Too Big?
By BertaS
6/24/2009
Not sure what kind of warnings to put on this one. The question of how big is too big, was under discussion on Severus Sighs Yahoo Group and this is what tumbled out of my perverted mind.
Severus, Harry, Hermione and Draco all stood with various looks of fascinated horror on their faces as Hagrid sighed and tapped the large drop of urine from his cock. He looked up and blushed a bit as he tucked the monster back into his pants. "Sorry 'bout tha' I didn't see you there."
Lucius strode around a tree and ask, "Did I miss something?"
Hermione turned to him with huge eyes, "It's a big around as my waist."
Draco, said morosely, "And it wasn't even hard."
Harry snorted, "I bet it's longer than my leg when it is."
Lucius was eyeing Hagrid with obvious lust when Severus shook his head, "He would split you in two if you even tried it, Lucius." He shuddered slightly as he looked at the half giant.
Blushing bright-red, Hagrid smiled and said, "Sev'rus is right. I'm too big fer tha'. Don' mean I can't do other thin's though." He examined his fingers. They all suddenly realized that his index finger was at least ten inches long and about four around.
Lucius' eyes lit up as did Hermione's.
Draco pouted as he noticed that even Hagrid's pinkie was bigger than his cock.
Harry grabbed Severus' hand and said, "You all have fun now. We'll just be going this way. Severus just smirked as he knew that it isn't how big it is, but the skill with which you use it that counts.
BertaS