A/N: I'm alive... I'M ALIVE!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, please don't kill me.
Warning: The usual stuff. Just add a dose of awkward. And some action.
Catching this guy was going to much harder than they expected.
"HOLD STILL, YA FUCK!" Pikachu hissed as he chased the young Koopaling. "YOU'RE NOT THE BOY!"
Roy (the Koopa of course) just laughed as he barely escaped the other fighters. "In your dreams."
Meta Knight began to feel his patience drain. "Listen. We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. We are giving you one last chance to decide."
Roy simply raised his glasses, smirking. "I'm not coming along that easily."
"So be it..." Mewtwo muttered. "You have made a terrible mistake."
He turned to Meta Knight, Yoshi, and Pikachu. "You three lead him to me. I have to settle a... Personal vendetta."
Meta Knight and Yoshi were about to protest, but Pikachu quickily shut them down by agreeing without any hesitation. "Got it. Let's go guys."
"But-" Yoshi started, only to cover his mouth when Pikachu threaten to electrify him.
Once they left, Mewtwo turned his attention to Roy.
"So, what's this vendetta?" He asked.
Mewtwo smirked. "You see, during the Melee Tournament, there was this other Roy. He was a good sport whenever we fought. I was sad to learn that this Roy in these current tournaments was you and not him. Apparently he felt the same way." He readied a Shadow Ball. "Luckily, he's back. Sadly, he can't claim his vengance. But I can. I'll do it for him!"
"So... How have you guys been holding up since this happened?" Pacman asked, weakly smiling.
Wolf rolled his eyes. "Eh, it's been kind of a mess. Sometimes we'll do well, other times we'll suck. Horribly."
"But, you've been holding up pretty well for the most part, right?"
"I guess, probably."
Pacman snickered. "Well, that's good to know. If there's anything I can do to help just let me know!"
Wolf opened his mouth to reply, but quickly shut it. He looked around, puzzled, as if he were waiting for something. He frowned, expression becoming more confused and shocked. Pacman appeared to have a similar response, except he was becoming more concerned.
"Huh. That's odd," Wolf remarked.
"Wh-What's wrong?" Pacman gulped.
"Nothing. Though something does have me confused," Wolf explained. "Usually, when people say stuff like I can help or what could go wrong or anything of the like, something happens... Not that there's anything wrong with that. I could use a break or two."
To say that Mewtwo was causing a ruckus would be an understatement. He was creating some chaos, what with Roy fire cannonballs everywhere and Mewtwo trying to reflect them. And failing, which caused some damage to the Smash Mansion, including passerby fighters. Needless to say, things weren't looking too well.
"You know, you really shouldn't have returned," Roy remarked, grinning.
Annoyed, Mewtwo charagd up a Shadow Ball, ready to fire it, but froze. This isn't going to work. I need a better plan.
He crossed his arms, frowning as he held the shadowy orb in his palm. "Listen. Your friends are most likely fighting mine as we speak. We all know how it will end. You will all fail no matter how hard you try. Again, this is your last chance. Will you come along lightly?"
Roy tapped his chin, as if he were contemplating his decision. "No."
Mewtwo smirked. "Good." Then he fired the Shadow Ball.
As he expected, Roy rolled away. Excellent. He floated up to the little trouble maker, catching him off guard. Again, Roy skidded away, only to be pulled back with the use of Psychic.
"Last chance," Mewtwo stated.
"Nope!" Roy still had that cocky smirk.
"Alright," And with that, Mewtwo threw Roy across the hall. "Have it your way."
Immediately, Mewtwo flew up to Roy, grabbed him, and flung him into the wall. To his suprise, it had little affect on the Koopaling. Roy shook it off before taking out a Mechakoopa and flinging it towards Mewtwo. He simply scoffed as he reflected it, only for the Koopaling to avoid it. Growling, Mewtwo backed away, preparing another Shadow Ball as Roy pratically charged at him, waving his hammer around, grinning.
All according to plan...
"Disable!"
Suddenly, Roy froze, unable to say anything. He felt as if his head was spinning. Mewtwo smirked. He picked the Koopaling up, threw him foward, then shot out Shadow Ball.
"God... damn it..." Roy groaned, struggling to slip back into his Clown Car. "Hey... Not bad old man... Not bad..."
He smirked. "Alright. I had my fun. I think I'm done for now. When this human-bullcrap is done we should fight sometime."
Mewtwo grinned. "Gladly."
"SON OF A BITCH!" Pikachu cried as a Thunder barely missed the Koopaling.
Iggy just laughed. "Suckers!"
Yoshi was fuming. "Hey! Shut up unless you want me to shove an egg down your throat!"
"Hey, just because you guys managed to get one of us, doesn't mean you're going to get the rest," Iggy remarked.
"It is worth a shot..." Meta Knight hissed. "Now, give up or else."
"Or else what?" Iggy taunted.
Yoshi smiled. "Had to ask, didn't you?"
"You wanna fight? Bring it-gyaahhh!" Iggy fell out of his Clown Car, landing flat on his face, Mewtwo softly landing on top of his body.
"I managed to convince Roy to come along," He stated. "I'm pretty sure you'll be a cakewalk."
Iggy groaned. "No way..."
Pikachu smiled. "Torture?"
"If you count a 3-v-1 as torture, than yes," Mewtwo had the same psychotic smirk as Pikachu. "Torture."
He hopped off the Koopaling to join his friends. Meta Knight stepped forward, waiting for Iggy to climb back into his Clown Car.
"Alright. What will it be? A battle? Or mercy?" He asked.
Iggy rolled his eyes. "What do you think?"
"Battle it is!" Pikachu cried as he jumped forward in an attempt to land Thunder.
Iggy rolled away, laughing, but immediatly felt regret as Yoshi slammed into him. Thus, a chain of events happened. Here's a basic summary. Iggy landed next to Meta Knight. Right as he stood up, the Star Warrior laid a fury of slashes upon him, causing Iggy to skid next to Pikachu who managed to land a Thunder this time. It all ended when Mewtwo threw a Shadow Ball. Iggy then waved the white flag. The end.
As he left to join the other Koopalings, the fighters sighted.
"Three down..." Pikachu muttered. "Making progress."
"Very slowly," Meta Knight added.
A/N: Sorry if these recent chapters seem short in comparison. I am planning on making the rest longer so don't you worry.
Also... Satoru Iwata... Thank you so much. You are a legend that no one will ever forget. Rest in peace, sir.