A/N: Here is the next part. By the way, have you guys seen TOME: Terrain of Magical Expertise ? Cause it is awesome! Now I'm going to start obsessing over it and maybe referencing it. Fair warning, there is quite the amount of vulgar language in this.
And I know! I made you wait. My apologies!

Pikachu exhaled. "Meta Knight... Do you have any ideas?"

Said smasher shook his head. "Sadly, no."

The once mouse gulped. "Dead. Oh man, we're dead!"
He slid against the door. "Why, Wolf? Why did he do that? And Yoshi... Oh god, he's gonna ruin EVERYTHING!"
He started to flail his arms, then stopped. "...I have an idea."

Meta Knight raised an eyebrow. "What is it?"

"I need duct tape."

"...Duct tape?"

"Lots and lots."

Pikachu was grinning, Meta Knight shook his head.

"It's not going t-"

"I know. Bad idea."

The two groaned.

"We're screwed. So s... I have an even better idea." Pikachu said, snapping his fingers. "We need to find Mario and Luigi."

"...Pikachu." Meta Knight's eyes widened.

"It makes sense, what is there to question?" Pikachu tilted his head.

"P-Pikachu..." The knight's voice cracked.

"...What?"

"Look."

Pikachu raised an eyebrow, but turned his gaze to where the blue-nette was pointing. "Why would she ever...?" (1)

The sight that the blonde saw was, needless to say, bad. Yoshi was carrying a plastic bag filled with shredded and burned streamers. And behind him was Luigi, carrying the same objects. Meta Knight and Pikachu looked at one another, sharing the same emotions; concern.

"Hey! If you guys want food, you're going to have to buy some!" Peach cried. "Apparently, all the food is gone."

Pikachu sighed. "Oh boy. He took the food."

"They." Meta Knight corrected.

"Okay, Mr. Grammar-Correcter. They took the food."

"Well, we have until tomorrow to stop them and I can only assume that if we don't, bad things will happen."

"No shit." Pikachu snapped. "Damn... Okay. We're going to get help from-"

"Hey guys."

"...Link! PERFECT!" Pikachu cried. He wrapped an arm around the green clad hero. "Dude... HELP US."

"Uh, that's actually why I'm here." Link stated. "The minister sent me, and I disagreed, well, big guns."

Meta Knight shuddered. "Do you have any ideas?"

"We can set up a trap involving duct tape and a cake." Link suggested.

Again with the duct tape.

"Let's go!" Pikachu said, running off.

"This isn't going to work." Meta Knight muttered. "Man, what's up with you guys and duct tape?"

"It's useful!" Pikachu said.

"Sh! You're going to blow our cover!" Link hissed.

The two shut up.

"OW! WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK?!"

"We got him! We go- oh. It's only Falco." Pikachu groaned.

"What is going on?" Falco had venom dripping in his voice.

Meta Knight exhaled, trying to help the once avain get out of the trap. No, I will not explain it because it way to complex. And after a long explanation, the pilot face palmed.

"Well that can't be good." He muttered. "Look, if you want to stop them, knock them out with frying pans, tie them up, and lock them in a closet."

"That was the purpose of this trap." Pikachu pointed out.

"... Er, okay... Violence will actually get us killed and nice talk probably didn't work." Link mused. "Let's tell Mario. Maybe he has a solution."

While the four set out to find the red plumber, two green figures stood incognito.

"Oh n-no."

"Calm down. I got an idea."

"So that's what they're doing." Mario groaned.

"Yup. Going to destroy a party and maybe us." Pikachu explained. "We need to you to talk to them."

Mario shook his head. "U-Uh, no. N-No... Nope."
He turned around. "No way."

"BITCH, I'LL HM-01 YOU!" Pikachu hissed.

"Okay, okay! I'll talk to them..." Mario squeaked. "I-I'll find them and talk to them."

Meta Knight clapped his hands. "Problem solved! Good! I'm taking a break! IKE TAKE MY PLACE!"

"... What?!" Said smasher cried from somewhere in the mansion.

"So, you know what the plan is, right?" Yoshi asked.

Luigi nodded. "Yes. So l-"

"Heya!" Mario greeted. "So... um... Look, you guys have got out of hand and... Wh-What's with the butter knife?"

"..." The green clad smashers remained silent.

"...Oh dear."

Pikachu drummed his fingers on the table. Damn it. It's already the afternoon. Where the hell is Mario?"

"...His clothes are tattered." Ike muttered, pointing.

The plumber sat next to them, shuddering. "Yoshi and Luigi..."

"Of course." Falco groaned.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BALLOONS?!" Captain Falco screeched.

"Great." Link deadpanned. "Well. We're dead."

"Wolf and Meta Knight aren't here to help, which makes things worse." Pikachu whined.

-Month 2:Day 13 Ends. Month 2:Day 14 Begins-

Link paced around. "Oh man. This is not good. We're gonna die!"

Pikachu started to sob. "I'M TOO YOUNG!"

Ike and Falco groaned.

"...We have a few hours until the party starts." Falco said. " We can find the bomb in ti-"

"BOMB?!" Ike, Pikachu, and Link cried.

"Yeah. They want to bomb the party."

"Well shit."

They looked at the clock. Ten. The party begins at one...

Pikachu looked everywhere in the garden. No bomb. He even dug holes, but much to his dismay, he found nothing. Except a skeleton.

Link looked in the trees, but only found bird nests. Falco looked under the tables, nothing.

Ike attempted to search the food, but realized how weird and messed up that would be if someone were to eat the food with the bomb.

All three looked around, but to no avail.

"Welp. We're dead." Pikachu squeaked.

Falco nodded. "I cannot believe this."

Yoshi then walked by, whistling. "Hey."

...

"YOU LITTLE BITCH." Pikachu hissed, grabbing the green-nette. "Are you TRYING to kill everyone?!"

"...No." Yoshi replied.

"I am going to beat you down." Hatred was in the blonde's voice. "I will tear your hair out, break your bones, rip out your nails and SPIT THEM IN YOUR EYES!"

Ike and Link shrank back at the once mouse-like Pokemon's threat.

"Look. They deserve it." Yoshi replied. "They've acted like jerks and haven't suffered like us. Speaking of suffering... 10..."

"Oh shit." Falco gasped.

"9.." Yoshi continued to count.

"Yoshi, stop it." Pikachu pleaded. "Don't!

"8... 7..." Yoshi smirked.

"FIND IT!" Pikachu cried, causing the smashers were oblivious to the bomb issue turn their gazes to them. Ike, Link, and Falco ran around, trying to find the bomb.

"6... 5..."

They still couldn't find it.

"4... 3..."

No luck.

"2... 1..."

Pikachu squeaked, and hid.

"Boom."

Pikachu glared at Yoshi. The latter was bruised and handcuffed. The former's clothes were burnt.

"...You're a dick." Pikahcu snapped.

"Sorry." Yoshi muttered.

Wolf sighed. "Dude, because of your STUPID DECISION, WE HAVE A THIRTY PERCENT CHANCE OF LIVING. DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT IS?!"

"Calm down." Meta Knight hissed. He turned to Yoshi. "What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Pikachu started to sob. "We can't go to the celebration for the newcomers! Hell, there is none! It's postponed! YOU BITCH!"

Yoshi gulped."Luigi's also being punished."

"Your point?"

"...Shut up."

Pikachu groaned. "Well, I hope you're happy."

"Sorry." Yoshi squeaked. "So, are you going to that hair ripping and nail thing... Shit."

Pikachu was glaring daggers at Yoshi. If looks could kill, Yoshi would be dead and burning in the fiery inferno of hell.

Wolf blinked. "Well, have fun!"
He fled.

Eyes twitched.

The pilots were clearly angered.

"...Who the hell did this?" Fox hissed.

"I don't know..." Falco rasped.

"But whoever did..." Wolf continued.

"Is dead." All three said.

-Month 2:Day 14 Ends. Month 2:Day 15 Begins-

A/N: Guess who's going insane? Yup. Insanity in a row! YAY!
(1)- 4th Wall breaking Pikachu returns!

So, yeah. I'm sorry for the long wait, guys... But hey, it's summer break for me, so I will be able to update faster.