A/N: OH, LOOK! WHAT A GREAT NEW COVER!

Speaking of the cover, I made it on Polyvore. And Meta Knight is the only one who has an actual humanized picuture used. The other guys I had to search pictures for, using different human characters for their humanized form. X.X

Oh, and Meta Knight will return soon... And I'm also typing up an OC Pokemon fic. I'll release later, though. Maybe in the middle of Month 3... Which is a long way... Well, it's either that or another Pokemon-ecs story. And if you have read the Q&A on my bio, you would know what the story is.

...Hey... This is Day 23 of Month 1... Month 1 is almost over!

-Month 1:Day 22 Over. Month 1: Day 23 Begins-

Pikachu yawned as he stepped into the dining room. "Hey, guys."

He sat down in the middle of Yoshi and Wolf. "The first month's almost done."

Yoshi nodded. "Yay!"

"It's about time." Wolf muttered. "I really want to move on to the next month."

"Ditto." Sonic said.

"At least there are no hands to bother us." Pikachu stated.

"Yeah! What could po-OW!"

"Bad things happen when you say What could possibly go wrong? , idiot." Wolf muttered.

Kirby munched on his cupcake. "Mm! That's good..."

He looked at Dedede who was sulking beside him.

"You want to try some?" The pink head asked.

Dedede snatched the treat, and stuffed it in his mouth. Surprisingly, Kirby didn't freak out. Instead, he cleared his throat, shaking, nervous.

"Uh, are you okay?" He asked, lightly poking the king, who shoved him in reply.

Dedede adjusted his hat and robes, and his blue hair was covering his eyes. "I'm... okay."

Kirby gulped. "G-Good to know. B-But you seem like something's buggin' you."

"I said that I'm alright!" Dedede hissed through gritted teeth. "Got it?!"

Kirby quickly nodded. "Y-Y-Yup! Got it!"

Dedede groaned before leaving the room... I don't know which room it is, but he left some room!... Some kind of room... I need to stop dwelling on the room issue now...

Dedede was storming through the halls, really angered. He shoved others out of his way, not bothering to apologize. Not that they mind. Well, Wario did, but he got smacked by Dedede's hammer, landing into Snake which caused both to land into Ike. The three were extrememly pissed off, and chased the once penguin around the Smash Mansion. However, while chasing Dedede, the three somehow crashed into Samus and Zelda... Well, Zelda was in her Shiek form. But the two girls were still angry and beat the crap out of the three.

Dedede eventually found his way to the garden, where he saw Ivysaur checking on the plants.

"...Idea..." Dedede said, smirking. He reached into his pocket, and pulled out a vial.

"Why the hell must this boss be so complicated!?" Wolf hissed.

"Well, he is a Marx Soul rip off." Pikachu muttered.

"A good Marx Soul rip off." Sonic stated.

"Eeyup!" Yoshi added.

"... You twos keep dying." Pikachu said.

"I know, it's weird! You're the one playing Waddle Dee!" Sonic groaned.

"Hey, I'm playing a penguin and I'm don't have many deaths!" Yoshi said. And right as he died, he added, "Yet..."

"Yes! One of the Super Abilties! At last!" Wolf cried.

"Smash 'em, smash 'em!" Samus, who was watching them play, cheered. "Almost dead! You're gonna set a new record, guys!"

"Come on!" Toon Link was excited.

"Almost dead, almost dead!" Luigi was bouncing on the floor.

"HE'S DEAD!" Wolf cried out joyfully.

" 25.55 minutes!" Samus stated. "Not bad, guys."

"I died five times..." Yoshi muttered.

"...Six..." Sonic sighed.

"Once." Pikachu said, grinning.

"Twice." Wolf added, earning a high-five from Pikachu.

Suddenly, there was a crash. Everyone in the game room, flinched. Pikachu gulped, and slowly walked out, saying, "I-I'll check."

Pikachu was shaking as he entered the garden. He yelped and fell on his butt. "I-I-Ivysaur?!"

The green head was lying on the ground, a melon atop his body, some vines draped over his body. Dirt was staining his clothes. He wasn't making a single movement or sound. He didn't even appear to be... breathing. Pikachu scrambled to his feet and ran up to his friend.

"H-H-Hey! Wh-What happened?!" He asked. No reply. Pikachu looked around, getting very worried, almost hyperventilating.

"O-Oh... Wh-What do I do?! WH-WHAT DO I DO?!" He screeched, hands gripping his blonde hair. "WHAT DO I DO?!"

"You should take a nap!" A voice hissed.

"Wh-what?!"

"It's been seven minutes." Yoshi stated, fiddling with the controllers wire-thingy... I don't know what I should call it!

"The must have been an accident." Sonic suggested.

"Might as well see." Wolf replied before he left, heading to the garden. However, as soon as he stepped foot out there, he ran back inside, and said, "Y-Y-You guys gotta see this..."

Everyone in the game room followed the once lupine outside, and gasped at what they saw. They saw Ivysaur lying in the middle of the vegetable patch. A melon was on his head, some vines were on him, and dirt was on his clothing. And lying up against the peach tree, was Pikachu. Vines bounded him there. A pear was in his mouth, as if it were to gag him.

"H-H-Holy..." Yoshi squeaked.

"HOLY SHIT!" Sonic screamed.

"HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!" Samus shrieked.

"A-Are they okay?!" Toon Link cried.

"I-I-uh-er-I hope they are!" Luigi replied.

Wolf gulped, and walked up to the bound smasher, snatching the pear from his mouth, dropping it on the ground. He then started to tear at the vines bounding the blonde.

"H-Hey. Pikachu? Buddy? You okay?" He asked.

"La la love, la la, love makes the world go round~" The blonde said in a dazed voice. (1)

"...Pikachu?"

"Babs seed, babs seed, what we gonna do? Gotta a bully on our tail, gotta hurry gotta bail~" (2)

"PIKACHU!" Wolf then slapped the blond's face.

"... Oh, wha?" Pikachu shook his head, rubbing his temple. "Wh-what the heck?"

Wolf exhaled. He's okay...

He looked over to where Ivysaur was, and saw Sonic and Yoshi checking up on him.

"Hey, Pikachu, do you know what happened to you?" Wolf asked.

The blonde shook his head. "N-Not a thing."

"Ivysaur?"

"...No." The green head replied. "I don't remember anything. One moment, I'm checking up on everything. And the next thing I know, I see black."

Wolf sighed. "I suppose we gotta find out who attacked you two?"

"Y-Ye-ACHOO!" Pikachu squeaked.

"Sick again I se-ACHOOWE!" Ivysaur cried.

"...You two okay?" Toon Link asked, tilting his head.

"I think." Pikachu sniffed. "I-It just suddenly came out... I didn't even feel sick a while ago."

"S-S-Same here..." Ivysaur added.

Both males' voices sounded very stuffy, and had no emotion. Yoshi gulped, and placed his palm on their foreheads.

"O-Oh god..." He whimpered. "Y-You two are... r-really sick!"

Samus exhaled. "I'll take them to the sick bay. Wolf, Yoshi, Sonic. You know what to do."

"Right!" The three males said.

"Making some sauce, makin', makin' some sauce~" Squirtle hummed.

"Please stop singing, Squirtle." Charizard groaned.

"That's what it's gonna make~"

"...Can you stop? Please?"

"Wait... MAKING SAUCE~"

"You done now?"

"Yup!"

Chaizard sighed. "Next time, give me a warning when you're going to sing."

"Okey!"

The two smashers were too busy speaking, and making food, to notice that the kitchen door was openening very slowly.

"...You're going down, motherfuckers." A voice hissed, causing the two flinched. The lights then turned off.

"Ivysaur is going to be okay." Samus stated. "His temp-"

"We only care about the blonde." Wolf interrupted.

Samus frowned. "... Pikachu is fine. Although his temperature is 100, he'll be alright. Give him two or three days."

Yoshi nodded. "Okay. Got it."

Sonic sighed. "We, uh, should look around. You know? Find clues to see who attacked Pikachu... And Ivysaur."

"Right." Wolf said.

"...So where should we start?" Yoshi asked.

"GYAAAAAAAAH!"

"I suggest you check where those screams came from." Samus said. "I'll take care of Pikachu. Got it, boys?"

"Got it." Sonic said.

"Why does almost everything happen at the kitchen?" Sonic muttered.

Yoshi shrugged, then opened the door, which creaked.

"H-H-Holy crap!" He shrieked, falling down on his back. He them quickly scrambled to his feet, and ran inside.

Sonic and Wolf blinked, then followed. They nearly screamed. Squirtle and Charizard were hanging from the ceiling. Some sort of dough was causing them to stick there.

"Th-The fuck?!" Wolf cried.

"How did this happen?!" Sonic yelped.

He exhaled a couple of times. "I-uh, I'm gonna tell the Ancient Minister."

He then ran out. As he approached the Minister's room, he began to get the strangest feeling. The lights occasionally flickering.

"Calm down, Sonic." He told himself.

"Heh, heh... Sorry pal." A voice growled.

"Wh-wha-wait-what?!"

"What's taking him so long?" Wolf groaned.

"...They're sick." Yoshi said, suddenly.

"WHAT?!"

"Yup. They're ill."

"God damn it..." Wolf growled. "Yoshi, stay here. I'm gonna check on Sonic."

"...Okay." Yoshi replied quietly.

Wolf ran to the Ancient Minister's room. What he found was the Minister. Looking over an ill-looking Sonic.

"...D-Don't tell me..." Wolf said as he approached them.

"YES. HE'S SICK. TERRIBLY." The Ancient Minister stated. "WOLF. I AM PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF CATCHING WHOEVER IS DOING THIS. I WILL ONLY ASSIST ONCE THINGS GET OUT OF HAND."

"...R-Right. I'll do it." Wolf said, sighing. He went back to kitchen, and wanted to jump off a cliff once he was there. Yoshi had a pot on his head, and noodles were bounding him. He sneezed.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Wolf cried.

-Month 1:Day 23 Over. Month 1: Day 24 Begins-

"You're probably wondering why I gathered you here." Wolf stated.

"...No." Ike said.

"Not really." R-Pik added.

"...Well, I want to know why." Lucario remarked.

Wolf smirked. "You see, as usual, strange things have been happening. We need to find the cause!"

"I'm leaving. Sorry." Ike announced.

"S-Same here. I am very sorry, guys!" R-Pik said.

Wolf sighed as the two left. He turned to Kirby, who was sitting on a stool in the corner.

"What about you?"

The pink-head shrugged. "I-I'd be happy to help."

"Excellent." Lucario said. "Alright. Let's start."

Dedede hissed in frustation as he saw the three ran off.

"Curses!" He slammed his fist on the table. "Why?"

He groaned. "Fuck..."

He looked up, and saw Red passing by, then gripped the vial in his pocket.

"Might as well do something 'bout this. But not physically towards them." He muttered. "This is what you guys get, anyway."

A/N: Yes! I got it done! Man. Is Dedede creepy when he's mad. "Why is he mad?", you may ask? Oh, you'll see...

(1)- Reference to the Powerpuff Girls.

(2)- Reference to My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic.

Kirby has an important role in this arc.