A/N: Trigger happy time. OH YEAH.
The day was greeted with bullets.
Yes, my dear people, apparently, after a day of explosions and insanity, more explosions and insanity follow.
Wonderful.
Pikachu and Meta Knight groaned.
"Well crap." The blonde hissed.
"It's just you, me, and Wolf. Yoshi apparently has to stay with the minister." Meta Knight explained.
"You got any other good news for me?" Pikachu snapped.
Meta Knight grinned, holding up a familiar mask. "IT'S FIXED!"
"...Really?"
"Yes."
Pikachu sighed. "Let's just go find out what's up with the explosions."
This next scene can be parallel to those scenes in which a guy is cornered with a gun.
Except there's three guns... Or pistols... Actually, they're blasters but, hey, it could be the same thing.
And poor little Pichu and Kirby were cornered. Yes, Pichu is still there.
The two young smashers whimpered.
"P-Pichu? Wh-Why are the StarFox characters angry? And wh-why do they look like they... Want to..." Kirby gulped. "Kill... us..."
"...HELP!" Pichu cried, shoving Kirby and the pilots out of the way, fleeing.
"DON'T LEAVE M... Mama." Kirby whimpered.
Pikachu skidded to halt, nearly dropping his jaw. "Oh no."
"Wh-What? Is it bad?" Meta Knight asked.
"Wolf."
"...What about him?"
"...He finally snapped." Pikachu squeaked.
"A-And apparently, so did Fox and Falco." Meta Knight gulped.
They looked at each other. "Damn it!"
Pikachu ran up to the once lupine and lightly tapped his shoulder. "Buddy? You ok- put the gun down." He shrank back as the blaster was in front of his face. Seeing this as a chance, Kirby fled.
"Someone... destroyed... our Arwings." Fox growled, pointing his blaster at the blonde, as well.
"Did you do it?" Falco asked.
Pikachu shook his head. "N-No."
"Why did you stutter?" Wolf hissed.
"I didn't do anything! I swear!" Pikachu cried.
The pilots looked at one another, nodding. "Good."
"Do you know who did it, than?" Fox questioned.
Meta Knight decided to step forward. "Sadly, none of us have a clue. We were too busy scolding Yoshi to break your babies, let alone see someone do the task."
Pikachu raised an eyebrow. "Babies?"
"You don't understand how important an aircraft can be. Shut up." Meta Knight quickly replied. "As I was saying, we don't know who destroyed your precious babies, but once we do, we'll tell you. Underst-yeehk!"
Fox suddenly grabbed him by the throat. "You better help us find out who destroyed our aircrafts. Understand?!"
"I-I, ack, u-under, geh-aah, understand!" Meta Knight said, although, his voice was weak due to his throat being squeezed.
Pikachu gulped. "H-Hey, Fox, that's not very n-aack!"
And Falco grabbed the poor blonde by throat. "Do you understand, too?"
"Y-Yes!" Pikachu squeaked.
"Good! And if you don't help us..." Wolf pointed his blaster up, and pulled the trigger. The house shooked every so slighty, and tiny pebble-sized bits from the ceiling fell. "Boom."
"Okay! W-We, heek, g-get it. Aak, ahh, l-let g-go... Please..." Pikachu managed to cough out. His throat was released, and he fell to his knees, coughing. The same situation happened to Meta Knight, and the three pilots left.
"...Well, this can't end well." Pikachu muttered. We're in the middle of month two, and bad things are happenning one after another."
Meta Knight sighed. "...Pikachu, why don't we see the destroyed Arwings to get clues?"
"...Seems like a good idea. Let's go."
Meta Knight blinked, removing his mask as if it were to help him get a better look at the aircrafts. He tilted his head to left, then the right. He walked around, nodding his head.
"Well, there was no vandalism, that's for sure." He announced.
"Wait, so, could the explosion from Yoshi's bomb..." Pikachu started, but was interrupted.
"Maybe. The rooms of the StarFox characters are near the garden, but where they're Arwings are parked... It's closer." Meta Knight explained. "Judging by the messed up shelves and tools, and the proximity of the explosion and this room, the most likely case is that said explosion caused this."
He sighed. "However..."
"They may not believe your theory which is probably true?" Pikachu asked.
Meta Knight nodded. "We need more info. I'll look into it."
"And that leaves me to deal with the furious pilots, right?"
"Yes."
"I hate you."
"I know."
Pikachu pulled his hood over head, trying to cover his eyes. "In the name of Yvetal, why?"
He wanted to crawl to his room after seeing Fox trying to create a hole in Mario's head with the use of a bullet. Nevertheless, he had jab to do.
"It was YOU!" Fox cried. "We're both part of Nintendo! Sonic may be your rival, but I'm also a rival!... Sorta, BUT IT WAS YOU!"
Mario squeaked. "Wh-What are you talking about?!"
"It. Was. YOU." Fox hissed. You destroyed my Arwing!"
"Fox." Pikachu started, patting the once vulpine's back. "Hey... You need to calm down. What would Crystal say abouu- put that blaster away please!"
"You're walking on thin ice, buddy." Fox snapped, brown white-streaked hair messy. "Do NOT mention her."
"D-Dude... You're going to kill us if you pull that trigger. Whether the bullet lands on me, or Mario, the smashers who transformed will die." Pikachu exclaimed, raising his arms, as if to surrender or show that he meant no harm. "We don't want that. Crystal wouldn't want that. Your friends wouldn't want that. Y-You dad wouldn't want that. R-Right?"
Fox growled. "My dad?"
"Y-Yes. I-I know your Arwing is important, but what about your friends? S-Surely your dad wouldn't want you to risk the lives of your friends for something that can be fixed if you put effort and time into it... R-Right?" Pikachu said. I can't believe I'm pulling this card on him...
Surprisingly, or not, whatever, Fox lowered his weapon. "...Do you know who destroyed my Arwing?"
"N-Not reall- AH!" Pkachu jumped as he heard a sound simply to a gunshot. A bullet flew by him. "D-Dude... Meta Knight has a theory, but he's unsure. J-Just... give us until tomorrow... P-Please?"
Fox frowned. "Alright. Tomorrow, at noon. But the others may not agree to this. You'll convince them. I'm not doing it, but you are. Got it?"
Pikachu nodded. "Got it."
Pikachu groaned. He shook his head. "Son of a..."
You thought Fox was bad? Falco was actually shooting. And it was at poor Ness and Lucas.
"Falco! Dude! Buddy? What's u- again. A gun is pointed at me." Pikachu deadpanned.
"What?" Falco snapped. "...Did you find out who destroyed my precious?"
Pikachu shook his head. "Meta Knight has a theory about it, though. Give us until t-t-tomorrow... Don't pull the trigger, Falco. The now-human smashers will die if you do. Not just me."
"Why should I listen to you?!"
"F-Fox did. C-Come. Y-You'll ruin your reputation if you do this."
"...Reputation?"
"Yeah. You'll go from cool guy that's slightly a jerk to a total jerk." Pikachu wanted to slap himself once he realized how terrible that sounded.
"...Go on." Falco lowered his blaster.
"If you do this, you'll be the one to blame for our deaths." Pikachu explained. "A-And that's bad."
"...Tomorrow. You have until noon. Tomorrow."
"Thank you."
"So you convinced all of them? Great!" Meta Knight grinned. He stabbed a meatball with his fork, and gulped it down. "I'm doing quite well myself. It's possible Yoshi used two types bombs, maybe a cluster bomb and several molotov cocktails. The former was the main one, three planted in trees, considering three trees are ripped down the middle and are burned. The latter was planted in balloons. That, or Luigi managed to drop all of them... Or Yoshi had more than just one accomplice and why do you appear distressed?"
"F-Funny thing, man. I convinced Fox and Falco to give us enough time, which lasts until some time tomorrow." Pikachu explained. "Wolf however..."
"...What the hell did you do to him?" Meta Knight asked.
"See, he didn't agree. So I knocked him out, tied him, gagged him, and chained him as a precaution." Pikachu stated, pointing to the trapped smasher.
Wolf was growling. A next to him was his blaster. Which was dismantled, but looked as if it could have been put back together with ease.
"So, he's staying here while we find out more more info." Pikachu added.
Meta Knight sighed, adjusting his mask. "Well, if this buys us more time, than okay. S-Sorry, Wolf. But this is for your own good."
The two were back to the scene of the crime. The damage done to the aircrafts did look as if they weren't vandalized. They looked as if they were tossed and turned, so impact from explosives did seem like the proper rea-
"I hear shooting." Pikachu said.
... Well, I just got interrupted, but okay.
"Wolf escaped." Meta Knight added. "Your plan was totally useless. However, I'll handle it. J-Just stay here!"
He ran back, trying to find Eyepatch. (Get it?)
And he found Wolf. Shooting the ceiling, Ike, and Marth. Well, the bullets weren't actually going through their bodies, but then again, that's a good thing.
"Wolf!" Meta Knight hissed. "Stop this!"
"Who destroyed it?" Wolf growled, sounding as if he were possessed. "Who?"
"I don't know! I think no one destroyed it!" Meta Knight cried, relieved to see his friend turn to him, giving the warriors a chance to run. I think I should mention they're in the infamous Game Room. "The impact from Yoshi's bomb, or bombs, most likely destroyed it!"
"Bullshit!" Wolf snapped, shoving the Star Warrior. "I'll solve this by myself."
"W-Wait!" And in a blink of an eye, everything went black.
A/N: ... Did I just make things serious? O_o
Well, okay than. Things will be quite serious in the last month.
I'm going to say this: I'll be on vacation, so updates... Yeah. Don't expect much, guys...
