A/N: I have finally written! YES!
"F-F-Four hours?!" Pikachu screamed.
"YES. FOUR HOURS." The Ancient Minister said. "THAT IS HOW LONG THE DRIVE BACK WILL BE."
"Well... I'm going to use this time to get some sleep." Wolf stated. "If anyone disturbs me, I'll rip them in half."
He exhaled, and leaned against the chair. I think I should mention that Pikachu is sitting next to him, with Meta Knight and Yoshi behind them.
"Four hours... Well, I have Kid Icarus:Uprising!" Pikachu cried, taking out his 3DS. "Time to play!"
Meta Knight looked out the window, enjoying the scenary, wishing that the only sounds being heard would be the cars whizzing by, inside voices, and Pikachu's game. And for the first ten minutes, it seemed like that. Until...
"99 Zubats in a cave~" Pichu sang, but couldn't finish due to Falco pulling duct tape out of nowhere, slapping some on his mouth and body.
"There we go." He said, sighing, happy.
"99 Zubats in a cave!" Jigglypuff and Squirtle continued.
"Oh my god, if you two don't shut I will throw you off this bus!" Bowser hissed, causing them to pipe down.
The bus was soon quiet, with the exception of Pikachu's game and Wolf's light snoring. And sadly, the silence was killed.
"OOOH! I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!" Pichu screamed. Yes. Screamed, not singed. "TO CA-"
"SHUT UP!" Dedede hissed.
...
"IT'S NOT ALWAYS BLACK AND WHITE!" Pichu screamed.
Dear Arceus, how long until this ends?! Lucario sobbed in his head.
After knocking out Pichu, Mewtwo soon asked how much time they had left. Apparently, they had three hours left. And boy, they're not having any of that! Pikachu slammed his 3DS shut, placed it in his bag, and banged his head against the window.
"Just... Just sleep, Piks. Yeah." He said to himself before announcing that anyone who disturbs him will be pushed off a cliff.
At this point, everyone in the bus tried to stay quiet. But, of course, due to plot and all... They couldn't.
Kirby and Pichu were having a Poke War, Dedede and Bowser were in a serious Rock-Paper-Scissors Match, Squirtle was freaking out over the scenery and Sonic was constantly asking if they were home yet. Yoshi tried to plug out the noise, and Meta Knight wished to jump out the window. Sighing as the bus came to a stoplight, he stood up, breathed in, and screamed, causing everyone, and I mean everyone, to turn their attention to him.
"...Please... Please, PLEASE... Be. QUIET!" He hissed. Everyone in the bus nodded as Meta Knight sat back down. Pikachu and Wolf sighed, happy to know that they could sleep with no noise.
...Okay, yeah, that's bullshit. Somewhat. There was noise, but it wasn't at a max volume. Just simple talking. About-
"I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!" Squirtle cried.
"...I need air. I can't stay cooped up in this bus." Falco added.
"Fine. We're approaching a rest stop, anyway." Charizard announced. "In ten minutes."
There were groans, but they were silenced with Meta Knight's glare of death. Soon, the ten minutes passed by, and the bus stopped at the rest stop. Everyone immediately filed out. Squirtle headed to the bathroom as soon as he jumped out of the vehicle. Falco took deep breaths, stretching, relieved to have some air. Pikachu was throwing rocks at birds.
...Hold on, what now?
The blonde was flinging stones at random crows, snickering at their cawing and fleeing. And then the birds started to peck him, causing the blonde to run around, screaming for help. He soon ran in the bus, and the birds stopped, as if they had a fear of vehicles. Pikachu released a sigh of relief as he sat down, deciding to never mess with birds again.
After fifteen minutes, everyone returned to the bus, and the ride back continued. Apparently, they only had one hour left. And how do they spend it?
"Hentai." Wolf said.
"... Yaoi." Pikachu replied.
"Yuri."
"Anime."
"... Otaku."
"Sakura-con."
"Comic-con." Yoshi stated, interrupting their game... If you could call it that.
"Autographs." Meta Knight said.
"Actors." Yoshi continued.
"Actresses." Wolf added.
"Tara Strong." Pikachu exclaimed in a proud tone.
...
"Fuck you." Wolf finished, frowning.
"Love you too, buddy." Pikachu replied, smirking, patting the other's back.
"Now what? Your entertaining game is over so I have no show." Bowser muttered.
"I spy something yellow!" Yoshi stated.
"My jacket?" Pikachu replied.
"Ooh, you're good!" Yoshi said. "Hm... I spy something yello-"
"My jacket."
"...Dang it. Uh, it's yel-"
"It's my jacket OKAY, my turn!" Pikachu said, slapping a random piece of duct tape over Yoshi's mouth. "I spy something blue!"
"The sky?" Pichu suggested.
"WRONG ANSWER!" Pikchu cried. Duct tape was placed over Pichu's mouth.
"My hair and if you dare tape my mouth shut I will skin you alive." Falco hissed.
"W-Wrong, sorry." Pikachu squeaked.
"My clothes? And do NOT tape my mouth shut. Please." Meta Knight said.
"...Yeah. You got it." Pikachu said.
"Let's play the who can keep their damn mouth shut the longest game!" Wolf suggested, ripping the tape off Yoshi and Pichu's mouth. "Whoever loses gets duct tape on their mouth, will be tied up, and will stay in the back of the bus until this ride ends! Only exception is the Ancient Minister and Charizard! Game starts now!"
"W-Wait a sec!" Yoshi cried. Ivysaur slapped tape on his mouth, around his body, and threw him to the back of the vehicle.
For a half an hour, no one said a word. And it was killing everyone who was playing. Pikachu was banging his head against a window, Fox was in a feedle position, Bowser was making some beats using his legs as drums, Sonic looked like he wanted to scream, and the Pikmin were trying their best to not talk to one another. Few minutes later, everyone looked like their were about to lose their sanity, so the Ancient Minister told them to end the game, with Yoshi as the loser. And he must not talk until the day ends. Finally, they reached home. And guess what? Everyone there was relaxing and eating take out. The mansion was surprisingly in good shape, nothing was wrong... Except for Ike who was locked in a closet with apple cores and cherry stems in front of him.
-Month 2:Day 4 Ends. Month 2:Day 5 Begins-
There was a sound of splashing... Splash. Splash. Splash. Drip. Drip. Drip, went the sound of drops of water. Cursing and vulgar language was roaming around. And Link, who was soaked with water, marched into the dining hall, obviously angered. He was holding a banana peel.
"Why was this near the pool?" He asked, irritated.
"...We have a pool? When did this happen?" Yoshi asked.
"This was near the pool, and I slipped." Link explained. "Who would eat a banana in the pool?"
"I dunno." Ness said.
A/N:*throws confetti at riverraiden* Thanks to you, I have food for my dying plot bunnies! ='D