A/N: Time to see the hands appear for the first time in this fic! Yahoo! Oh, and a Happy Belated Thanksgiving to all of you!
-Month 1:Day 19 Over. Month 1: Day 20 Begins-
The Ancient Minister's scream filled the air, and he scuttled to his room, slamming the door behind him.
Pikachu blinked as he munched on his toast. "Whaf the hef waf thaf for?"
Wolf nodded. "What the hell was that for?"
Yoshi tilted his head. "I don't wanna know."
"Oh! So you're human, too?" A familar voice stated.
The everyone on the dining room, and turned their attention to the entrance. Standing there were two males, who looked a bit alike. They both had jet, black, clean hair. White tuxedo suits, black ties. The only difference was their eyes. One had calm, pale, blue eyes. The other had crazy, dark, blue eyes.
"...Who are you two?" Charizard questioned in a stern voice.
The one with calmer eyes, chuckled. "Master Hand."
The one with crazier eyes, snickered. "Craaazy Hand!"
The other smashers nearly yelped in shock. So the hands were human, too?
"S-S-So wh-wh-what're you t-t-two doing h-here?!" Luigi whimpered.
"The Ancient Minister did something wrong." Master Hand replied. "Even though we cannot fix the mistake, we're here to... Hm... Observe the situation before leaving."
"Yeaaaa-uuuup!" Crazy Hand added. "Just loooking around~"
Pikachu gulped. "I gotta bad feeling about this."
Wolf groaned. "This is not good. Not good at all."
Yoshi squeaked and hid under the table. The whole room was silent, except for the whimpering from those who were frightened.
"So... How long are you two staying here?" Pikachu asked the two.
"Uh... Er... How long?" Crazy Hand asked the other now-human oversized-hand.
"Three days." Master Hand replied.
"THREE DAYS?!" Link shrieked before running off. Toon Link sighed, and went after him. (1)
"...Three days?" Pikachu pondered as he saw the two flip out.
Master Hand nodded. "Three days, Pikachu."
"YUP! Three days~" Crazy Hand hummed.
"I don't think I can last three days." Yoshi squeaked, poking his head out from under the table. "NOPE! SO MUCH NOPE!"
He then bolted to his room.
Master Hand cocked his head. "Does he usually make puns like that?"
Pikachu nodded. "Sadly, yes. But to the readers, they don't seem to mind."
"Hey, I should make puns like that, too!" Crazy Hand was smiling, a devious smile, that is.
The other now-human oversized hand sighed. "Crazy, please don't. You'll scare the others. We're just here to do some observing."
"N-Not attack?" Pikachu asked.
Master Hand nodded. "Yes. And I'll make sure Crazy Hand doesn't do a thing."
Pikachu rubbed his chin. "You know... You guys are't really hands anymore..."
"Your point?" Master Hand asked.
"It wouldn't make sense for us, including the author, to refer you guys as hands." Pikachu explained.
...Wait, what's that supposed to mean?!... You know what, nevermmind! Continue your dialouge!
"...As I was saying, reffering to you two as hands would be odd. So... Instead of Master Hand and Crazy Hand... What about Master H. and Crazy H.?"
Master Hand scoffed. "Really? Please... I refuse to be called such a name."
Crazh Hand snickered. "Makes sense! Sounds good to me!"
"Wh-What! You actually want to be reffered to by such a dastardly name?!"
"Eeyup!"
"...Fine."
Pikachu smiled. "Alright! Master H. and Crazy H. , welcome to our humble adobe!"
Wolf facepalmed. "...Please excuse my friend's cheesy dialouge."
"Wha... I-I'll show you who's cheezy!" Pikachu hissed before pouncing on the other smasher, ready to throw a Thuder Punch even though Pikachu probably can't learn it and even if he did, it's not his SSBB moveset.
"...Does this usually happen?" Master H. asked.
"Sadly... yes." Charizard groaned.
"...I feel highly uncomfortable." Pikachu whispered.
Yoshi nodded. "Agreed."
Wolf groaned, and glared at Crazy H. "Can we please play Little Big Planet 2 without you hovering over our shoulders?"
"Huh? Oh! Ahahahaha! I apologize~" Crazy H. snickered. "Just wanna see what you three are doin'!"
"Now that you have seen what we are doing,... LEAVE!" Pikachu hissed. "Please and thank you!"
Crazy H. frowned. "What? Why?"
"B-Because it's really uncomfortable!" Yoshi exclaimed. "It's hard to play with you breathing over our shoulders!"
"Agreed... So please leave!" Pikachu added.
"If you do, no fists will fly." Wolf warned.
"Oh, okay~" The once oversized-floating hand trotted out of the room.
The three exhaled as Zelda entered the Game Room.
"I don't mean to interrupt your speed run (2), but have you three seen Link?" Zelda asked.
The others shook their heads. Zelda sighed.
"Why did he run off, anyway?" Pikachu asked.
"Well, the hands-er, the once-hands mentioned three days and..." She trailed off. "He kind of had bad memories."
Pikachu, Wolf, and Yoshi were confused at first, then finally knew what she meant.
"Ah, poor Link." Pikachu chuckled. "But then again, my franchise did things that are almost as disturbing as what he went through."
Zelda huffed. Pikachu snickered. "Ah, sorry. Bad intention."
The princess stormed out of the room.
"Well then... Time to continue our game!" Yoshi cheered.
Squirtle whimpered and hid in the cabinet. Charizard groaned as Master H. observed him make the meals fo lunch.
"So, I suppose you two making the meals is some sort of punishment?" He asked.
Charizard nodded.
Squirtle came out of the cabinet. "He got pissed off cause we were arguing."
"I figure that would be the case." Master H. remarked.
"Wait, what's that supposed to mean?!" Squirtle barked.
"Hm? Oh, nothing, nothing. Don't get your boxers in a twist... Or something." Master H. replied.
Squirtle frowned. "Wh-Whatever... C-Can you just leave us?"
"If that makes you happy, alright." The black-haired male then left.
"Man, I swear, if these guys are going to watch us like hawks..." Charizard muttered.
"Heeeeey, guys! Whatcha doing~"
"Sweet Keldeo..." Squirtle groaned as Crazy H. looked over him chopping some carrots.
"So, whatcha doing?" He asked, again.
"Cooking." Charizard replied. "Now leave!"
"Aw, what? Why can't I watch?" Crazy H. whined.
"We need concentration!" Squirtle hissed. "Now, leave!"
"...Why?"
"Leave... PLEASE." Charizard begged. "We really don't want anyone to bother us!"
"I just wanna watch~" Crazy H. stated.
"PLEASE LEAVE!" Squirtle barked.
"...OKAY!" Crazy H. then left.
"I KNOW ALL OF YOU ARE SADDENED." The Ancient Minister said.
"Not saddened... PISSED OFF!" Pikachu cried.
"Correction... Pissed off and irritated!" Ike hissed. "Three days are too long!"
"THREE DAYS!?" Link shrieked, before curling up into a ball.
"Dude, these two are starting to get on our nerves!" Falco complained.
"Completely on our nerves!" Sonic added.
"I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT IT'S ONLY FOR THREE DAYS. COUNTING TODAY, THIS WOULD BE THE FIRST DAY." The Ancient Minister stated. "ONLY 72 HOURS."
"72 HOURS REMAIN!" Link sobbed. Toon Link and Zelda patted his back.
"I APOLOGIZE, BUT WE MUST DEAL WITH IT." The Ancient Minister exclaimed.
"Y-You gotta be kidding m-me." Luigi gulped.
-Month 1:Day 20 Over. Month 1: Day 21 Begins-
The smashers didn't feel like eating, since Master H. and Crazy H. were at the table, eating along with them.
"48 HOURS REMAIN!" Link screamed, running through the mansion, Zelda and Toon Link trying to calm him down.
"I don't think I'm gonna last." Pikachu groaned.
"I just hope they don't interrupt Meta Knight." Wolf muttered.
"I hope you didn't just doomed us." Yoshi replied.
"Shut up." Wolf said.
Pikachu sighed. "Tomorrow at midnight they're going to leave. So we just gotta hope that nothing bad occurs."
"Agreed." The other two said.
Pikachu got out of his seat. "I'm just gonna check on Meta Knight. Make sure that they don't follow me."
"Sure."
The blonde then walked to the masked smasher's room, and sure enough, Crazy H. started to follow him, causing Wolf and Yoshi to launch out their seats to stop him.
It only took five minutes to them to pounce on him, slowing him down just in time for Master H. to stop them and for Pikachu to finish checking on Meta Knight.
A/N: So, the hands are now humanized and are annoying our other humanized smashers. How nice!
(1)-Majora's Mask references for the win!
(2)- For those who are unaware of the term "speed run", a speed run is which you play a video game and try to beat it in 1-5 hours.
We'll continue this arc about the hands, as humans, annoying the other now human smashers.
