A/N: And now we continued to see Wolf and his hidden kindness. By the way, this chapter mentions ponies. Just a heads up.
"B-Pik? You here taking care of Captain?" R-Pik asked as he knocked on the door to Olimar's room.
The door was opened by Y-Pik. "...He's not here."
He then closed the door.
"I'm starting to get worried about B-Pik." R-Pik announced, chewing his lip.
Wolf gulped. "H-Hey, now. Don't worry. W-We'll find him... B-Pik is a he, right?"
R-Pik nodded. "Huh? Ah! Yes!"
R-Pik sighed. "I just wish we can find him ASAP."
Wolf groaned. "Alright. Maybe we just missed him, you know?"
"What do you mean?"
"...Look. Forget what I said... You know, you should keep calm, okay? He's fine, don't worry." Wolf said to the human-Pikimin, patting his back.
R-Pik tilted his head, then nodded. "A-Alright."
He exhaled, then trotted off.
"...Why the hell am I acting nice so suddenly?" Wolf asked himself. He sighed. "Tch. This is a friendship story. I might as well play my role."
He groaned and went to get some food. He made a sandwhich and sat down to eat it.
"Yo, Wolf."
Said smasher blinked. The voice belonged to Ivysaur. His green hair was messy. He also looked completely tired.
"Hm? What?" Wolf asked.
Ivysaur sighed, sounding extremely worried. "W-Well... You see... Today is the day in which the others and I thank Master Red for being such a good friend to us. I got him a gift, and said gift is now gone."
Wolf raised an eyebrow. "It is?"
Ivysaur nodded. "Y-Yes. I'm not sure were it went. It was on his desk for him to see, and I went to check if it was... A-And it's gone!"
Wolf nodded. "Hm. I see. Alright. Let's check out where you last saw it."
"A-Alright."
The green-head led the older smasher to Red's room. It was simple. In fact, it was similar to the game he came from. Ivysaur pointed to the desk that had the PC on. Wolf carefully examined it. The PC looked as if it were slightly was a book nearby, and it was slightly off the desk. Other than that, there wasn't anything out of the ordinary.
"So, it was just sitting here?" Wolf asked.
Ivysaur nodded. "Yes. It was just there. Wrapped up in a box."
"What did the wrapping paper look like?"
"Er...A Clefairy holding a cupcake and Master Ball. It was just a small picture. And like all wrapping paper, its a pattern that repeats."
Wolf nodded. "Alright. I'm going to sneak around the house, and try to find the culprit."
Ivysaur tilted his head. "Y-You sure?"
"Positive!"
"Okay... Th-Thank you, Wolf."
"Huh? Oh, yeah. It's no problem, man!"
Ivysaur thanked Wolf once more before the silver-head left.
Wolf groaned, and sat down in front of the door. "Greeeaaat. Freeeaaaaking great!"
Where do I find a present...? Where CAN I find a present?
He got up to his feet, dusting his self off. Time to play detective... Spy detective!
The silver head tried to find a way to enter the vents. It took him an hour to find one. It was in the laundry room.
"Wait, why did it take me an hour to find it?!" Wolf hissed.
Don't question it! I'm the author! Question me again and I will do terrible things to you! Got it?! And quit stealing Pikachu's job!
"...Fine."
Wolf entered the vents. Surprisingly, it was big enough for him to fit... Please no sexual jokes.
"Okay, can you just narrate!"
Okay, okay, okay! I'll narrate! Damn...
From inside the vents, he could hear conversations. Not many of them were interesting. Most were, of course, arguments Wolf groaned as he peeked through the vents to see if he could find the stolen present. So far... He had no luck. No luck at all. An hour and a half passed, and the gift was no were to be found.
Ivysaur's so going to be pissed off! Wolf groaned. And it's not going to be a happy sight.
"Alright... How am I going to do this?" He asked himself. "Alright... Think, Wolf... Think."
His thoughts were interrupted, by...
"D-Dude, he's gonna kill us!" A small voice squeaked. "Imagine what's gonna happen once he finds out we took it!"
"So? He can't take me down!" A more gruffer voice replied.
"You've seen how scary he can get when he's angry!" The small voice cried.
"Eh, you got a point there, Squirts."
"...Don't call me that."
Wolf's eyes widened. Squirtle and Charizard took it?! The hell?!
"Okay, okay. Gotta tell Ivysaur." He whispered to himself as he began to make his way back to the entrance.
As he began to reach it, though...
"So you've heard our chitchat, eh?"
Wolf froze. Shit!
Charizard was standing in front him.
"Ah... Hey, man! Wassup?" The once lupine greeted. "How you doin'?"
Charizard frowned. "You heard the lil' talk between Squirts and I?"
"I... I don't know what y-you're talking about!" Wolf quickly answered.
The bigger male threw a punch at the silver-head, who immediately avoided it.
"I really have no clue of what you speak of!" He continued. "You're obviously speaking some odd lingo!"
Charizard growled. "Lying bastard."
"I-I-I'm not lying!"
"...Liar."
"I'm not lying!" Wolf cried.
"I know you're lying!" Charizard hissed, then proceeded to use Flamethrower. Wolf yelped and ran off.
This is what I get for being nice?! He screamed in his head.
He managed to outrun Charizard and hide in Pikachu's room. Luckily, the now blonde was there.
"Dude, where did you go yesterday?" He asked, sounding worried. "And what's wrong?"
"Well, Falco and I got lost in a forest yesterday," Wolf explained, "And now I'm trying to find a stolen gift for Ivysaur. Which was taken by Charizard and Squirtle. Charizard found out that I... um, found out about it, and... He wants my head on his wall."
Pikachu blinked. "You need me to distract him?"
"...What?"
"You know! Make sure he doesn't kill you, so you can get the gift back to Ivysaur. I don't mind helping!"
"...Sounds like a plan!"
"Yo, Charizard! How's it hanging?" Pikachu greeted the once flying-lizard. (1)
Said smasher narrowed his eyes. "What do you want?"
Pikachu gulped. "Just wanna know what's going on in your life."
The blonde nervously watched as Wolf silenty crept by the two, and he also looked nervous.
"Really! What's up?" Pikachu asked. "We're all bros here!"
Charizard huffed. "Nothing. I'm leaving."
He was about to turn around, but Pikachu bounced on him, covering his eyes.
"Let's play a game!" He cried, smiling his best smile.
"Pikachu, get off me!" Charizard roared.
"I wanna play a game~"
"GET OFF!
Wolf managed to find Ivysaur, who was in the training room. He panted, and slid to the floor, and the once dinosaur-like Pokemon looked at him, confused.
"Wolf? Are you alright?" He asked.
"Y-Yeah. I found out who took th-the gift." Wolf replied.
"Really? Who?"
"...Your friends. Squirtle and Charizard."
Ivysaur blinked. "What?"
"They took it! I-I heard them talk about it!"
"Ar-Are you sure?"
Yes! I'm positive!"
Ivysaur sighed. "Then why did they take it?"
Wolf paused. Well, crap!
"Hold on, hold on... Remind me somethin'... You bought the gift, right? It's from you, right?"
"Right."
"Did the others get their own gifts?"
"Well, not yet."
"There you go!" Wolf smiled. "They took your gift so they don't have to buy their own!"
Ivysaur nodded. "Huh. Now I see. Alright. I'M GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH THEM."
Wolf jumped at the sudden change in the green-head's voice.
"Dude, calm down! No need to go and break some bones! Just... Yell at them." Wolf suggested.
"Yell at them?" Ivysaur questioned, voice still sounding a bit demonic.
"Yeah! Yell at them! No need to spill blood! Just scold them!" Wolf explained. "It's much better than killing them, right?"
Ivysaur exhaled. "Well... You're right... I'll simply scold them! Scolding good, killing bad."
"Y-Yup! Scolding good, killing bad!" Wolf said. "You got it!"
"Where are they exactly?"
"Er, Pikachu is trying to distract Charizard."
"Time to spill some b-"
"Scold!"
"...Scold some idiots!"
Wolf chuckled. "Scold some idiots... That has a nice ring to it."
Ivysaur angrily sauntered out of training room.
"Well, this is going to be interesting." Wolf mused.
"CHARIZARD!" Ivysaur hissed.
Said smasher froze, Pikachu pinned beneath him, whimpering.
"Shit." The fiery-red haired smasher groaned as Ivysaur appeared before him.
"...You took the gift I bought for Master Red." Ivysaur growled. "Why? And where is it?"
"Yo, Charizard, I hid the gift and HOLY CRAP IT'S IVYSAUR!" Squirtle screeched as he entered the hall.
The green-head frowned. "Hello, Squirtle. May you please give me the gift that I bought?"
"Y-Yeah, s-s-sure!" Squirtle squeaked before running of to retrieve the gift.
"And Charizard, may you please get off me?" Pikachu asked.
"And stop acting like Gary Oak?" Wolf continued.
"Shut up!" Charizard hissed, as he got up to his feet.
"I can't believe you forgot to get a gift for Master Red, and resorted to stealing the one I bought!" Ivysaur barked. "Are you that... That desperate?! How stupid are you!? You... You... You freaking pompous, selfish, idiotic..."
Pikachu shrank as Ivysaur ranted, Wolf just stared.
Ivysaur continued. "... No good, annoying, overrated, mean asshole!"
Charizard gulped. Damn...
Wolf patted Ivysaur's back. "Okay, buddy. I think you've had enough yelling and scolding. When you get the gift back, give it to Red, and calm yourself down."
Ivysaur nodded. "Yeah... Th-Thanks, Wolf."
"No problem, man. No problem."
-Month 1:Day 17 Over. Month 1: Day 18 Begins-
"Dude, are you not hungry or something?" Yoshi asked.
"Hm? Ah... I'm just... Not hungry... And..." Wolf said. "I have been being nice and it's tiring for someone like me to do that."
Pikachu chuckled. "At least you're being nice for a change."
Wolf nodded. "It does feel satisfying. Hey, is Meta Knight still isolating himself?"
"Yup."
"Oh."
"Dude, you look... Terrible. As if you're sick."
"Wha? Man, I'm okay! No need to worry!"
Pikachu frowned. "Dude, you're ill. You're so not okay. Take a nap, man."
"Huh?" Wolf tilted his head.
"Really. You're ill. You need to rest for a while." Yoshi explained.
"O-Oh~"
He sounds so high... Pikachu mused.
Wolf yawned and stretched. "Guys, d-don't worry. I'm fine. No worries. I'll be okay."
Pikachu placed his palm on the other's forehead. "Huh. Not hot... You must... Have a headache, then... Okay."
He patted Wolf's back. "Okey dokey. Do what you do."
Wolf exhaled. "Can do, friend."
Wolf sighed as he sat on the couch, next to Snake, Wario, and Ike. The three were watching what he could only assume was... Ponies. And they had shot glasses. On the table was alcohol.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie!"
"Now!" Ike cried, and the three chugged their drinks.
"That the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
"AGAIN!" Snake cried.
Wolf arched his eyebrow. "...Doing the Trxie drinking game, I see?"
Wario nodded.
"Who gave you guys such an idea?"
"W-Well-hic-Pikachu." Ike replied to Wolf's question.
Of course! Wolf mused.
"Again!" Wario barked, and the three chugged their drinks.
Wolf sighed. "Well, you enjoy that. Just... Don't go crazy from being drunk, 'kay?"
He left the living room to go to the garden, where Sonic and Jigglypuff where. The bluenette was checking on the fruit trees while Jigglypuff was planting flowers.
"Hey, guys. You need help? Wolf asked.
"I'm okay, but thanks for asking!" Jigglypuff replied.
"Sonic?"
"Wha? Oh... Sure, why not." The once hedgehog said. "Just watering the fruit trees. You can water the vegetables, 'kay?"
"Sounds like a good plan." Wolf said.
The once lupine snatched the watering can and started to... Water the... vegetables. I have a lot of repetition in here, don't I? Anyway... Jigglypuff and Sonic didn't question why Wolf decided to help out, considering the fact that they have heard about him being kind. Sure, it may be odd, but at least he's being nice and not a smug ass.
Wolf went back inside after helping the two in the garden, seeing Pikachu and Yoshi. The two also didn't seem question why he helped Sonic when he mentioned that he helped out. However, Pikachu noticed something...
"Dude... I think you're allergic to showing kindness." He stated. "You look like you wanna barf."
"Wha...? Ah... I'm okay~" Wolf replied, smiling. "I'm okay, buddy~"
"You sound... high." Yoshi said.
"H-High?" Wolf tilted his head.
"Drunk, high, ill. You know." Pikachu added. "Yeah, you gotta rest."
"I'm fine~"
"You're starting to concern me!... I-I mean, us!" Yoshi snapped.
Pikachu nodded. "Yeah. As much as I like you being nice and caring, I think you're really starting to become sick."
"Sick because I'm bering nice? How can that be?" Wolf questioned.
Yoshi sighed. "You need to rest. Either that or act like a jerk again."
Wolf groaned, clearing his throat. "R-Really. I'm o-okay. I just have a headache, got it? I have a headache, but I'm fine."
The other two smashers exhaled, and accepted the statement. Sure enough, Wolf seemed to get better throughout the day. He actually wanted to eat again, as well. He made his witty remarks, and still acted very caring. Pikachu and Yoshi shrugged off the feeling of Wolf becoming sick due to being kind.
-Month 1:Day 18 Over. Month 1: Day 19 Begins-
Pikachu woke, and went down the halls. Not expecting...
"J-Jeez! I'm sorry!" Yoshi screeched.
"Sorry ain't enough!" Dedede hissed.
Wolf sighed. "Dedede, I'm sure the lil' idiot didn't mean to."
"OH, YES HE DID."
Pikachu then went to check on Meta Knight before going back to his own room.
Wolf followed the king who was chasing the scared green-head.
"Dedede, you gotta stop. You're gonna make the kid wet his pants." Wolf said.
"Wh-What?!" Yoshi cried.
"He deserves it! He did something to my Master Ball!" Dedede roared.
"I m-made one of your Pokemon hold it!" Yoshi explained.
"Bullshit!" Dedede hissed.
Wolf sighed and went to the once penguin's room to see his Pokemon game. Sure enough, one of his Pokemon, his Dragonair, was holding the Masterball.
"...Idiot." Wolf held it in his hand, trying to find the two smashers who were running everywhere. He managed to track them down to the garden, where they were running around the big oak tree. Yoshi managed to climb up the tree, whimpering.
"Get down here, you Master Ball waster!" Dedede barked.
"Yo, penguin. Your Dragonair has your Masterball." Wolf announced.
The once penguin blinked, and snatched his DS to see proof. Sure enough, he was right.
"Huh. Oh... Sorry, Yoshi." Dedede said before going back to the mansion.
Yoshi exhaled. "Th-Thanks, Wolf."
"Eh? No problem, man." The smasher replied. "Dunno why he didn't check before snapping. Tch. Idiot."
Yoshi smiled as he jumped down. "Hey, you're starting to make smartass remarks while still being nice!"
Wolf smirked. "Of course. It's my job."
Yoshi snickered. "Of course it is. Hey, you wanna grab some food and watch some movies?"
"...Sure, why not?"
And that's what they did. Part way through one of their movies, Pikachu joined in. He then left to check on Meta Knight, and came back. Minutes later, more smashers joined in, enjoying the time. Of course, only Meta Knight was not present. Actually... He wasn't the only one missing. Sonic and Ivysaur were missing, as well. seeing this as a little odd, he decided to investigate, Yoshi and Wolf soon following. It turns out, Sonic was ill, and Ivysaur didn't really feel like socializing, and felt like taking a nap. Pikachu shrugged off Ivysaur's attitude. Yoshi tried to convince him, only to annoy him, eventually leaving Wolf to drag Yoshi away.
In the end, every smasher, except Meta Knight, Ivysaur, and Sonic, were watchings movies while eating dinner and desert.
A/N: End of the arc. It may only have two parts, but it's freaking long. I think. Oh, and, for a lil' heads up about what the next arc will be... It will include the hands. As humans. OH YEAH.
(1)- To me, he looks like a lizard with wings. The other dragon-like Pokemon look like dragons.