Birthday Party
By BertaS
5/24/2009
Description: Harry and Severus get ready for a birthday party.
Warning: Slash, nothing graphic.
Disclaimer: If you allow a squirrel to sit on your shoulder, you can expect to have squirrel poop on your shirt.
Birthday Party
Harry Potter had called twice already. This time he tried a different tack shouting, "Hurry up you damned old queen. We are going to be late."
Severus Snape stormed into the room, robes billowing dramatically. He sneered, "Shut up you impertinent pansy brat." He then snorted, "I fail to see why you always get your panties in such a bunch. So what if we are a few minutes late?"
Harry chuckled, "It's a surprise party, Love. We have to be in position before the birthday boy gets back." He moved closer to the scowling man and smoothed the dress robes Severus was wearing, not that they really needed smoothing and continued, "It isn't like people turn one-hundred every day."
Severus snorted and rolled his eyes, "Oh please, we have attended over a dozen century parties this past year. And that isn't including yours."
Harry laughed, "True, but are you going to turn one-hundred twice?"
When Severus just arched an elegant eyebrow, Harry grinned and said, "I didn't think so. Now let's go."
Severus snorted again but allowed the younger man to escort him out the door and to the party.
A/N: Happy birthday Becrenee.