Yes Tom I am Your Father
By BertaS
Warnings: Extreme silliness
A/N: OK this is not my fault, but if I hadn't gotten it out of my head, I would not be able to sleep later. I am placing this up for adoption if anyone wants to continue.
BertaS
A/N 2: I wrote this and posted it to a couple of groups quite a while ago. If you decide to use this idea, I would very much appreciate a link so I can read what you come up with.
Yes Tom I am Your Father
"Harry, didn't you say that Voldemort used your blood and that Wormy guys hand during his rebirth?" Luna ask dreamily. The rest of the DA looked between her and Harry expecting him to blow up at her like he had at so many others lately.
Harry sighed, "Yes, Luna. Why?" He sounded more tired than angry.
"Well, I was thinking." Every one groaned they all knew how dangerous that was. "You know technically that makes you Voldemort's father. You should probably sue for custody."
Harry stared at her for at least two whole minutes before bursting out laughing. Several people chuckled or laughed with him. Others looked thoughtful.
Susan Bones, grinning like a maniac crowed, "Luna, that's perfect."
Hermione looked offended. "Are you insane?" she huffed. "What possible good would that do?"
Several of the pure or half blooded DA members answered;
"If Harry has an heir he can claim Head of Family."
"He would be considered an adult."
"He would not be restricted by the underage laws."
"He could send Voldy to his room."
"Yeah, he's only what just under two years old, right?"
Harry's jaw dropped, before he once again started laughing this time hard enough to actually fall on the floor and roll around.
Sometime later;
"Yes Tom, I am your father."
"Nooooo!"
The inhuman scream could be heard for miles, and those that heard, smirked with glee.