A/N: Let the bipolarish!Pikachu arc continue. And yeah, hush darlings, it's been some time. I have school and a story on fictionpress to work on. I want Pokemon Y. I NEED A 3DS BY OCTOBER 2013!
"Okay, deep breaths, Piks." The blonde said. "You gotta apologize unless you want the Ancient Minister to kill you."
He inhaled, and exhaled. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
"Alright. Let's try... Ahem... Pichu, I am SO. NOT SOR- GOD FREAKING ARCEUS!" Pikachu screamed. "WHY THE FRAXURE MUST THIS BE SO HARD?!"
He slammed his head on his desk. "Mew must hate me."
Okay, I'll stop with the Pokemon stuff... Anyway! Pikachu groaned as he got out of his room, nearly stumbling. He cursed to himself.
"How the hell am I going to do this?" He muttered. "I keep switching my personality! AAAH! Mespirit, please stop doing this to me!"
He fell on his knees. "Arceus, please tell Mespirit to stop! Gyaaaaaargh!"
The other smashers looked at him, confused. The younger ones were laughing, the males were laughing, and the females were concerned. Wolf, Meta Knight, and Yoshi were sighing.
"Dude, he's going insane." Wolf muttered.
"Like Meta Knight did!" Yoshi remarked.
"I hope it won't happen again during my special arc." The masked male said as he approached Pikachu. He lightly poked the blonde's back.
"Pikachu? Are you alright?" Meta Knight asked.
"FUCK!" Pikachu hissed.
"...I guess not."
"FUCK!"
"Pikachu, calm down."
"GOD DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN TO CHARIZARD?!" (A/N: Remember, I ain't a Charizard Fan. COME AT ME, FANBOYS... And Fangirls!)
"Pikachu!" Meta Knight snapped, slapping the blonde.
"...WHAT THE HELL?!" He cried.
"You were going insane." Meta Knight stated, then added, "Again."
"S-So?!" Pikachu barked. "I-I'm just... hnnng, fala, melo, froak, che, moaaakle."
Not again... Meta Knight groaned.
"Pikachu? Are you sure that you're okay?" He asked, more calmly. "You should just take a rest, instead of taking out your anger then apologizing."
Pikachu blinked, tilted his head, looking at Meta Knight, then proceeded to use Thunder on the masked smasher.
"Sorry, Mety! I had no choice!" The blonde cried. "I still feel a bit angry! Now I gotta find two more folks to hurt!"
"Son of a mother fucking bitch!" Meta Knight screamed, causing Yoshi and Wolf to jump. The knight continued to unleash every colorful word in his vocabulary.
"...Yoshi." The silver-head said.
"We're gonna have to stop this?" The green-haired smasher replied.
"Yup."
"I'll go to Pichu? You'll go to Pikachu?"
"Sounds good."
"Pikachu? Buddy?" Wolf called as he walked around the mansion which I swear is a freaking maze yet they seem to know where everything is... Moving on...
He ended up in the room that had a Vending Machine, a pool table, and a plasma screen TV. And in the room, was a beaten Falco and Mewtwo. Yeah. Mewtwo. Mewtwo got his ass kicked by Pikachu. Sure, Mewtwo is, uh, humanized because of the plot of this little fic, along with Piks, but the poor legendary got his ass kicked by someone who was once a mouse. A mouse. A freaking m-
"I. GET IT!" Mewtwo hissed.
...Sorry. Jeez. Anway!
"Let me guess, Pikachu?" Wolf asked.
"Yeah. Why are you even asking?" Falco replied. "Didn't she just explain that Pikachu did it?"
"Oh, shut up!" Wolf snapped. "Man! Do you know where the moron went? I'm trying to snap some sense into him."
"He said he went to apologize to Pichu or something." Falco explained, rubbing his head.
"I think he mentioned that he was going to attack one more person, too." Mewtwo added.
Wolf groaned. "God damn it... By the way... Mewtwo... How did you-"
"Don't ask." Mewtwo interrupted.
"He has a point." Falco said.
"Just don't ask." Mewtwo growled as a Shadow Ball appeared in the palm of his hand. "Or else."
"...How did you get your ass kicked by someone who was once a mouse?" The two StarFox characters asked.
"...Both of you are dead."
"Hey, calm down." Yoshi said.
"B-But, it's my fault that he-he's doing it!" Pichu cried.
"Dude! That was wrong!" Yoshi groaned.
"I-I'm sorry!" Pichu wailed.
"...Dang it." Yoshi muttered. "I made things worse."
There was a cry from the smash mansion, and it was possibly from Ike. Or Fox. Wait, he was already attacked. Yeah, let's go with Ike. Unless he got attacked, already, but who cares! And Pikachu soon came running out of the mansion. He ran up to Pichu and plucked him from the ground. He hugged him.
"Oh! Pichu! I... I..." The older blonde then threw the younger to the ground, whirled around, and trudged off. "I WILL BE RIGHT, FUCKING BACK CAUSE I DON'T WANNA APOLOGIZE TO YOU JUST FUCKING YET!"
Pichu sniffed. "See! I-It's my fault that he's like that!"
Yoshi facepalmed. "Okay. Time for Plan B."
"So, what do you guys want and why are they here?" Pikachu asked.
"Apologize to them. Right. NOW!" Yoshi hissed, pointing to the ones that Pikachu has injured.
"I already did." Pikachu said.
"But your apology was fucking stupid!" Wolf snapped, wanting to break Pikachu's neck.
"...Oh." The blonde replied. "Right... Uh... Ah... Ha, ha, ha."
He looked at the other smashers, smiling weakly. "Er, I... Look, I'm extremely sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you guys! I know that you were possibly sent to the sick bay, and I really didn't mean for that to happen! I know hurting you guys just to let out steam in order to apologize to a kid is wrong, yet I did it. It was a huge mistake! I'm sorry! Look, I-I'll make it up to you somehow! Okay? H-How about I cook you some steak and seasoned mashed potatoes? Does that sound nice? If not, then I can do something else! A-Again, I'm so sorry! Never again will I ever hurt you for my own purpose! Sorry!"
The smashers looked amongst each other, nodded, and smiled brightly at Pikachu. The patted his head softly, some hugged him, and accepted his apology. They then went back to the mansion. Pikachu exhaled.
Wolf gave him a Good job! pat on the back. "Nice job, Piks."
The blonde blushed. "Thanks, man. I didn't know I had such words in me. Now, time to apologize to Pichu! But first..."
SMACK!
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Wolf hissed, rubbing his cheek.
"I had one little piece of anger left in me so I decided to release it on you." Pikachu replied as he walked away.
He soon came across Pichu, who was still sitting beneath the big, tall tree. Pikachu sighed and sat next to his friend.
"Pichu. Look... I... I-I'm sorry, dude. I didn't mean to slap you. I got out of hand." He said. "I was just so mad. But I let my anger get the best of me. I'm so sorry little buddy. How about I make it up to you by a little play-date? Sound good, pal?"
Pichu sniffed, and looked at his friend. Pikachu smiled, and Pichu smiled back, then gave him a hug.
"I-I'm sorry, too, Pikachu." The younger blonde cried. "I didn't mean to lessen your chances of living!"
"It's okay, bud. It's okay."
-Month 1:Day 29 Over. Month 1: Day 30 Begins-
"Tomorrow is the last day of Month One." Wolf muttered before taking a scoop of his cereal.
"Wonder what our results will be." Yoshi said.
"I hope their good." Pikachu added.
"We better make it good with this day, then." Meta Knight stated.
A/N: D'aw! Wasn't Pikachu so adorable? Yeah, he stopped his letting-out-steam thing part-way through, but at least we had some friendship! Well, time to start the next chapter, which will be the Month 1, Days 30-31. Month 2 is close at hand, guys. And this fic is going to be long. Very long.
