chpter 9
Sup FOOLSS! sitll have the cold but thse fukin meds ar makin things awe some so thats cool that i have a cold cuz they make i t easyier. know what I am saying? any way Brock and Rokstar are goin afer a enforcer named kabooky who might lead them to mr. Green but that isn't goonna be easy since first they have to fight him.
Rockstar and his friend borck stood near a ally and looked down to see a dude in samari armor walkin around like a total dick weed.
Is that kabookey. or are there more ass holes walkin around dressed like that. said Rockstar to Brock
"That's the guy all right." Said Brock "Remember He has pokemon so he'll only talk after we kick his ass or else he will try to fight us."
"Really no shit." Said Rockstar taking out one of his balls and makin it grow to its normal size.
"Just dont kill him Rockstar." s aid Rockstar seriously.
"Corse not. how else will we know where his boy friend is." Said Rockstar just as seriously.
Kabookey stopped in midstep on his way back to the headquarters. His anchient warrior senses were telling him that a enemy doochbag was nearby and was aimin for him and so he wasnt surprised when he turned a round and found two bad ass lookin mofos starin at him.
"What is it that you want you blagards. Said Kabookey Joe AN: that's eccactly how this bitch talked in the epsode like all old worldy and shit.
"We are lookin for Kabooey joe." Said one who looked like he was squinting all the time.
"Well you have found him prey but you still have not answereds my question. What for are you here." Said Joe.
"We are lookin for you're boss who is called Mr. Green." Said the squinty guy again.
"HA!" laughed Kabookey Joe out loud. "Do you think I would tell you you you morons! I would rather battle to my last pokemon and die then tell you knives the time of day."
"Well if thats the way it is then I guess you get you're wish." Said the other one stepping foreward.
"Realy? I like you're bravery sire, it would do me honor to know you're name before I shuffke you off this mortal coil." Said Kabookey joe smiling.
The other guy smiled to and pulled out a pokeball.
"My name is Rokstar. And some how I think you're the one who is gonna lose today." Said Rockstar.
"We shall see shall we?" Shouted Joe and threw his.
"Pincher I choose you!" Said Joe.
The poke ball opened up and flashed as Rockstar threw his to.
"Go Spike!" Shouted Rockstar.
When the bright ligh faded the alley two pokemon stood there. A pincher and a hereacross.
"I see you favor bug pokemon to?" Said Joe
"Nah I just like pulling peoples heads out of there asses." Said Rockstar coolly.
"AHH, Pincher cut the bug now!" Shouted Joe.
"Evade Spike!" "Said Rocksar.
"Hera!" Agreed Spike jumping back and just in time.
"Now use claw attack!"Sad Joe.
"Pincher!" Shouted Pincher. He went after Spike with his arms goin everywhere, but spike keeped his distance which was easy because of pinchers tiny t rex arms.
"Do it now spike!" Said Rockstar.
"HERa!
Spike jumped forward with his head down. This made pincher surprised but he was even more surprised when spike lifted his head cuz now his horn was in between his two horns and he couldn't move.
"Pincher!" Shoutec Joe !
"Throw him off balance! And finish him with horn attack." Said Rockstar.
Spike nodded and threw his head to one side which made Pincher stagger sideways. Pincher tried to turn back to him but all it got him was a chest full off horn as spike went thru him like a sword and then steeped back as pincher went on his knees.
"Pincher.." Said Pincher weakly and fell over the ground.
"Damn you Rockstar." Shouted joe angerly." Lets see your heracross defeat something that is not bound to the earth." And threw his ball.
"Sand attack Spike!" Said Rockstar
Spike kicked up a lot of dirt until it made a big cloud that hide him just as a beedrill flew around it.
"HA HA HA! You think that will do you any good." Laughted Joe
"Well lets see." Said Rockstar lookin up thoughtfully.
"What!" Said Joe looking up too just as Spike came out of the dust cloud just above the bee drill.
"HERA!" Shouted Spike and skull fucked the beedrill with a headbutt attack that with his horn was like the most badass fly swatter ever. Bedrill fell and hit the ground just as Spike landed to. He stepped over the twitchin beedrill and stood in front of Kabookey Joe.
"Well two nill right now huh?" Said Rockstar walked over to him to. "Just sucks to be you.
"So it seems. But I am not beaten yet. Go Metapod." Said Joe and then picked him up and holded him like a shield as he pulled out his sameri sword.
Body slam the trainer Spike." Let's finish this." Said Rockstar
"If he can!" Shouted Joe and use put metapod in front of him. "Harden now!"
"Metapod did as Spike hit but it didn't break and they were just knocked back with Kabookey Joe leavin foot trals on the street. Butt when they stopeed chargd forward with his sword out.
"Yeah!" Said Joe.
"Spike block with horn attack!" Said Rockstar quckly.
Spike did and so they fought with sword aginst horn. But Joe had more practice and wasn't getting as dizzy as Spike who had to keep shakin his head. He just was holdin his own when Joe said, "Harden Metapod!" and then bashed him in the face with the other pokemon. This knocked him over and Joe was suddenly standin over him with his sword pointin at him.
"This ends now." Said Joe trimphantely.
But when he trued to stab down he couldn't move arm.
"Funny. I was about to say the same thing." Said someone right netx to him. It was Rockstar! He was holdin his hand which was why he couldnt do any thing.. But Rockstar did and knocked his fuckin light out with a hook and made him fall over.
Rockstar stopped and turned as Brock was clappin sacastucally.
"Great battle Rockstar shame you forgot what we talked about." Said Bock Annoyed.
"No I didnt. He's a live." Said Rockstar.
"And out cold." Said Brock as Rockstar helped Spike and put him back in his balls.
"So? Well just have to wait a little while." Said Rockstar.
"Great Idea. Any ideas where we can keep an unconcouse body? Hey joe if you have any ideas don't be afriad to speak up." Said Brock sarcastically.
"Quit you're bitchin and give me a hand Brock." Said Rockstar takin joes legs. Brock did and grabbed his arms.
"Lets just hope we can find it before some one sees us."
AN: Loks like we will have to wait a while before Rockstar has a lead to mr green what with Kabookey Joe chilled out. Lets just hope his not getting in to more trouble then he payed for.