun of them.
Well... Except for Sonic. He poked fun at them. And he got punished. He ended crossdressing, wearing a light blue wig along with an ocean blue dress. He then hid in his room. Now, you're probably thinking that the day was pretty easy... You are right and wrong. While the other smashers dared not to make fun of their friends, they still laughed, which caused eith Pikachu or Falco to beat the crap out them, and the Ancient Minister, of course, was angered. The fact that the clothing that they wore caused more problems was interesting. Such as Yoshi's got caught in a bush and Pikachu's almost got caught on fire. These problems happened often throughout the day, along with the making fun of the crossdressing smashers only to be beaten the crap out of them cycle. In fact, that was how the day went. Even after lunch, that's how the day went.
Until dinner, when things were easier and more mellow. The other smashers managed to calm down about the crossdressing. Sonic, however, wasn't present among the others, so he had to be dragged out of his room. Surprise or not surpirse, no one made fun of him. Sure, they snickered a bit, but nethertheless, they still didn't poke fun at him.
And soon as dinner was done, Wolf suggested that our crossdressing smashers watch a marathon to take the punishment off their minds, but they ran off to their rooms.
"...What? You guys hate Cartoon Network?" Wolf asked. (3)
-Month 1:Day 4 Ends. Month 1:Day 5 Begins-
"Pikachu. It's not gonna hurt to come out." Meta Knight reassured.
"No way!" The blonde hissed.
"Dude, people got over the stupid crossdressing. So get outta that room." Wolf groaned.
"Hey, I'm out here, and you don't see me complaining about us wearing girl clothes." Yoshi pointed out.
Pikachu sighed. "Okay, fine!"
He then trudged outside, cursing to himself. "Jeez. I didn't sleep well last night."
"Why's that?" Meta Knight asked.
"Horrible dream." Pikachu replied in a raspy voice.
"About what?" Wolf questioned.
"Well..."
Then he explained his terrible nightmare... No, not terrible. Messed up.
How messed up? Well why don't the reactions tell you.
"Oh... My... God." Meta Knight simply said.
"What the fuck?" Wolf added.
"Holy crap." Yoshi finished.
Pikachu shrugged, chuckling lightly. "Ah... Sorry about scarring you three. Didn't mean to. Now... Let's get some breakfast... You're going to share some with us, right?"
"Sure. Why not?" Meta Knight replied, voice still shaky.
"Hmp... Eh, whatever. I'll be nice. Today." Wolf added.
"Alright! We're getting gourmet food!" Yoshi cheered.
The four went off to the dining room and had the breakfast of everyone's, alright maybe almost everyone, dreams. Pancakes, waffles, bacon, milk, eggs, and fresh fruit. Nothing can ruin this day!
"You just jinxed us." Pikachu stated.
"...Who are you talking to?" Meta Knight asked.
"Nevermind. Look, I think we should coax Sonic out of his room." Pikachu said. "He hasn't been out since dinner ended last night."
"Your point?" Wolf asked in a bored one.
"I'm concered. Sure, he's an egotistical prick, but still human... er... A now human." Pikachu remarked. "You get the picture! I'm just gonna comfort the stupid prick with the most annoying ego since Gary Motherfucking Oak."
The blonde got out of his seat, along with Yoshi and Meta Knight, and trotted to Sonic's room.
"Wolf, you coming?" Yoshi asked.
Said male shook his head. "Nah. Go on ahead. I don't really wanna talk to that ass."
"I don't wanna either, but I might as well." Pikachu replied before the other three went to the once hedgehog's room.
When they got there, a sign was posted on the door. It read,
GO AWAY
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYWAY
PIKACHU, META KNIGHTM YOSHI AND WOLF-THIS MEANS YOU!
Pikachu grunted. "What a jerk."
Yoshi sighed, and knocked on the door. "Hey Sonic, ol' buddy, 'ol pal! How are you? You alright?"
"Do you know how to read?! GO AWAY!" Sonic hissed from inside his room.
"Sonic, it's not healthy for you to stay in your room." Meta Knight stated. "Please come out."
"Hm... Let me think... No! I look stupid! I'm in a dress! A dress!" Sonic screeched.
"So, I'm in a kimono!" Pikachu pointed out.
"And I'm also in a dress." Yoshi added. "But we're over it... kinda..."
"Yeah... Sure we look stupid. Sure we're in drag." Pikachu said. "And sure, this seriously seems like fanservice, but who gives a shit?"
"I do!" Sonic roared.
The blonde frowned. "Screw it. You guys try."
As he left, Meta Knight sighed. "Sonic, please come out. I assure you, no one will make fun of you."
"Ha, bullshit."
"...Yoshi?"
"Sonic! Come out! Come on! Said smasher whined. "PLEASE!?"
"HELL NO!" The blue head cried.
"What a stubborn prick." Yoshi muttered.
"You guys are hopeless. Let me try."
"Wolf? What are you doing here?"
"I'm gonna get that egotistical prick outta that room." Wolf simply said, smirking. He slammed the door open, causing Sonic to yelp.
"H-Hey! What're you doing!?" He cried.
"Get outta this room. Stop brooding." Wolf ordered.
"You're not the boss of m-OW! What the hell! YOW! Stop it!"
Wolf then came out of the room, dragging Sonic by his leg.
"I got him out of his room." Wolf said triumphantly.
"Let... Me... Go." Sonic growled.
"If you go back into your room, I will hurt you."
"Just let me go."
Wolf obliged. Of course, Sonic attempted to run back inside his room, but was prevented from doing so thanks to Wolf. The two were now arguing, so Meta Knight had to stop them, and Yoshi decided to leave.
"I wonder how Kirby and Falco are doing?" Pikachu pondered out loud. A wail from outside answered his questioned. The blonde and Yoshi ran to the garden, where they found a crying Kirby, a pissed off Falco, and a laughing Bowser.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Falco hissed. "You just made kiddo here cry!"
"Like I care." Bowser chuckled.
"You son of a..."
"I can't help it. You guys are in DRAG."
"So?"
"So, it's hilarious!"
"Can you two shut up!?" Pikachu cried. "Jeez. This is getting repetitive... Now, how did this happen?"
"B-Bowser made fun of Falco and I!" Kirby wailed. "H-He's so mean!"
"Ha,ha... Yeah. A mean asshole!" Falco added, furious.
I swear he and Wolf must be drinking buddies... Yoshi thought.
"Bowser, why don't you try dressing in girl's clothing and see how it feels?" Pikachu snapped, tugging his kimino.
"... No thanks, tot." Bowser replied.
"Good. Now shut up." The blonde said.
The once koopa just laughed as he headed back inside. Pikachu sighed and comforted Kirby. It took a while, but thanks to Yoshi... And Falco, the pink-head managed to calm down. Well, calm down about Bowser being a bully, but not about the crossdressing.
"Why do I have to wear a maid outfit...?" He complained. "It makes me look...look... what's the word?"
"Hm... According to Jigglypuff's Fangirl-Dictionary, maybe the word you're looking for," Pikachu explained, "is uke-ish."
"Uke-ish?" Kirby asked.
"Pikachu, why did you have to say that?" Falco groaned, shaking his head.
"It's not like he's gonna find out what they are." Pikachu said, smiling.
"What's uke-ish?" Kirby asked, again.
"Kirby, you don't wanna know." Yoshi said, patting the pink-haired boy. "You don't wanna know."
"Know what?" Kirby was beginning to become curious.
"You don't want to step into that world." Falco replied.
"What world? Tell me!" Kirby begged.
"Oh, look! It's lunch time! Let's go!" Pikachu announced.
"But-"
"Lunch."
"But I-"
"LUNCH!"
"...Okay."
Kirby was disappointed that he didn't know what they were talking about, but he decided to go along to have lunch. It actually took a long time for the regular lunch to come out, since Squirtle and Charizard were bickering. When they finally did get the food out, it was burnt and tasted odd. Of course, there were numerous complaints. And some smashers called the two cooks idiots. Like yesterday, this day went pretty well. Lack of jokes, laughter... Okay there were jokes, but not a lot of them. And Kirby was pestering the other punished smashers about the world he shouldn't step into, and they didn't answer him. No matter what. Even if he bribed them. Luckily, the day was ending so they were going to be rid of their crossdressing problems. As soon as dinner was finished, the four ran off to the Anicent Minister's room so they can change back into their normal clothing and stop my horrible Yaoi joke references.
-Month 1:Day 5 Ends-
A/N: Oh god...
What did I just write!?... Er, type? Yeah... Please excuse my terrible boyxboy jokes... I made this chapter on a Friday, typing it late at night, while drinking cola, and while watching Friendship is Magic.
Yeah, anyhow. Their punishment was CROSSDRESSING! *evil laughter* I am so sick. What did you guys think it was? I asked this to some of my buddies, and they were way off on what it was.
Moving on...
(1)-I am no fan of yaoi. Wait, wrong words. By Yaoi, I mean hardcore. I prefer Shonen-Ai, softcore... Moving on...
(2)-I love Cartoon Network.