Chapter 13

AN: Sup fools. As you all know RockstR found him self against a psyco bomber callin him self Da Bomb. To get to mister Green he is gonna half to take him to get to him and it does not look so easy. and he has to do it by him self.

Rockstar was about to pull one of his balls when suddenly Da bomb throwed a voltorb at him. jumpin out of the way rockstar didnt get blowed up when the pokeon exploded and shit.

'HA1 YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME ROCKSTAR1' shouted Da bomb happyly.

"Well thats good. I was plannin to fuck you up insted." Said Rockstar grinnin

this pissed up Da bomb and he throwed a lot of voltorbs. they landed all around rockstar so he could not run a way this time and exploded again. all the explosions realy kicked the shit out of rockstar but he didnt go down. as far as he cared this was kids stuff.

"are you gonna do any thin else a part form blowin the shit out of you're pokemon or is that the only fuckin thin you know." Said Rockstar serously.

'WITH SUJH KICKASS ATTACKS THAT i HAVE i DON'T NEED SHIT ELSE rOCKSTAR1 i CAN KEEP ATTACKIN AND YOU CANT USE YOU'RE POKEMON EVER SO YOUR SCREWED ' SAid Da Bomb laughin evily. 'SO WHAT IF i NEED A TON OF POKEMON TO BE A BAD ASS USIN THIS EXPLOSIONS IS WHAT MAKES ME A MASTER1 THATS WHAT MAKES ME... DA BOMB1'

"More like da sparkler." Said Rockstar out loud

'YOU WONT BE LAUGHIN WHEN YOU ARE DEAD ROCKSTAR1' shouted da bomb as he started makin it rained voltorbs every where.

Rockstar dodged all the ones he could as they blowed up around him but missed a few as all the smoke and flyin dirt and shit made it realy hard to see until they exploded and throwed him to the ground. grindin his teeth Rockstar rolled to his knees just as a voltorb landed right in front of him. as it started glowin Rockstar got up realy quickly and ran a way just beore it blew up where he had been.

god fuckin damn it thought Rockstar angerly. that asshole is right. aas long as that fucker is throwing this voltorbs every where i cant get the poke mon I need in time.

Rockstar looked up wuickly at the railins Da Bomb was standin on that hanged over the battle area where Rockstar was runnin for his life.

cant get him from here to. god damn it i cant wait for him to run of pokemon before i run out of spare body parts. I need to take that bitch down now.

Hopin that Mewtow was a wake Rockstar felt his ball but didnt feel any thin. if he wasnt breathin heavy from all the runnin he would have ripped mewtow a new one but since he was runnin out of breathe he didnt waste time. what he need was a distraction to let him breathe. but what?

as far as he could tell he only had one plan and it was risky.

but it was a risk he'd have to take.

and tripped over a voltorb that blew up.

...

Da Bomb saw the pokemon blow up Rockstar and laughed evily as it made a smoke cloud of durt.

'I TOLD YOU ROCKSTAR THAT ONLY ONE WOULD GET OUT OF HERE ALICE1 JUST ANOTHER VICTORY FOR DA BOMB1' SAid Da Bomb startin to laugh more when suddenly he saw some one run out of the dirt cloud. he was surprised.

It was Rockstar!

'SO YOUR NOT DEAD YET rOCKSTAR1 WE WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THAT1' shouted Da bomb angerly throwin more voltorbs down under him

But Rockst ar keeped avoidin them all while keepin his back facin him which made Da bomb even angeryer until he went psyco and started makin a monson (AN: thats indyann for shit ton of rain) of fallin voltorbs.

All of them was to much for Rockstar to get around as they all started glowin and blew up togather and killed him. and it was legit this time to as body parts flyed every where.

Da Bomb laughed evily.

'I LIKE TO SEE YOU GET OUT OF THAT ASS WUPE1 I HATE TO SEE YA GO1'

"Really? how sweet da fire cracker." Said Some one sarcastically under him. Da bomb looked down quickly and o mouthed in horror. It was Rockstar and even though one of his legs was shredded he was still in one peice.

'THATS INPOSSIBLE1 I JUST BLEW YOU THE FUCK UP1' Said Da bomb shocked.

"well you're aim is way off dumbass." Said Rockstar smilin evily. "Cuz the only thin you hit was my pokemon."

Da bomb o mouthed agin and looked back at the other body. right before his eyes it was turnin in to purple goo and the head had that retarded face of a ditto.

'A POLEMON1'

"Yeah. and so's this one!" Said Rockstar pointin over Da bombs shoulder where a haunter was floatin ober him. and it was holdin a lot of voltorb about to blow.

"Crazy look now Spike!" Said Rockstar as Da Bomb lost his shit and tryed to run a way. But stoped in his tracks as Spike gave his the most fuckin bat shit crazy look in the world. Rockstar had used it loads of times to keep pokemon still and scared shitless and it worked just as easyly on scumbags to.

'DONT LET IT HURT ME1' said da bomb like a scared bitch. 'PLEASE i WILL GOOD FROM NOW ON1'

Rockstar gave him a look while pullin some thin out of his pocket.

"Realy? No foolin." Said Rockstar.

'YES I'M NOT FOOLIN1' said Da bomb.

Rockstar looked at a peice of folded paper for a while and then hsurgged.

"Okey. Spike he's a good guy now. you can drop the pokemon." Said Rockstar at Spike.

"Haaaaaunttaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!" Said Spike droppin the voltorbs on Da Bomb.

'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1' SCREAMED DA BOMB AND BLEW UP AS ALL THE VOLTORBS AROUND HIM ECPLODED.

Rockstar crossed off a name in his list and then put Spike back in his ball.

"Good job Spike. Another ass clown off the list." Said Rockstar smilin as he walked to the exit.

"all we nee to do is cross off mr. green." He said as flames and smoke movin around himmade him look like a bad ass.

...

Some one turned off the screen that showed where Rockstar and Da Bomb were fightin and looked over at a big ass chair covered in shadows.

"looks like Da Douch was no match for Rockstar boss." Said the guy.

"No shit dumbass." Said Mr. green in the chair while smokin a joint.

"He could be a problem. He still has five balls and we only know what is in one. he may be to epic for any of our bros." Said the guy nerously.

"May be. Or may be not." Said Mr. Green. "He's still only one fucker. by the way where our his homies now."

"Ex. gym leader Brock is still lost in the gym. I dont think he will be a problem." Said the guy.

"And the cop?" Said Mister Green dangerously.

"If we are right the cop is goin to fight... her." Said the guy nerously.

"Her?" Said Mister green surprise.

The guy watched as mr green make his chair lean back as he took a long drag.

"Damn." Said Mr green grinnin evily. "Glad we havin this shit recordin."

AN: What the fuck does mr green know that we aint? Who is "Her". and is this bithc gonna be to much for officer Jenny. guees we gonna find out in the next chater.

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