A/N: Last time, the power went out, but then it came back! Pikachu got sick, but managed to feel better. It is Day 8 of Month 1. I now return you to your "regularly schedule" SSB fanfic.
Everyone in the house was prancing around in joy, then went to use their electronics. Yup. They didn't go to eat breakfast. They just went to use their electronics.
"I can finally go the the next floor in the Grinn's Tales!" Yoshi cheered, walking into the Game Room, hopping on the couch, laptop in his... lap. "So, Wolf. What're you doing?"
"Beating the last boss in Okami." The other smasher replied.
The green head looked behind the couch, and saw Pikachu on Kirby playing on both of their D.S's.
"What're you two do-"
"STOP SPAMMING LEAF BLADE ON ME!" Kirby cried.
"Hey, not my fault you can't handle my Sweeper Team." Pikachu replied. "And HEY! What the hell! I thought I killed your Mismagius!"
"Nope! Chuck testa!" Kirby grinned.
Yoshi blinked. "Nevermind. Alright, back to my... Who took my laptop?!"
He looked at Wolf, who was concetrating on his game.
"Why did you take my laptop?" Yoshi hissed.
Wolf frowned, not facing the other. "I didn't take your stupid laptop. And besides, isn't it actually Mario's?"
"So!? You took it!"
Wolf growled, and finally looked at the green-haired kid. "I did NOT take it! Now shut up so I can play my Oka- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY GAME!? YOSHI!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
"SHUT UP!" Kirby and Pikachu settled their gaming systems down, and were glaring at the two. They turned around, only to face the others again, fuming.
"Hey! You took our video games!" The now blonde boy hissed.
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TO!"
"DID-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
The four turned their attentions to the entrance of the room, and saw a pissed of Meta Knight, whose mask was crooked. He cleared his throat before apologizing for his langauge.
"Now... What happened?" He asked.
"They took our games!" Kirby wailed.
"We did not! They're the ones who took our games!" Wolf hissed.
"We didn't!" Pikachu cried. "You took ours'!"
Meta Knight sighed. " Oh dear. Look, it's just a video game."
Wrong choice of words.
"Just a game? JUST A GAME!?" Pikachu hissed.
"IT IS NOT JUST A GAME. I'M PLAYING AS A WOLF GODDESS!" ...Uh, Wolf cried.
Again, Meta Knight sighed. "Alright. I'll get to the bottom of this mystery."
He strolled out of the room, and saw Red chasing Wario.
"You have my Gamecube! I know you do!" The Pokemon Trainer shrieked.
Wario grunted. "Wha?! Why are you blaming me?!"
"Cause you're a prime suspect! You're greedy!"
The indigo haired knight gulped, and adjusted his mask. I don't want to do this...
He shook his head. He decided to talk to every Smasher. He received results that were mostly the same. The Smashers lost their electronics and blamed others. Either that, or the same thing but with some fighting. Meta Knight gulped and managed to stop them. Well... A few. The rest, he got bounced back. His mask even fell off at some point, thanks to Charizard being a jerk to poor Squirtle. Things were beginning to get out of hand, leaving the Ancient minister to lock himself in his room. The indigo haired knight had to ask Yoshi, Pikachu, and Wolf to help, but the three were too busy bickering, and ended up getting into a tussle. Meta Knight had to break up the fight, but his mask flew off, so he had to slowly crawl away, and gave up on the three.
Alright. Let's try to find some clues. He thought.
"Okay. Who would want to take electronics from the Smashers?" He asked to himself.
He managed to come up with some names:
Wario, King Dedede, Charizard, and Sonic.
He started with the garlic-obsessed man. What he found was the man grumbling to himself, complaining about his phone missing.
Next was King Dedede, who was pissed off to have Meta Knight accuse him. He told the comtempt Smasher that his Gamecube and DS was missing. Meta Knight apologized and ran to Charizard.
Sadly, the once Pokemon said his Gameboy was stolen, and he was cooking.
Lastly was Sonic, but he, too, was missing an electronic, the SEGA Genesis.
Meta Knight sighed. "Alright. Let's recap. Wario is missing his cellphone. King Dedede is missing two gaming consoles, Charizard has his Gameboy missing and is busy cooking, and finally, Sonic's Sega Genesis is stolen. There's no one else I can ever think of. I hate to sound mean, but those four are the most logical suspects, unless I'm missing someone."
He started to consider Wolf, but then remembered his video game was stolen. However, he realized that this could be an excuse. He nodded to this thought, and searched for clues...
And had no luck.
"Okay, please Miss ThePokemonMage, may you make things easier for me?"
...Oh, you talking to me? Strange... I thought that it was Pikachu's job to do that. Fine. I'll make things easier. The Pokemon. There. Now, go back to the story and let me narrate!
"Thank you. Alright the Pokemon..." Meta Knight said. "I might as well check on Pikachu."
The indigo haired knight found the blonde who was still in the Game Room, bickering with Yoshi and Wolf.
"Pikachu? May I ask you something?" Meta Knight asked.
"NO!IFYOU'RETHINKINGTHATISTOLESOMETHIN G,IDIDN'T,NOWLEAVEMEALONE!" The bonde replied, words jumbled.
Meta Knight gulped. He already checked on Charizard, so he decided to go for Squirtle. He went to the kitchen, and found the light,blue-head cooking, meaning that he had no time to steal. Next was Ivysaur. The green-head said his DS and Gameboy Advanced was stolen. Lastly was Lucario and Jigglypuff. The pink head was whining about her mic missing, while Lucario didn't care about the electronics.
"Well, that didn't make things easy."
What do you want me to do?! You know what? Solve it yourself! I'm going to narrate, and you're going to solve the case! GO!
Meta Knight sighed. "Oh well."
He tried to think of reasons to why any of them would want to steal electronics and video games.
"Excuse, Meta Knight?"
Said smasher blinked, and turned to see Ivysaur.
"Well, Charizard could have a reason. Squirtle has a Gameboy Advance, and has Pokemon:FireRed, with a team consisting of all level one-hundreds. He could have done it out of jealousy." Ivysaur explained. "And Sonic, well, maybe to get revenge on this calling him a, ahem, jackass. King Dedede is obvious, so is Wario. Wolf could have a reason, too. Pikachu has Okamiden, the sequel to Okami. His Pokemon:White team is also balanced and levels eighty to ninety, especially due to his Zoroark and Samurott."
Meta Knight smiled. "Oh. Thank you, Ivysaur."
He turned around and ran off to the suspects, starting with Wolf. Of course, the once lupine did not approve, and spat out curse words, giving reasons to why he didn't steal Pikachu's DS. He said he already had a full level hundred team, and didn't want the sequel to a game he didn't beat yet. Meta Knight went to King Dedede, but he objected. He may be a jerk, but he's been feeling lonely lately. Wario, well... He may be greedy, but he just wanted money, seeing as his room had some wallets. Sonic was over people criticising him. Lastly was Charizard. Squirtle backed him up, saying that after his console was stolen, they went back to cooking.
The knight began to think of other smashers. He went back to Ivysaur, who suggested Falco and Fox, mainly stealing laptops and computers, like Yoshi's netflix which is covered with three stickers and had Happy Wheels on it, as well. The indigo haired male checked on the two, who both objected and said their laptops were missing. Ivysaur then suggested Snake, stealing video games and consoles, like Wolf's Okami and his Kirby's Epic Yarn , which was one hundred percent. But he, too, objected and said his electronics stolen.
Meta Knight cursed to himself, wandering back to the Game Room. Luckily, the three smasher in there had finally stopped arguing.
"I'm afraid I can't find find the culprit." He stated. "I found some reasons to why certain smashers might do such a thing, but had no luck."
Pikachu sighed. "Dang it!"
"How did you come up with those reasons, anyhow?" Wolf questioned.
"Well, Ivysaur. He told me that Charizard did it because He is jealous of Squirtle's Pokemon team, Sonic due to revenge, and you because you're jealous of Pikachu's video game Okamiden and his Pokemon team, which includes Zoroark and Samurott." Meta Knight explained. "He also said Fox and Falco, mainly stealing the laptops, like Yoshi's because it had Happy Wheels. He then accused Snake for stealing video games, like Wolf's Kirby's Epic Yarn which is a hundred percent."
Pikachu blinked. "Wait, how does he know about my Pokemon Team?"
"And how does he know I have Happy Wheels?" Yoshi asked.
"And how does he know I have one hundred percent on Kirby's Epic Yarn?" Wolf added.
Meta Knight blinked, then his jaw dropped. "Oh my god.
"IVYSAUR!"
Said smasher gulped and hid behind his bed. The door flew open, and in came many raging smashers, who pummled the once dinosaur-like Pokemon.
"B-But how did you figure it out?" He whimpered.
"Well, you gave some reasons to why a Smasher may have done it, but that information was too descriptive." Meta Knight said.
"YOU HAD IT COMING!" Pikachu cried.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" Wolf continued.
"...Uh, sorry?... Oh shi-"
-Month 1:Day 8 Over. Month 1:Day 9 Begins-
"My back is still aching..." Ivysaur groaned, waddling into the dining room.
"YOU HAD IT COMING!" Pikachu hissed.
"You stole our electronics." Kirby whimpered.
"Yeah. Cause your obessions for them creep me out." Ivysaur grumbled.
"Guys, I hope you know our chances for living is lowered." Meta Knight stated.
"Hey, the sooner you guys leave the better." Samus said.
Wolf frowned. "Wow, thanks for the support."
"Who cares for support. I'm hungry." Sonic muttered. "Where's the food."
Squirtle then came. "Uh... It's gone."
A/N: DUN, DUN, DUN! Part 1 of this is over. Next part is being made as I speak. And Ivysaur was the one who stole the electronics! But who stole the food? Find out next time!
META KNIGHT! You're doing Pikachu's job!