Welcome back dear readers, today we see another chapter, this time starring our lovely bumblebee duo! One of the reviewers requested it, and the ironic twist is this was the next planned chapter! I hope you find this as entertaining as the other ones!
Also, I do have plans to add some more fluff and less humor pieces, and maybe even a tiny bit of drama...but only dramatic fluff! I'm not planning on ripping out anyones hearts anytime soon, don't you worry now.
Disclaimer-I don't own RWBY.
Chapter 3 - Movie Night!
Yang relaxed her head back into Blake's lap, eyes closed, hands folded peacefully over her stomach as she snuggled into Blake on the long couch she lay upon. Blake was sitting at the edge of the couch, book in one hand, her eyes scanning over the pages. Her other hand rest in her lap, occasionally running her fingers through Yang's mane of wild hair absently. Blake flipped a page as Yang let out a hum of contentment, but all too soon the moment ended as Blake flipped the final page over. With a long suffering sigh, Blake placed the book down, her hand stilling in Yang's hair. When Yang noticed the gentle touch had stopped, she opened her eyes and frowned up at Blake.
"Hey, something the matter kit-kat?" Blake ducked her head, her expression set in an uncharacteristic pout.
"I don't want to read right now, but I don't know what else to do. We don't have another hunt lined up for another three weeks!" Yang hummed to herself, thinking it over as she arched her back, stretching it out. As she looked up at the ceiling, lost in thought, Blake looked down at Yang and marveled at her for a moment, before her eyes lit up. A grin came across her face, which Yang caught as she locked eyes with Blake. Seldom had Yang seen Blake look so excited.
"Blake?"
Blake stared down at Yang for a moment, biting her lip, opening her mouth to say only four words. "Wanna make a movie?"
"Ok, what am I doing again?" Blake signed at Jaune, shoving him into the center of the foyer.
"Just stand there for now!" Jaune sighed, rolling his eyes.
"And why am I playing the love interest?" Blake glared at Jaune, her newsboy cap nearly flying off her head as she spun, pointing a conductor's baton at him.
"Because Sun won't dress up in a suit and you're the only other blonde here! Besides, you're the bad love interest, the one who makes the heroine realize she deserves someone better!" Jaune threw his hands up in the air, moaning.
"Why does it matter that I'm blonde?!"
"Shut it! I'm the director and I wrote the script, now stand in the dance floor and try to look debonair or something until Yang comes in!" Jaune rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest and tapping his feet on the ground. Blake spun around to Pyrrha who was manning the camera.
"Do you have the right angle?" Pyrrha gave a thumbs up, sending a wink at Jaune as soon as Blake had turned her back once more. "Velvet, are you ready to do the effects?" Velvet nodded from the back corner, a couple of dust crystals in her hands. "Yang? Are you ready?" The sound of heels clicking off the floor sounded from behind Blake, making her spin around only to freeze in place.
Yang was dressed in a beautiful strapless yellow dress, a flowing translucent scarf wrapped around her neck and falling down her arms, covering…what?
"Yang! Why do you have Ember Celica on?" Yang looked down at her wrists, frowning.
"In case I have to defend myself!"
"Yang this is a romance movie! There is no fighting!" Yang waved one hand dismissively at Blake.
"Psh, best romance movies are the ones with lots of action. Don't worry kitty, I got this. I'm a fabulous actress!" Blake squeezed her eyes shut, before sighing.
"Fine! Get in position! Ren, cue the music! Lights, camera, action!" Nora gleefully leapt into the middle of the room, snapping the film slate shut before dashing out of the way, her one job done. Yang stepped slowly into the room, swaggering as she smirked at Jaune, stepping close to him. Jaune looked a bit disturbed, backing away slowly, a nervous smile on his face. Blake instantly frowned.
"No no no! Cut cut cut! Jaune, you're not supposed to be backing away! This is the woman you're trying to seduce so you can manipulate her into doing what you want! You're the bad guy, get it right!" Yang scoffed, sounding scarily like Weiss for a moment.
"Hey, seduce me? Excuse you, I do the seducing here! Vomit-boy couldn't seduce me if he tried!" Pyrrha growled from behind the camera, glaring at Yang as Jaune rolled his eyes once more. Blake threw her hands up in frustration.
"Oh shush you! Just get back in position Yang, let's take it from the top. Velvet, remember, summon the snowflakes right as they start dancing." Coco sidled up next to Blake, tipping her omnipresent sunglasses down as she leaned slightly towards Blake.
"Why snowflakes? How is there snow inside?" Blake sniffed haughtily.
"Don't you worry about it! The script makes sense!" Coco arched an eyebrow at Blake, before shrugging. "Ok, let's try again!"
"Dammit Yang, you're not supposed to fling him around like a ragdoll!"
"But Blakey, you said 'sweep him off his feet' in the script!"
"No I said he's supposed to sweep you off your feet!"
"Jaune couldn't pick me up if he tried!"
As the two continued to bicker, Jaune groaned as he tried to get up from the hole in the wall his flying body had created when Yang had accidently let go of him during mid 'sweep'. Pyrrha had rushed over to his side, helping him out of the rubble, trying to glare angrily at the arguing pair, but finding herself still slightly amused. Jaune was perfectly fine, his aura having easily protected him, so he just grinned up at his wife cheekily.
"I'm fine Pyrrha. Yang's just a bit enthusiastic is all." Pyrrha scoffed, rolling her eyes with an indulgent smile. The pair looked back over at the bickering black and yellow couple, before Jaune shrugged. "Well, this is going great."
"Ok, why are you dressed like a ninja?"
"Because I'm rescuing Yang from the clutches of the evil manipulative romance interest, Jaune!"
"I doubt ninja's wore thongs."
"Coco! Stop staring at my girlfriend's ass!" Blake blushed heavily, before coughing into her hand and standing straight. Coco just rolled her eyes at Yang, currently tied to a table leaning against the wall.
"Oh come off it blondie, it's hard to miss. Those pants are so skintight you'd see the panty lines if she was wearing anything else!...unless…are you even wearing underwear at all?" Blake coughed again, face beet red, before pulling her 'ninja' mask on.
"S-Shush! We have a scene to do! Let's quibble about the details later! Nora, cue it!" Nora popped out of the corner, face split into a manic grin, taking the film slate and holding it open before the camera.
"Take ABC123!" Ren popped out from behind the camera, looking at Nora, the confusion written plainly on his face.
"Nora, its take six."
"That's what I said!"
"No, you said ABC123."
"Yeah, that has six characters in it!"
"…"
"Oh, and one plus two plus three equals six! And one times two times three equals six as well!" Pyrrha placed her hand on Ren's shoulder, shaking her head silently as Ren sighed, swinging himself behind the camera once more.
"Fine. Go ahead Nora."
"Lights, camera, sexy action time!" Nora gleefully slammed the clapper board shut, winking at Ren. Blake stumbled into the center of the screen, thrown off entirely by Nora's last comment, as Jaune just stared at Nora, jaw dropped. Blake shook her head before drawing Gambol Shroud, pointing it at Jaune.
"Back off villain! I am here to rescue the lady and you shall not stop me!" Yang bit her lip, a tiny chuckle escaping her, only Blake's masked glare keeping her from losing it entirely. Jaune stuttered for a moment, before taking a proud stance and pointing Crocea Mors back at Blake.
"You're too late, Blake of the Bella Clan! I've captured this maiden and she will…err…" Jaune quickly stage whispered to the side, hand in front of his mouth. "Wait, what's my line again?" Pyrrha quickly held up a placard with his speech on it, making Jaune nod. "Err, as I was saying, she will serve me for eternity! You stand no chance against my might! Now, prepare to fight!" as Jaune spoke, he slammed his blade into his shield, setting off a loud ringing noise. Blake winced as it hit her sensitive ears, but a sudden yipe from her left made everyone quickly glance to the side. Velvet, who had been sleeping peacefully in the corner, her energy long since having left her, woke up to the sound of the blade impacting the shield, a pure white dust crystal in hand. Velvet looked down at her hand sleepily, before her eyes widened as the crystal glowed. The rabbit faunus winced, giving a silent apology, as massive amounts of snow materialized in midair at the top of the foyer.
Moments later, gravity took its toll, the large piles of snow falling down and burying the entire cast in fluffy white powder, stifling the yelps. Blake managed to pop her head out of the snow, taking a deep breath, and had just begun trying to clamber her way out when the front door opened, revealing Weiss in her immaculate business suit, followed by a chattering Ruby. Ruby instantly paused in mid-sentence, wisely going silent as Weiss took in what she saw before her. As more people began to clamber out of the snow, Weiss took careful note of the camera, the outfits, the kindling that were once tables that Yang had accidentally broken while tied up, and the hastily 'repaired' hole in the wall, a sheet draped over it.
Weiss casually put her hand on her hip, locking eyes with Blake, before speaking. "Which of you is responsible?" Before Blake could react, everyone had pointed directly at the black haired faunus, even Yang (although the blonde did it while giggling). Weiss marched up to Blake, easily striding across the snow without issue, before leaning down to stare directly into Blake's eyes as she sat on top of the snow mound. "I can't believe you Blake. All this time I thought you were the least likely to destroy things, and here you are, trying to do dust knows what-"Weiss was interrupted by Nora waving cheerfully from a pile of snow she was currently trying to shape into a snowman.
"We're making a romance movie! Yang's the helpless maiden and Blake's her ninja rescuer turned lover saving Yang from the dastardly Jaune!" Weiss blinked rapidly, confusion sparking across her face, before an eerie calm settled across it. A slow smile spread across her face as she swiftly reached into her breast pocket and pulled out a small card, flinging it to land before Blake in the snow. Weiss casually strode away, flipping her hand offhandedly at Blake.
"Blake, you get to call him and explain what the hell happened here. Make sure to give details so he knows what needs fixed!...Oh, and I'll be taking a copy of your script. I'm sure it'll come in handy." Blake glanced down at the card, holding it up to read the scroll number, right beneath the words 'Sandy's Home Repair!" Blake blushed, before sighing and picking up her scroll.