A/N: Month One's last days are finally here, which means Month 2 will start soon. So, it's time. Let's see how this day goes. And yeah, I kept ya waiting. I know. I'M SICK, GIVE ME A BREAK!

Normal. The morning was pretty normal. Nothing wrong, nothing bad. Just... normal. And it seemed that way until...

"SCREW YOU!"

"YOU DESERVED IT!"

"BOTH OF YOU TWO SHUT UP!"

"NO, YOU SHUT UP!"

Pikachu, Meta Knight, and Yoshi groaned.

"Oh no." The blonde groaned.

"Why?" Yoshi whined.

"...I have to go, don't I?" Meta Knight asked.

"Yeah." The other two said.

Meta Knight sighed. "Alright. But if I die, I'm coming back to haunt you guys."

He groaned as he got up from his seat and headed to the Game Room. And who's fighting? Why Fox, Falco and Wolf, of course! They were throwing curses and insults at each other, with a concerned Kirby trying to stop them. The pink-head was slightly panicking, he looked at the three, biting his lip. He took a deep breathe, and pulled out a mic before...

"SHUT UP OR ELSE WE'LL DIE!" He screamed at the three, who all stopped.

Kirby exhaled a few times before coughing. "Now... C-Can you three please not fight. We all need to take part in making the last few days great."

The three blinked, gaping at him. Meta Knight came into the, er, talk?... Anyway, he pulled Galaxia, and cleared his throat.

"You three heard him." He growled. "Calm. Down. Why were you fighting?"

Wolf and Falco pointed at Fox, who looked like he wanted to shower them with bullets and lasers.

"Hoo... Make up. Apologize, now." Meta Knight ordered. "Or. ELSE."

The three once athros sighed, and muttered apologies to each other. Meta Knight groaned.

"...Y-You know, I'm just going to take that apology. Don't fight. Really." He stated. "I seriously don't want to play Father that needs to stop kids from fighting."

"...Kids?" The three males asked.

"That's what you're all acting like." Meta Knight replied, frowning. "Now... Please. Stop."

"...Okay." Falco said.

"...Got it." Wolf added.

"...Sure." Fox finished.

Meta Knight nodded and finally left the room, Kirby following.

"Nice job trying to stop them, Kirby." The masked smasher said.

"Really?! Thanks!" Kirby replied, grinning, before running off. And that's when he screamed. Meta Knight groaned and ran to where he heard the scream, which was in one of the many halls. It was Dedede, who was smacking the pink-head with his hammer. He was pissed.

"You stole my food!" The king hissed.

"S-Sorry!" Kirby cried.

"For Plasma Wisp's sake..." Meta Knight muttered. "DEDEDE! KIRBY! IF YOU THREE DON'T MAKE UP, I'LL RIP BOTH OF YOU IN HALF!"

"...okay..."

"For Mew's sake, why are you three fighting?!" Pikachu hissed at the three Kanto Pokemon.

They were glaring at each other, clearly wanting to kill... each... other...

...Uh...

ANYWAY!

The three were about to attack each other when Pikachu used Thunder on all of them.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!" He shrieked. "YOU'RE GONNA KILL US, GOD DAMN IT!"

He crumpled to his knees, sniffing. "Wh-Why do you guys fight? Wh-Why can't you m-make up and n-not fight? W-We'll die if y-you do."

The three looked at him.

"Charizard! Look what you did!" Ivysaur hissed.

"You made him cry!" Squirtle added.

"WHAT?!" Charizard barked.

Pikachu frowned. A-Are you s-serious?!

"L-Look, guys..." He started.

"SHUT UP, YOU ANNOYING TURD!" The three hissed. Pikachu's eyes widened. He sighed.

"Y-You know what, forget it. All of you guys are just... i-idiots." He rasped, sniffing. He stood up. "J-Just... f-forget it."

He then left the kitchen, sighing. "Just... fight... Die... Whatever."

The three blinked, looking at each other, before chasing after the mouse... Er, once mouse.

"P-Piks, wait!" Charizard cried. "H-Hold on, dude! W-We're sorry!"

"...Got any three's?" Yoshi asked.

"Go-Fish." Bowser muttered. "Hey, small-fry, got any ace's?"

"...Go-Fish." Lucas replied. "Ness, do you have any sixes?"

"Ah, Go-Fish." Ness said.

"FUCK YOU GUYS!" Pikachu hissed as he stopped through the living room.

"We-we said we were sorry!" Squirtle cried.

"Y-Yes! W-We truly are sorry!" Ivysaur added.

"D-Dude, we'll make it up to ya!" Charizard continued.

"...NO!" Pikachu screamed. "FUCK. NO!"

He then stormed off to his room. "Mother freaking... Meloetta, Keldeo, Kyurem, fuck cheese nuts..."

"You guys done goofed, didn't ya?" Ness and Lucas said.

Squirtle sighed. "What do we do?"

"I dunno." Bowser said.

"You're the ones who made him angry." Yoshi added.

"...Oh. Right." The three Kanto Pokemon said.

"COME BACK HERE, YOU TWO!" Meta Knight screamed as he chased a worred Kirby and Dedede.

"...This is bad." Yoshi muttered.

"Hey Meta Knight-" Wolf couldn't finish his sentence.

"KIRBY. DEDEDE. WHERE. TELL ME!" Meta Knight hissed. His eyes were red.

"...D-Didn't see them." Wolf whimpered. Meta Knight growled and ran off. Pikachu came trudging by.

"Yo, Piks-" Again, he couldn't finish.

"Don't. Talk. To. ME." The blonde growled, not looking at him, walking to his room.

"Okay then..." Wolf muttered. Yoshi then came running up to him.

"...You're not gonna yell at me in demonic tone, right?" Wolf asked.

"D-Don't worry." Yoshi said. "Look, we gotta fix some problems. Pikachu is fighting with Red's Pokemon, and Meta Knight wants Dedede and Kirby dead."

"Well shit... Can we rest first?"

"...Eh. Why not?"

-Month 1:Day 30 Over. Month 1: Day 31 Begins-

"Pikachu? Buddy?" Wolf yawned, lightly knocking on the door. The blonde answered it. He was glaring.

"Oh. It's only you." He said. "If those three are asking for me, then tell 'em I don't wanna speak with them."

Wolf groaned. "Dude, what did they do to tip you off?"

Pikachu frowned and slammed the door shut... Well... Was about to, but Wolf stopped it.

"Okay, okay. Stop. J-Just stop. I don't know why they did to piss you off, but just... Make up with them."

"No."

"... Okay. Wait here." Wolf said. He ran off the the kitchen. He busted through the doors.

"You three! APOLOGIZE! OR ELSE!" He hissed to the three Pokemon characters. "I WILL SHOOT ALL THREE OF YOU!"

The three shrugged, and said okay. They all walked off to Pikachu's room. The blonde glared at the three.

"Well?" He rasped.

"...We didn't mean to call you an annoying turd." Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard said, smiling.

Pikachu titled his head. He exhaled. "Y-You know... You three... I know you hate each others' gut sometimes, but... That wasn't... Necessary... And..."

"It was wrong." The three replied.

The blonde sighed. He smirked. "Okay. I guess I'm cool. For now."

The other three Pokemon characters grinned, and the four did a group hug. Wolf chuckled.

"M-Meta Knight, please c-calm down." Yoshi begged.

Meta Knight growled, glaring at Dedede and Kirby who were cowering behind Yoshi.

"Why?" He simply asked the green-head.

"I-I'm sure they d-didn't mean it!" Yoshi squeaked. "A-And didn't you learn from th-the first time?"

"First time?" The masked smasher was confused.

"YOU WENT INSANE AND NEARLY KILLED EVERYONE!" Dedede cried.

"...Oh." Meta Knight's eyes went back to normal. "I forgot... I-I apologize."

"Eh? I-It's okay!" Kirby said.

Yoshi was smilinh. "Mission accompli-"

KABOOM!

"...DANG IT!" Yoshi screamed.

Pikachu. Wolf. R-Pik. Sonic. All clinging to a tree. Bowser trying to knock down set tree. Yoshi and Meta Knight came in, holding Smash Balls... Yoshi then took Meta Knight's, storming up to Bowser.

"Stop. Apologize. NOW." Yoshi threatened.

"...OR WHAT?!" Bowser hissed.

Yoshi crushed the Smash Ball. His wings sprouted. Fire spewed from his mouth. Using this as a distraction, Wolf shot at Bowser and PIkachu used Thunder on him, knocking him out.

"...Not what I wanted, but okay." Yoshi said as the four smashers landed next to him. Bowser groaned.

"Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill you." He growled.

Sonic grabbed the Smash Ball, crushed it, turned into Super Sonic, and tried to hit the once Koopa.

"Gah!" Bowser hissed, avoiding every hit. "Okay, okay! I won't attack you guys! STOP! DAMN IT!"

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" Sonic taunted.

"SHUT UP!" Pikachu hissed.

"YOU!" Sonic cried.

"BOTH OF YOU!" R-Pik cried.

"KNOW MY POWER!" Meta Knight shouted.

They all stopped. "...What?"

Everyone gathered in the Ancient Minister's room. It was spacious.

"NOW. I HAVVE GATHERED ALL OF YOUR RESULTS." He stated. "ARE YOU READY?"

There was a chorus of yes's.

"...YOUR RESULTS ARE... ADEQUETE."

Silence.

"...YOU DID OKAY."

Cheering.

"BUT TRY TO DO BETTER. OR ELSE. NOW, OUT!"

Everyone filed out, smiling and talking.

"We did it!" Pikachu cried. "Month One was a sucess!"

"YAY!" Yoshi cheered.

"I must say, we make a good team." Meta Knight said.

"That probably means we're going to stop most of the problems." Wolf added. "Or be a part of them."

...

"FUCK." The four said.

-Month 1:Day 31 Over, Month 2:Day 1 Begins-

"Ah. A new month." Pikachu said. "What could po-"

"WE'RE GOING ON A SHORT VACATION." The Ancient Minister announced.

...

"WHAT?!" Everyone cried.

A/N:... I finally have Month 1 Done... Now... Month 2... Hoo boy... Let the chapters for that begin... Next time. Yeah, the fic is getting a bit repetetive, but it's going to change up a bit. The zany issues and arguments vary, ya know. And plus, isn't that the basic concept/plot of this fic?