A/N: School's been a real bi-atch to me. Homework and tests and all that stuff. And also... I changed the title of the previous chapter.
"...THE FOOD IS MISSING?!" Yoshi screeched.
"NO!" Kirby wailed. "THIS IS NOT OKAY!"
"We need food!" Sonic continued.
"We know." Squirtle said. "Calm do-"
"FOOD!" Yoshi screamed.
"SHUT UP!" Charizard screamed, who then recieved a slap to a face.
Squirtle cleared his throat. "The food suddenly disappeared. I don't know why or how. I just entered the kitchen, and it's gone!"
Pikachu frowned. "Well... How are we supposed to eat?"
"... Go out and buy food?" Fox suggested, head facedown on the dining table.
The blonde laughed, tugging the collar of his jacket. "Uh... What?"
"THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA." The Ancient Minister announced, suddenly appearing in the room. "PIKACHU, WOLF, YOSHI, META KNIGHT. GO GET FOOD."
"What?! Why us?!" Wolf hissed.
"YOU DARE DENY MY ORDERS?!" The Ancient Minister barked.
..What the hell?! Pikachu squeaked in his head.
"We'll retrieve the food. Don't worry." Meta Knight said. He glared at Wolf, and added, "Right?!"
Wolf frowned. "...Fine. Yoshi. Don't eat the food we get."
Said green-haired smasher laughed nervously, scratching his head, blinking his eyes.
"GOOD. NOW GO!"
"Where are we going to get food, exactly?"
"FRED MEYER!"
"...Okay...?" Pikachu replied.
"I WILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT."
"Okay... Let's look at the list..." Pikachu grubmled. "Uh... seven loafs of bread, ten pounds of tomatoes and lettuce, two pounds of potatoes, three bottles of ketchup and mustard..."
"... three bags of sugar, two bottles of vanilla, three bags of chocolate chips," Wolf continued, " two bags of ice, two liters of Coca Cola and Mountain Dew, a liter of Orange Soda and Sprite..."
"... Two rotisserie chicken, ham, gravy..." Yoshi added.
"... five containers of chocolate and vanilla ice cream, three cartoons of milk, and two canisters of whipped cream." Meta Knight finished.
"... DAMN! Are they cooking a feast or something?" Pikachu remarked.
"Let's just get this over with." Wolf muttered.
"I'll get the bread and stuff." The blonde said.
"Guess that means I'm getting the drinks, sugar, vanilla, and shit." Wolf said.
"So, I'm getting the meat?" Yoshi asked. The others nodded.
"And I'm retrieving the deserts." Meta Knight said.
"Alright! Let's go!" Pikachu cried."We'll meet at the entrance!" The blonde grabbed a cart and ran off.
"Oh dear..." Meta Knight groaned. "This is going to be long."
Pikachu plucked the loafs and threw them in the cart. He then trotted to the vegetables... and fruit... and carbohydrates to get the lettuce, tomato, and potatoes. He lastly grabbed the ketchup and tomatoes. He was about to walk to the cash register, when he heard some giggling behind him. The blonde blinked, and glanced over his shoulder. He saw a couple of girls laughing softly, whispering to each other. The females quickly looked at him, then went back to speaking to each other.
Girls... Pikachu thought.
"Um... Excuse me!"
Pikachu groaned, and looked at the girls. The one speaking was also a blonde.
"I was wondering about your hood... It has... Rabbit ears." She said.
Pikachu blinked. What?!
He reached behind to touch said hood, and the girls were right.
...Wow. I never noticed it until Chapter 16, which is day nine. He thought.
"Uh... Look. I gotta go..." He said.
"What's the food for?" The blonde girl asked.
"What are you doing tonight?" Another girl added.
"One: Not for you. Two: Not you." Pikachu said, before leaving the girl's in shock.
The blonde paid for the food, and already saw Yoshi standing at the entrance. Guess he took only seven minutes to retrieve said food.
Wolf dumped the supplies in the cart, grumbling to himself. He slowly pushed it, too lazy to to go at a face pace. He then stopped when he heard a small giggle. It belonged to a female wearing a pink tanktop and booty shorts.
"Hey, handsome. You eating that food alone?" She said seductively.
"No... I'm eating with my friends. Now leave me alone." Wolf snarled shoving her out of the way. The girl huffed, stomping her foot and finally walking away.
Stupid flirters... Wolf thought as he approached the register.
Meta Knight patiently waited in the line. Then there was the sound of uncontrollable laughter. He saw a group of boys, pointing at him and laughing. The contempt knight ignored it, not the least bit bothered by it. He went through the payment and met up with the others. Well... almost all of them. Pikachu wasn't present.
"... You're wondering where blondie is?" Wolf questioned. Meta Knight nodded.
"He got pulled away by what I could only assume are fangirls." Yoshi added.
A screech came running toward their direction, and then came Pikachu.
"LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!" He screamed, pulling his rabbit-eared hood over his head, and pushing his cart.
The other males blinked, confused, then followed.
"We're back..." Pikachu groaned, scratching his head, plopping the food on the kitchen counter.
"Oh! You got the food!" Squirtle exclaimed.
"No shit..." Charizard muttered. "Anyway... Good job."
"...Your welcome!" Wolf hissed.
Squirtle blinked. "Huh?... Uh... Thanks?"
Yoshi frowned. You gotta be kidding me...
Meta Knight sighed. "Well... We'll just leave you and the food."
The four walked out of the kitchen, groaning.
"So, who here almost got attacked by girls?" Pikachu asked. The other three raised their hands.
"Fangirls..." Wolf groaned. "Stupid fangirls..."
"We should just refer to them as girls and not fangirls." Pikachu said.
"Why's that?" Yoshi questioned.
Pikachu glanced left and right. "You'll piss her off."
"...Who?" Meta Knight asked.
Pikachu gulped. "Her!"
Damn right, Piks. You better not call me, the author, a fellow fangirl, stupid.
The blonde gulped once more. "L-Let's just wait for the food to be done... Okay?"
"But... who's this she?" Yoshi was still curious.
"You know what?! NEVERMIND!" Pikachu hissed. "Forget it."
"WHERE THE HELL DID IT GO!?"
The four smashers jumped, screaming. They then ran back to the kitchen, where they saw a worried Squirtle and an angered Charizard.
"The food's gone! AGAIN!" Squirtle sobbed.
"HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!?" Charizard screamed.
"Wait... the food's gone?!" Yoshi cried. "N-OW! WHAT THE HECK, PIKACHU!?"
"Dude... Stop it." The blonde said. "Your obsession with food is starting to scare the ever living shit out of me."
"Well excu-"
"SHUT UP!... We gotta find out who took it."
"...Kirby?"
"Kirby!"
Meta Knight blinked. "Kirby? I refuse to believe such a thing."
"Dude, he's a glutton, so it makes sense." Pikachu explained. "Yoshi couldn't have done it, cause he's right here."
"What about Wario?" Wolf said. "He's a greedy fatass."
"...Alright. Yoshi and I will question Kirby, while you and Meta Knight will question Wario." Pikachu planned. "Deal? Good! Let's go, Yoshi."
"OBJECTION!" Wolf cried.
"NO." Pikachu said sternly. "This is Smash Bros. Not Phoenix Wright." (A/N: Oh, Pikachu...)
"Well, ex-"
"NO!"
"Kirby, can we talk to you?" Pikachu asked.
"I SWEAR I DIDN'T TAKE THE FOOD!" The pink-head shrieked.
Yoshi blinked. "You sure?"
"Y-Yes! I'm sure! You want proof? My stomach is growling! Hear it!"
"What?!"
"LISTEN TO MY STOMACH GROWL!"
"Alright, alright! We'll listen!
The two leaned close to the pink-head's stomach. And it was growling.
"See! I-I haven't had any food!" Kirby cried. "I'M STARVING!"
He then curled up into a ball, crying.
"...We're gonna calm him down, right?" Yoshi questioned.
"Do you even need to ask?"
"Wah?! You think it's me just because I'm fat?!" Wario scoffed. "I have nothing to do with the missing food!"
Wolf frowned. "Yeah, right!"
"I did not! Do you see any food in this room?! NOPE!"
"Where are you hiding it!?"
"NOWHERE!"
Meta Knight gulped. "Okay, okay, okay! We were wrong! We'll leave!"
The masked smasher grabbed Wolf and dragged out of the room, who was howling (A/N: Ya see what I did there?) and kicking.
Pikachu tossed the baseball around, bored. And hungry. It was almost dinner, and everyone in the house was starving. And, of course, blaming innocent smashers. Pretty soon, one of them is going to go insane.
Yoshi looked like he was about to go crazy. He was even resorting to eating paper. And dirt.
Pikachu wondered about the fruits and vegetables, but Pit reveals that they were plucked away. The blonde cursed, as he stomped to his room, angered.
-Month 1:Day 9 Over. Month 1:Day 10 Begins-
Pikachu walked into the dining room, and no one was there, indicating that the food was still missing. He decided to sit down anyway, playing with the utensils.
"Arceus, I'm hungry." He groaned, irritated, banging his head on the table. He lifted it, and blinked at what he saw. A folded note.
He looked around, confused. No one was around. He picked it up, and opened it.
The Thief walks right in the open.
Pikachu cocked his head. "...What?"
He scanned the area. "Who... What... When..."
He sighed and hopped out of his seat, trudging to his room, where he found another note. His eyes widened.
"...The fuck?!"
He looked at what it said.
The Thief is one of you.
"... What the hell does that mean! Of course he's one of us!" Pikachu hissed to particulary no one.
"Hey, shut up!"
...Did you just tell me, the author to shut up!?"
"Sorry! I'll focus on the story."
Pikashu sighed. "Alright. Theif walks in the open and is one of us... The hell does that mean?!"
He left his room to look for Meta Knight, Wolf, and Yoshi. They were all moping in their rooms, and a few other smashers were doing the same. The Ancient Minister sent Squirtle and Charizard to get food, but when they got back, it got stolen. So once Pokemon decided to screw it and watch TV. Pikachu investigated the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw another note. It was in the sink. He ripped it from the area.
Don't look at the obvious ones.
Pikachu scratched his head. Huh... It appears I have an anonymous helper. Alright I should take his advice.
"Alright. The thief is one of us... Hm... Must mean he transformed like me! Alright!" Pikachu pumped his fist.
"Easy! Now... Who's not obvious...?"
Uh... Meta Knight... Meta Knight... Only Meta Knight!
He cracked his fists. "Meta Knight, you are so dead."
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Pikachu." The masked knight said.
"Bullshit! You're the least obvious! You're the one who people would least expect!" Pikachu hissed.
"Pikachu, I swear that I'm not the Food Thief."
Said blonde frowned. "You swear on your life?"
"I swear on my life."
Pikachu sighed. "Fine..."
He slowly walked into the halls, muttering to himself, about to scream and go insane again, when-
"OW! What the hel-Oh! It's another note!... Attached to a rock."
He shook his head. "I'm not gonna ask... Alright. What does it say?"
He Is Not A Villian
Pikachu crumpled up the note and stuffed it in his jean pocket. "I give up!"
The blonde, angrily, stomped off into the Game Room, where Fox, Falco, and Wolf were playing Castle Crashers. Kirby was also there, playing on his DS, along with Toon Link. Ike was on his laptop, muttering to himself.
"Damn it, how many takes can these crystals take?! Fuck!" Wolf hissed.
"Dude, just shut up and we'll beat him!" Fox snapped.
"Can you two stop arguing and help me out?" Falco said, sounding bored.
"Shut up!" Fox snarled.
"Oh, look. The Game Over screen." The once anthro-falcon replied.
"Screw this, I'm gonna take a nap." Wolf muttered, leaving the room, a grumbling Fox soon following.
Pikachu blinked before sitting right next to Falco.
"Dude... I'm hungry."
"I know, Pikachu. Everyone is and why are you stroking my head?"
Pikachu shrugged as he ran his fingers through the dark blue-red streaked hair. "When I get bored, I tend to do weird things."
"Like touching people's hair?"
"Yup."
"I think hunger is getting to you."
"I know."
Pikachu stood up, stretching. "I just hope the theif is caught."
"Maybe the thief is just pulling mind games on us." Falco muttered.
Mind games... Pikachu mused.
"Wait, what do you mean by that?" He asked.
"Well... Uh... I'm not sure. Just something that popped in my mind."
"Mind games...? That's it! I need to use my mind! Thanks, Falco!"
"...Uh... No problem...?"
Pikachu gleefully left the room, trying to find more notes. However, by the time night fell, he found nothing. So he decided to sleep.
-Month 1:Day 10 Over. Month 1: Day 11 Begins-
"Alright... Thief walks right in front of us, turned into a human like me and the others , is not obvious, and is not a villian." Pikachu said. "Okay... Who fits such a description?"
He sighed. "Man. I can't find anyone who fits such a description. This is so complicated! I CAN'T-YOW!... The heck...? Another note? What now?"
You're an idiot. The thief is right in front of you.
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN IDIOT-and I am talking to paper... Alright. I still don't get it... But... Right in front of me... Right in front of-GAH!"
Pikachu whited out!... See what I did there?... Alright. I'll move on.
"Hey, have you guys seen Blondie around?" Wolf asked. "I last saw him yesterday."
"Same here." Yoshi said.
"...Meta Knight. We're going to look for him, right?"
Said smasher nodded. "Yup.
"So... Where are we going to start?" Yoshi questioned.
"Doesn't the mansion have a basement and an attic?" Wolf said.
Meta Knight blinked. "I'm not sure. If it does, it's too obvious."
"Then where are we suppo-YEOW! My head!"
"...Wolf? You okay and why is there a rock on your head?"
Meta Knight plucked said rock, and noticed there was a note attatched to it.
The Kidnapper of Pikachu is also the Food Thief. Look North.
"...What?" He asked out loud.
Yoshi and Wolf peered over his shoulder, reading the note.
"Who wrote this?" Wolf quizzed.
"Someone who is helping us?" Yoshi replied. "But who is this someone? Hm..."
"It's says to look North." Meta Knight said.
"So let's look North."
"Let's... Wait... Does that mean there's actually an attic in the mansion?!"
"I... guess. Let's split up."
Where am I...? And why can't I move?! Heck, why can't I talk! Why can't I see?!
Pikachu tried to move, but realize it was futile.
DAMN IT! Guys, please come! I could use your help!
"What am I gonna do?" A voice asked, pacing around the captured mouse, who twitched.
"Man, I'm so dead... It's alright, though. He promised he wouldn't tell anyone. I just... uh... Man, I'm dead!"
Where have I heard that voic before? Pikachu thought.
"Uh, look, Pikachu. Um... I, er, I'm sorry about this, but I had no choice. I think I'm just gonna go."
Pikachu screamed through the gag, furious. Don't you leave me here, asshole!
The sound of a door closing filled his ears.
God fucking damn it. Why did I have to get kidnapped? By a food thief?! Damn it, you guys better come rescue me fast!
He sighed. Where the hell am I, anyway? It's cold here...
He tried to move again, and he also tried to use his moves to set himself free. Of course, he failed.
Well shit. I've been kidnapped. And I'm starving. Damn it. Where the hell are they?!
"Split up... What a great idea... How are we supposed to find Pikachu like this? We don't even have any way to contact each other." Wolf grumbled.
"This...is bull cr-YARGH!"
The once lupine was knocked out, dizzy.
"...Er... Sorry, Wolf.
"I haven't seen Pikachu. And the Ancient Minister said there is no attic." Meta Knight explained to Yoshi.
The green-head gulped. "And Wolf's gone missing, too!"
"What?!" Meta Knight was shocked.
"What are we gonna do! It's already late! We have no food and two of our friends are kidnapped!"
Meta Knight gulped. "This is not good... We need another n-Ow!"
"Hey, another note! Let's see what it says!"
You idiots. Carefully look North! Read between the lines!
"Read?" Yoshi questioned.
-Month 1:Day 11 Over. Month 1: Day 12 Begins-
... So... I'm not the only one who got kidnapped... Pikachu thought.
"Uh... Pikachu? Can you talk?" Wolf asked, awkward tone in his voice.
Pikachu made muffled sounds to indicate that he was gagged.
"Thought not... Did you see the kidnapper's face?"
The blonde made a growling noise.
"Damn it."
A/N: Pikachu and Wolf got kidnapped by a food thief! No!
... Um.. Er... So... Who do think is the kidnapper? Who do you think is sending the notes? Find out next time! (God, I suck at this!)