Epilogues up the Butt Part 2

A/N: Only one epilogue this chapter because it's a long one. The birth of Nick and Judy's children.

I promised you a NSFW, romantic story idea that I wasn't going to use myself, but others can write a more full version if they want to. I came up with this story while writing "Introverts and Dragons". You'll recall that Jerry Jumbeaux Jr. mentioned he was going to go the the Mystic Springs Oasis to flirt with Nagi and do nude yoga in front of her. This is that story.

Fifty First Desserts

Based loosely on "Fifty First Dates" with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Jerry goes to the Mystic Springs Oasis to have Nagi teach him naked yoga. The elephant flirts with her by sitting in front of her and doing the stretching and flexing his muscles. It only makes Nagi laugh when Jerry keeps falling over and he keeps getting cramps. But when she gets into more compromising poses, he gets an erection and she gets a bit turned on.

She tells Jerry that his stretching is terrible because there's too much tension in his muscles and he needs to relax more. So she invites him into her private chambers which is on location since she works there every day. At first, she gives him a rub down and a full body massage which he enjoys and he gets an erection again. She sees this and decides to have a little fun by stretching him out "manually". She pulls on his neck, arms and spine causing them all to crack, snap and pop and causing the poor elephant great pain. She tells him that there's too much tension in his body and that he needs "release". She then fondles his privates with her trunk. "This is the center of your tension and this is where you must release it!"

She then oils herself, puts on a trunk condom and gives Jerry a "trunk job". I won't go into detail on what that is, but you can use your imagination since an elephant's trunk is basically a second phallic part of their body. After he's done "releasing", she's more turned on than ever. She massages him for another half hour until he's erect again and then goes into vaginal sex.

Jerry asks her if she's on the pill and she says "I take several pills". For the next few hours, Jerry "releases" several more times.

He leaves the Mystic Springs Oasis thinking he's a huge stud and that he has a new girlfriend now. The next day, He goes back to Nagi's yoga classes. "Hey baby! I'm here for more stretching and maybe later you and me can "release" some more tension."

Nagi responds by saying. "Who the hell are you?" End of first chapter.

This is where I was originally going to end it. A one chapter NSFW story that ends on a joke. Then I realized something. It's not funny. It's actually tragic. Nagi doesn't remember the man she had sex with several times the night before.

Chapter 2 and on is much more SFW. Jerry tries to explain the night before and Nagi calls security on him. As he's being pulled away, Nagi's giraffe student stops them. He remembers seeing him the day before and asks to talk to him in private.

Jerry explains to the giraffe everything that happened the night before. The giraffe freaks out and asks if he used contraceptives. Jerry explained that she told him she takes several pills. The giraffe tells Jerry she was confused and thought he meant medications. Nagi may be pregnant. What's worse is Nagi's other condition.

The giraffe explains that Nagi has short term memory loss (just like Dory in the "Finding Nemo" series). She can't remember what happened the day before or many other things and is only able to function through repetitive habits and routines. That's why she has her own private chambers that she lives in on location.

Jerry is floored. To make matters worse, they find out that Nagi is pregnant. Jerry says he'll take responsibility for her and the baby, While the kids are running the ice cream parlor, Jerry works on changing Nagi's routine. He goes on the same date with her to his ice cream parlour with him every day for three weeks before she begins to recognize the place...and him.

Once Nagi finally starts to realize what's going on, she's scared. Her everyday routine was her security blanket and now she has to learn a whole new routine. Jerry's plan is to bring her to his home since he plans on marrying her and wants her to get used to the other kids, then driving her to the Oasis so she can do her yoga classes. For two weeks, Nagi freaks out when she wakes up next to Jerry and beats him up temporarily until it finally snaps on who he is. She apologizes every time and every time he forgives her.

Two months go by and she's finally used to the routine. She loves Jerry and his kids, she loves the cafe and she loves her new routine.

It ends on a sad note. After nearly two years of being pregnant (gestation period of an elephant is loooong!), Nagi gives birth. She loves the baby, but when Jerry brings the baby to her the next day, she says "What a beautiful baby! Who's is it?" Weeping, Jerry realizes it'll be a few more weeks until Nagi remembers her own child.

THE END

There's a lot to fill there, but you're welcome to it. Just remember to credit me for the idea. If you want to, it should be easy enough to do a more SFW version of the story since the first chapter would be the only one with sex in it.

Epilogue 4: Trading Kits

*= A subplot from "Weddingpalooza" which I may or may not write as it's interesting me less and less.

December 15th at the Zootopia Medical Center OB/GYN Department

Both Nick and Judy were getting a early Christmas present. On the same week that Judy agreed to be the surrogate mother to her brother Jessie and his new wife Luann's kits through in vitro fertilization, Nick's mother did the same for Nick and Judy using the experimental, universal sperm, Nick's sperm and Judy's eggs. It worked. In fact, Judy and Vivan's pregnancy synced up so well that their gestation period ended at the same time and both were giving birth in the same hospital just a few rooms apart.

Jessie and Luann were waiting nervously outside of the hospital room while Bonnie was helping Judy with the delivery.

"Push dear. Push! Oh this is so exciting! You're giving birth to your first kits!"

Judy was pushing through the pain and bearing down. "NNNHH! Not...my...kits. That's the problem! Mom. What if I end up like you and my cousins?! What if I refuse to give them up?"

"You'll be fine dear. After all, you have your own little ones being born right now as well."

"But...but..."

"Judy honey...you're strong. Stronger than I ever was or could hope to be. You'll be fine. Just make sure they don't get scratched on that metal leg of yours."

"NNNNNNUUH! Oh great! Now I have THAT to worry about!" She looked over at her husband Nick. "Get off of your cell phone and be more supportive!"

"Sorry Carrots. I'm pulling double duty here. Mom's giving birth to OUR kits right now! Bobby's showing me the whole thing through video phone."

"Did she have one yet?"

"No, but she's not grunting or having as much pain as you. I wonder if that's bad or good?"

"I'm surprised her gestation period wasn't a bit longer since she's twice my size."

"I think the kits are only a little bigger than normal bunnies though. At least, that's how they looked through the ultrasound."

"Maybe you should go over there?"

"I can't. There's a huge crowd blocking me from getting in. The press isn't focused on me for a change, but my mom. She's the first fox to give birth to bunnies. Not just bunnies, but a possible hybrid. ZNN's gonna have an exclusive interview with her later this week. If I go over there now, they'll be hounding me and I'll never get back here."

Bonnie got excited. "Here comes the first one! The head is crowning!"

Judy pushed and the first rabbit came out. "Pant! Pant! I did it! I gave birth!"

The nurse clean up the bunny. "It's a girl!"

Bonnie rubbed and kissed her daughter's head. "I'm so proud of you! One down, and according to your ultrasound, seven more to go!"

"SEVEN?! Oh crap! I forgot!" Judy sneered at Nick. "This was all your idea!"

"No it wasn't! I was against it at first!"

"If you were a more supportive husband, you'd just take all the blame!"

Nick looked on the phone. "Mom just birthed our first child! Bobby what is it?"

"A rabbit. A large rabbit"

"...Ha-Ha. I mean what sex is it?"

"You really want to gander label the child at this early a stage? I thought you were progressive."

"DAMMIT BOBBY!"

"Relax! I'm just kidding. It's a boy. A baby, bunny boy. Got a little bit of fox in him though. Red fur, long but very pointy, black tipped ears and huge whiskers. I mean, really long. Viv said it tickled coming out of her."

Judy rolled her eyes. "Oh great! It tickles her while I'm in excruciating pain!"

"Judy..."

"SIGH! I'm sorry. Is there a picture?

"Bobby just sent it. Look."

Judy looked at the picture and her heart melted. "Ooooh! He's like a bunny version of you! He's big! He really does have long whiskers. Like your father."

"...How do you know what my father looked like?!"

"Umm...Uhhhh...Vivian showed me pictures last week."

"Oh...Look, I already know I'm gonna be nicknaming the kid 'Whiskers', so why don't we cut to..."

" 'Whiskers' it is." said Judy.

"Perfect."

Judy had to push again. "NNNHHH Here comes another one! Where are the kids?!"

"This is a bit too much for them, so Gideon's babysitting them and Spots is trying to explain to them the birds and the bees."

Meanwhile...

Spots was getting real frustrated. "Okay...for the last time...both sperm and poop fertilize different things, but sperm is not poop in any way. Also, just because you have eggs in your uterus when you grow up doesn't make you a chicken. You can't eat them."

Junior raised his paw. "You said babies are made when a mommy and daddy of the same species and opposite sexes love each other and go to bed together."

"That's right."

"But my daddy didn't love my mommy to make me. He was just drunk. I wasn't made from love." Junior then bowed his head in sadness.

"Well...no, but...you're still loved anyway, right? Your dad found you and he loved you. Your mama loves you, your aunt Judy loves you and we all love you! You're like a little love magnet dude!"

Junior's ears perked up. "Yeah?...Cool!"

Michael then raised his paw. "You have a question Mike?" Spots asked.

"Why does it have to be both male and female and of the same species?! That's too many rules!"

"No, it's simple. Boy bunny plus girl bunny equals baby bunny! Boy fox plus girl fox equals baby fox. Got it?!"

Gideon then raised his paw. "But...yer mamma is a bunny and yer pappa is a fox and thar havin' babies through yer grandma. How th' heck is that possible?!"

"Does nobody listen?! I explained before. It's a new chemical called 'Universal Sperm' "

"Like the movie studio?"

"No. We're loosely based on Disney characters and Disney doesn't own Universal...yet. It's a special chemical made in a lab. I read up on it. It's...it's like tofu!"

"Tofu?!" Cotton asked.

"It's a plant-based food that predators eat because with the right sauces, it can taste like meat, but on it's own, it has no real flavor. Universal sperm is kinda like that. It's a blank slate. A female can't get pregnant by it alone, but any male sperm of a mammal will impregnate the female and she will give babies of the same species as her. The only thing brought over from the male is size and possibly color. That's why mom and dad needed grandma to deliver the kits. They might be too big for mom to deliver."

The kids and Gideon started nodding. "Oh. Oh I see. Yes."

"So yer grandma is givin' birth to foxes." Gideon said.

"What? No! Why would you say that?"

"Y'all said it wuz the same species as the mother and Vivian's th' one givin' birth.."

"Judy's the mother! It's her eggs!"

"Judy's a chicken?!" Junior said.

"NO! GAAAHH! Now we're right back at the beginning! I'm getting a dry erase board."

Two hours later...

All the kits arrived. Judy was breastfeeding the ones she could. She was exhausted. "I am SO getting fixed after this! I got the urge out of my system. I'm done!"

Nick then invited Jessie and Luann in. "Come on in guys!"

Judy looked scared. She held the kits a little tighter. "They're feeding on me right now. M-Maybe you should wait a bit?"

Luann bent down to look at two that were in a basket. "Well those two aren't feedi-"

"Leave them alone!" yelled Judy causing the little kits to cry. She pulled the basket to her.

Bonnie grabbed Judy. "Judy! Don't!"

Judy had tears in her eyes."They didn't have to go through what I went through! I deserve to keep them! I knew this was a bad idea."

Nick rubbed her head. "It's okay Judy. You just got a lot of hormones and emotions going through you right now. Take your time."

Judy snarled. "I don't need to take my time. I gave birth to them! They're mine!"

Luann got pissed. "MY eggs, MY babies!"

Bonnie held her daughter's arm. "Judy...I know exactly what you're going through. This happened to me remember? I ended up snapping a poor kits arm! You're stronger than this! You're stronger than me!"

"I know! It's just...I love them already.. I...SNIFF!...I..."

Just then, a voice came from the room entrance. "Maybe I can help make this easier."

Bobby Catmull and his wife, Vivian were at the entrance to the room. Vivian was in a wheelchair to Judy's surprise.

"You're already out of the room?" Judy asked.

"Yeah! I'm healing up nicely. It's not like I haven't given birth before. These ones, while big for rabbits, are still a little smaller than foxes. Wasn't too painful."

"I was in pain the whole time!"

"AHEM!" said Launn. "You got your kids, give us ours."

Judy slowly pulled the kits off her nipples and put them in the basket. "I'm still getting screwed y'know? I birthed eight kits but Vivian only birthed four."

"We planned it that way." Nick reminded her. "Remember?"

"Shut up Nick."

Judy wrapped each kit in a small blanket and kissed them goodbye. "Farewell little ones."

"You can still see them in Bunnyburrow." Jessie said. "Luann may be their biological mother, but you are their birth mother. You're welcome to see them anytime."

Judy wiped some tears from her eyes. "Thank you Jessie. Bobby...let me see our kits."

Nick stood up and went to get the basket. "Whiskers is already my favorite."

"That's because you named him and he's the only boy of the four."

"Hey! I love my little girls!" Nick grabbed the basket, but to his surprise, he felt a tug back. He looked over to see Bobby pulling back on the basket. "Bobby?...Pops, what's wrong?"

Bobby had tears in his eyes. "I...I saw my wife give birth for the first time and...and it was such a beautiful thing! I wept seeing her bring life into the world. I-I know these kits are yours, but...but I don't just want grandkids anymore...I wanna be a dad."

Bobby gave the basket of kits to Nick, then knelt down and held his wife's paw. "Honey, I want kids."

Vivian looked at him. "You DO know I'm no longer producing eggs and the ummm...'oven' barely works? I mean, birthing my grandchildren was a miracle as-is. Plus...I'm so old!"

"You're not that old, baby!"

"Old enough to know that at the bare minimum, I wouldn't be the biological mother, but you'd be the biological father. Judy, how do you feel whenever Junior calls you 'Aunt Judy' instead of 'mommy'?"

"It hurts a little, but I know he loves me."

"Well it would hurt for me every time."

"What about adoption?" Bobby asked. "Even playing field. Neither of us are the biological parents."

"If that's what you want honey, but let's talk about it some more later. Okay?

"SNIFF!...Okay."

Nick patted Bobby on the back. "Good job there, Pops. Marrying someone twice your age and THEN deciding you want kids,"

"Shut up Nick." Bobby growled.

Judy looked down at the basket of kits. "These guys are bigger and heavier than I thought. So...What do we name the girls?"

"Curly, Larry and Moe?" Nick joked.

"...Nick."

"April, May and June?"

"Those are Daisy Duck's nieces. C'mon! Be serious!"

"My mom birthed them. Why don't we let her name them?"

Judy smiled. "Y'know what? I think that's a great idea...Oh wait! Can I name one of them? I kinda owe someone."

Vivian looked confused.

Judy took one of the kits out. "This gray one with the tiny bit of curly hair. I'm going to call her...Frulla."

Nick got it. "Ah! Because Fru-Fru called her first child 'Judy', after you."

"Right. I kinda owe her."

"Way to keep your mayor husband tied to the mafia in some way."

"Sorry Nick, but Fru-Fru's a close friend. I'm sorry Vivian...mom. Please name the other two."

Nick took the two kits from Judy and put them in his mother's arms. "They're both so beautiful." She said. This one's got such strong red fur! Just like her father. I think I'll call her...'Ruby'."

Nick looked at Judy. She nodded and gave a huge smile in agreement. "That's wonderful mom." Nick replied.

Vivian then picked up the other kit. "And this pudgy, gray gal reminds me of someone I recently had a quarrel with,* but we became close friends over time. So her name is...'Bonnie'."

Tears started to well up in Bonnie's eyes. "Are you serious?! Oooooh Vivian!" She ran up and hugged Vivian and the kit. "I can't believe you named her after me! Oh, she's adorable! Now I'm even happier I named one of my new daughters 'Vivian'. Even if it was after my grandchild. It's also the name of my best friend!"

Vivian handed the kit over to Nick. "You and Judy take good care of my grandbabies. Especially these four. They're a part of me."

"We will give them the best of care." Nick replied. "We promise."

Judy had all four kits nursing on her. She had to laugh. "Bonnie's really going at it! You'd think that chubby little rascal was starving." It then dawned on her and she started crying. "Look Nick! Our babies! SNIFF! Aren't they beautiful?!"

"Yeah. We did it Fluff. Well, mostly mom did it. Thanks mom."

"It was my absolute pleasure." Vivian replied.

Jessie and Luann got up with their bundle in a basket. "Well, c'mon Mom. We best be getting home so the rest of the family can see our new bundle."

Nick joked. "Yeah. Better leave before Judy goes crazy on you guys again and tries to kit-nap them back!"

Judy was a little upset. "Oh be quiet! I'm fine now! Goodbye Mom! Bye Jessie! Bye Luann!" Judy started tearing up. "G-Goodbye babies! I'm so happy I birthed yoooou!"

Bobby got on his cellphone and was calling Nick's apartment. "Nick, I'm gonna do you a favor and call the grandkids so Gideon can bring them over and see he newborns."

"Thanks Old fart'." Nick then started to laugh. "Hee. Hee-hee-ha-ha-HAA! Mom, you're horrible!"

"What?!" said Judy. "Your mother is the best! It was so nice to see her and Bonnie finally reconcile."

"Yeah, but she got the last dig in AND got to be forgiven at the same time."

"What do you mean?"

"She named the fat one 'Bonnie'. Ha-Ha!"

"That was just a coincidence."

Vivian faked being upset. "Now, now Nick. I totally meant to name the gray one after Bonnie simply because she was gray."

"Thank you Vivian." Judy replied.

Vivian then gave Nick a little wink that Judy didn't see. She thought to herself. "The best way to give an insult is to make the other person believe it's a compliment."

"OW!" Yiped Judy. When baby Bonnie bit on her nipple. "Calm down Bonnie! This gal can really drink a ton!"

Vivian let out a snicker. "SNORT!! Hee-Hee!"

"What's so funny?!"

"Oh nothing. So...I noticed they look mostly like rabbits, but have wider, long ears with sharp black tips on the top."

"I noticed that." Nick replied. "It's a good thing you named them Mom. I was about to name Ruby 'Pencils'."

"No you weren't! Vivian said. "They are also a fair bit bigger than rabbits and have longer whiskers. I mean, they are 90% rabbit, but there's a bit of fox in them for sure. They're a hybrid."

"So what do we call this new species?" Nick said. "Boxes? Funnies? Fobbits? 'From Peter Cottontail. Director of Lamb of the Rings comes...'The Fobbit'."

"I'm a hare. Remember?" Judy argued. "Bonnie's actually my foster mother, so they're not bunnies, they're hares. Hmmmm...How about 'Fares'?"

Nick thought for a moment. " 'Fares' is fair. Better than 'Haxes'."

"Amazing!" said Bobby. "To think, you three...err and a scientist, made a brand new species."

Nick smiled. "Yeah. And they're beautiful." They went quiet and watched Judy nurse the kits. "Wow! Bonnie really loves sucking Judy's nipple...That sounds REALLY wrong to say out loud."