A/N: Insanity is all around us! And, again, sorry about keeping you waiting.
So while Meta Knight was crying like a baby, Wolf and Pikachu were playing video games on their 3DS's.
"Ah! I love that my game is fixed! EH! GHOST! C'MERE!" Pikachu exclaimed. "YEAH~"
Wolf chuckled. "You're enjoying that too mu-fuck, I died."
Pikachu snickered. "Should have paid attention."
"...Shut it." Wolf shut his 3DS. "I'm gonna read on my kindle. I'm in the middle of Farenheit 451, so don't disturb me!"
Meta Knight sobbed. "MY MASK!- Hey, have you three seen Yoshi?"
The other two shook their heads. Meta Knight tilted his. "Oh. Now, where was I... Ah! Yes. MY MASK! I MISS YOU!"
Wolf sighed. "Oh brother... Huh. So he dies?"
"You're at that part?" Pikachu asked. Wolf nodded. "Ah. Well, don't get your hopes up for the ending. It's kinda meh." (1)
"It can't be that bad." Wolf remarked.
"It isn't bad persay... It's just... Disappointing." Pikachu exclaimed. He looked around. "I really wanna know where Yoshi went."
The Ancient Minister carefully watched the monitors. Everything seemed fine. Laughter, smiling... Except Meta Knight's sobbing, but that didn't matter. He nodded to himself.
"PERFECT." He stated. "PEACE. PURE PEACE."
He then continued his observing, feeling positive about the results. Then came the screams.
"WHY ARE THERE SPIDERS IN MY HAIR?" Peach cried.
"WHY ARE MY CLOTHES PINK?" Ike shrieked.
"WHY IS THERE A KRABBY MUTILATING MY NIPPLE?!" Red screamed.
From where they were at, Pikachu and Wolf gulped. Meta Knight's sobbing ceased. They looked at one another. "Yoshi."
They scrambled to their feet, trying to find the green head. They had no luck so far.
Pikachu entangled his hands in his hair. "Ooh... I swear, if he's doing what I think he's doing..."
Meta Knight sighed, using his cape to wipe the sweat that caused his bangs to cling to his face. "I believe he is."
"So... WHERE. IS. HE?!" Wolf growled.
"Hey guys."
... They whirled around. "YOSHI?!"
Said green haired boy smiled. However, his hair was slightly messy. His eyes seemed to have a different tone and color. Lastly, he had a brown cape-blanket-thingy around his body. "What's up?"
"What did you do?" Meta Knight asked in a dark tone.
Yoshi tilted his head, shyly kicking his foot. "The human smashers haven't been suffering enough. Therefore, I will fix that issue."
"So you pranked them?" Pikachu deadpanned.
Yoshi nodded. "But... That's not all."
He looked away from the others. "You see, the day after tomorrow, they have a party planned for us, a... Congratulations party for us making it this far into the three months. I heard about it from Zelda. They're making a cake for us and only us. I plan on... Doing something to it. Not only that, but I plan on crashing the party in other ways. They will be blamed for it, and we may get off easy."
He looked back, and boy, the look in his eyes was not pretty. "Cool plan, huh?"
Wolf frowned. "No, not okay! Pikachu, Meta Knight. Grab him!"
Yoshi cackled. "Nope!"
He drew his cloak-thingy over his head. He was gone.
"...HOLY FUCK." Pikachu gasped.
Somewhere, Yoshi laughed. "Like it? Invisibilty cloak. They exsist. I have some sources... AKA, Kamek."
"Yoshi, your plan is foolish. Just foolish." Meta Knight stated. "No offense, my friend, but your plan is foolish!"
"IT'S NOT!" The once-dinosaur snapped. He relaxed. "Aren't you tired of us being the only ones suffering during these three months? I am! Plus... I want to be more known that you three!"
"You'll be known... Known for screwing us over!" Wolf hissed.
"Suck it, losers!" Yoshi cried, before running off, unseen by his friends.
The three didn't know what to do.
Pikachu looked at the other two. "Well... This kinda escalated quickly."
Meta Knight sighed. "I can't believe that he's seriously doing this."
"Guys. Do you think that he snapped?" Wolf asked.
Meta Knight and Pikachu gaped. "Oh no."
With the cloak still around him, Yoshi grinned. Pit, Luigi, and Snake were checking off decoration supplies, the Ancient Minister nodding in approval. After he left, Yoshi silently laughed to himself, and snuck by, undetected. Almost.
"Hey, Yoshi!" Pit called, causing the sneaky male to freeze. "You here to check stuff out?"
The green head cleared his throat. "Yes."
"Well... We have all the tables and decor." Luigi explained.
Snake nodded. "That leaves the food."
Yoshi grinned. "When are they making the treats?"
"Tomorrow and the day after, I guess?" Snake replied.
"OKAY!" Yoshi exclaimed, running off.
...
"What was with that cape?" Snake muttered.
"I thought it was pretty flashy." Pit stated.
"You think everything is flashy." Luigi remarked.
"Nuh-uh!" Pit snapped.
Snake sighed. "No. Don't."
"Yuh-huh." Luigi barked.
"Fuck." Snake groaned.
Now, if these three were paying attention, they would have heard a slight noise emitting from a nearby bush, with a light beeping to follow it. Running footsteps came, and then the kaboom finished it.
"Oh man. This can't be good." Pikachu groaned, pacing around his room.
"It's... It's only Yoshi." Meta Knight reassured. "I-I'm sure he can't do much."
Wolf nodded. "Yeah, we can stop the guy."
"I'm not worry about that. I'm worrying about what will happen when Wolf goes insane." Pikachu explained, causing the albino to frown. "But you never know. You've heard of the saying... It's always the quiet ones..."
"He wasn't quiet, though." Wolf pointed out. "He's never quiet."
"True, true." Pikachu muttered. "But still... We need to stop him - did anyone hear that kaboom."
Meta Knight looked around. "Wha... What in the world...?"
Wolf sniffed. "...SMOKE."
Pikachu bolted up. "He landed his attack! Let's go!"
The three moved out, running to the backyard, seeing the unconscious Snake, Pit, and Luigi, clothes burnt, decor ruined.
Pikachu gulped. "Oh no... He's serious."
"Dead serious."
"HOLY SHI- WHAT DA FU-" Pikachu's words were scrambled as he jumped onto Meta Knight. "EEP."
Withdrawing his cloak, Yoshi cackled. "Did you see the look on their suffering faces?!"
"...No." Wolf rubbed his temples. "Dude, look. I... Why do you have a knife...? An actual knife...?!"
Yoshi blinked, looking at said weapon. "Huh. Didn't know I had this."
Pikachu gulped, crawling off the once tiny, round, knight. "Y-You're not planning on... murdering anyone... right? Right?!"
"Wha? Oh, no!" Yoshi replied. "I wanted to use it to wreck stuff and blame it on others... Bye!"
Then he drew his cloak over himself, running off.
"What does he mean by wrecking stuff?" Meta Knight pondered.
"THE POTATOES!"
"...He wrecked the food." Pikachu said plainly.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUCH?!"
"And the furniture." Wolf added.
"WHY ARE THE PLATES SLICED IN HALF?"
"Along with those." Meta Knight groaned.
-Month 2:Day 12 Ends. Month 2:Day 13 Begins-
"I can't believe we're gonna get grounded for doing shit we didn't do." Snake sighed in aggravation.
Lucas nodded, swallowing his toast. "It's really stupid..."
Pikachu scooted away from Yoshi. Meta Knight looked at the green head, concerned and angered.
Yoshi just grinned. "What?"
"You know what!" Pikachu hissed almost silently. "You jerk! Our chances of living are lowered! And it's your fault!"
"Why don't you tell everyone about this? They'll beat me up, and the same fate will happen. Either way, we're screwed." And he fled.
Pikachu groaned. "That clever, annoying, idiotic, bastard."
"Never knew someone so tiny, someone who was once a dinosaur... Could do this." Meta Knight muttered. He got out of his seat. "We have until tomorrow to stop him. But with that cloak, it's hard. I can't really see how we're gonna stop him."
"Yeah... Hey, where's Wolf?" Pikachu asked.
"H-He was just here a while ago." Meta Knight replied.
They gaped. "Oh no."
"Why, why, why?!" Pikachu snapped.
"I thought that tying him to a chair and tazing him would work." Wolf explained.
"Well... IT. DIDN'T." Meta Knight bellowed.
Wolf chuckled. "Ah... Yeah. But look, you two need to solve it on your own for today, cause I'm not going anywhere until tomorrow. Later!"
He shoved the other two out.
Meta Knight exhaled. Pikachu sat down, muttering some inaudible words. Yoshi then ran by, cackling, holding a lock of brown hair and a familiar red hat.
A/N: Yoshi has finally snapped, leaving Wolf to be the last one to go insane. (Oh no...) And it seems Yoshi has a dark side. Eheheheheheh~ Yeah, again, sorry for the wait. Took me almost a month. I have homework. A LOT of homework.
(1)- I actually enjoyed this novel. At least over half of my class hates it, but I didn't. It was confusing at times, and the ending was unsatisfying to me, but overall, it was a decent book.