A/N: School. School. SCHOOL.
Let me work on this!
Growling, Yoshi tried to push his friends away in fear of suffocation.
"CAN'T BREATHE!" He shrieked. Surprisingly, his friends pulled away. "Hugs... Hurt..."
He collasped, wheezing. "...Pikachu. Can I ask you a question?"
Pikachu tilted his head. "You just did."
"You know what I mean..." Yoshi huffed. "How are the Mega-Jerks doing?"
"Bad. They're locked up." Pikachu explained.
Yoshi bolted up. "Really?!"
Wolf nodded. "Yup. For a week."
The green head squealed. "YES!"
"Well, aren't you happy." Meta Knight chuckled.
Yoshi nodded. "I am. They did nearly kill me just to ensure a spot in the next game."
Pikachu frowned. "Why am I from the same series as them?"
In response, everyone laughed.
"You know what... I like you guys." The blonde stated, smiling. "I always thought you guys were, well, nothing like this."
There was a growling.
"Well I'm hungry." Yoshi muttered.
Chortles erupted from the remark.
"Yes! For once my pain didn't make you laugh!" Yoshi cried. "Now let's go eat!"
"You four seem happy." Peach stated as she saw the gang saunter into the dining room.
"Uh-huh." Pikachu nodded.
"Dude... We are so gonna live at the end!" Squirtle cheered. "Who knew that getting along with a bunch of dicks could actually end up good."
Fox raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
"...I'm just gonna go before I get killed." Squirtle whimpered, fleeing.
Toon Link snickered. "Hey, Pikachu. Look, I'm sorry for making you go insane back then. And challenging you. If I hadn't done that, you guys wouldn't be human, possibly facing death."
"Well, we have been facing near death, but hey, s'okay!" Pikachu replied, grinning.
Meta Knight chuckled, watching everyone talk to one another. It seems like it's been a while since such a bright scene happened. Everyone smiling, laughing...
It was wonderful.
CRASH
Everyone froze.
"Villager... Really now?"
"HOLY SHIT, RUN!" Yoshi cried, hiding under the table.
"You know, for misanthropic psychopath, you're not bad." Wolf stated.
The Villager smiled. "Thanks. It kinda bothers me that everyone sees me like that. I-I'm not that bad!... Am I?"
Megaman shrugged. "Eh."
Yoshi tilted his head, looking at the princess of the trio. "Rosalina?"
The princess nodded. "It's been a while, hasn't it?"
Yoshi snickered. "Yeah..."
The Star Warrior smiled. "Well, it is quite the pleasure to meet you. W-We're sorry that you have to come here while we're in the middle of a curse, if you could even call it that."
"Oh! It's no trouble!" The Villager replied. "It's okay, in fact... Why don't we help you?"
Pikachu blinked, a bit confused. "Why?"
"Well, it's only natural that us new smashers assist you!" Megaman announced. "So, don't worry! We're here for ya!"
The other four grinned, thanking the new smashers.
Pikachu slinked an arm around the villager. "I have a feeling I'm gonna like you, we should hang out."
"What about me?!" Yoshi whined.
"Shut it, I'm trying to make a friend." The blonde snapped.
-Month 3: Day Two Ends, Month 3: Day Three Begins-
The Villager looked around, worried. He bit his lip, shuffling his feet. "I thought he said he was going to play with me..."
He nearly flinched, seeing a glowing yellow star fly in front of him. "Oh, hey Baby Luma."
"What seems to be the problem?"
"R-Rosalina..." The Villager tilted his head. "Well, Pikachu said we should hang out and... He's not here."
He frowned, taking out his axe. "That... Jerk."
Rosalina gulped. "Fear not, I'm sure he has an explanation. Why don't we ask him?"
"Hey, have you guys seen Wolf and Yoshi?" Megaman asked, running up to them.
"N-No, I'm afraid not. Have you seen Pikachu?" Rosalina replied.
Megaman shook his head. "That just leaves..."
"They're... Gone?" Meta Knight gasped. Then he groaned. "Oh, for pity's sake!"
He slapped his face, growling. "What is up with these recent traumatizing moments?!"
"It's like Cereus syndrome on acid!" The Villager cried.
"It's more like a trauma conga line if you ask me." Megaman muttered.
"...Boys, I think you should pay attention." Rosalina stated as quietly as she could.
The other smashers blinked, turning their heads towards Meta Knight before gasping. The Star Warrior's eyes were a bloody red, his blade drawn, cape torn.
"Let's go hunt down whoever took them."
"YEAH!" The Villager cheered. "LET'S KILL SOME BITCHES!"
"This day is going to be long." Rosalina muttered, Megaman nodding in agreement.
"Well, boss, how are we gonna find our friends?" The Villager asked.
"Simple, we question people." Meta Knight stated, sharpening his blade. "We then use those answers to hunt down whoever took our friends and UTTERLY DESTROY THEM!"
Megaman gulped. "Okay then, let's go!"
He leaned over to Rosalina, whispering, "I am afraid on so many levels.
Now, if you have paid attention to the previous chapters, you know that the questioning usually leads to failure. And as per usual, it ended in failure, mostly because of Meta Knight wanting to stab something every other question asked, which obviously makes things very difficult. Especially when you have what could possibly a younger version of Meta Knight, minus the armor and wielding an axe instead of a sword.
Currently, the four were resting in Meta Knight's room, the Star Warrior and the Villager sleeping as a way to calm down while Rosalina and Megaman were planning a way to make things much easier and calmer.
The room was cold, dark, silent with the exception of sobbing from the one trapped inside. "I wanna get out, please let me out, please..."
No response. "LET ME OUT, PLEASE!"
Nothing.
More sobs.
Meanwhile, in another dark, cold room, there was cursing. "Fuck you, you bastard, LET ME OUT!"
No reply.
"I know you can hear me, damn it!
One last room. No words came from it.
"Okay, so... We really got nothing." Megaman muttered.
Rosalina sighed, nodding. "It appears so."
"W-We're... Not going to find them, are we?"
The two jolted, looking at the awakened Villager.
Rosalina approached them. "We'll find them, don't fret."
She trailed her eyes at Meta Knight, still asleep. I hope we find them.
Little did the three know, Meta Knight was actually awake. He listened for half of the plan, well, the horrible plan. Don't worry guys, I'll find you... No, we'll find you.
A/N: Yes, I am going to continue the torture. Don't worry, we'll get fluff and friendship eventually.