Here Comes, The Licker!

Scarlet Devil Mansion ~ Indoor

"Okeehhh…here we are…!" Yelled Yuyuko.. "so where is that loli vampire?"

"how dare you called M'lady like that, I'll kill you right now!" Sakuya looks angry

"uhmm..you see…she already dead" Said Youmu.

And suddenly ….."KYAAAAAAAA" someone just screamed

"what was that?" Youmu get surprised

"uhmm maybe it just my stomach, it screamed because its " Yuyuko Laughed that touched her stomach.

"….."

"that screaming was came from m'lady's room, this is bad! Maybe someone just attacked mlady" and Sakuya and the other 2 are heading to the Remilia's room.

SDM(Indoor) ~ Remilia's Room

"Mlady! Are you alright? AA!" Sakuya socked that she seeing Remilia's body is so wet.

"Waw….miss lolivam, you're so wet..what happened? Yuyuko asked.

"I..I….I Just got licked…uwaaaaaaaa" Remilia is Crying.

"WHAT? WHO LICKED YOU?" Sakuya Yelled.

"By a Blue thing" Said Remilia that still crying.

"Blue thing? Ahhhh..it must be sonic" Said Yuyuko.

"ahh…Reallyy Yuyu-sama? There is no way other character for another game just appeard to gensokyo, I mean this story is not crossover thing" and Youmu suddenly Broke the fourth wall.

"DAMN IT" Sakuya status : She is on fire. "to think someone licked mlady bofore me….unforgivable! raaaaawrr…." And now she is on magma…

"look Youmu…that maid is burning…." Said Yuyuko

"uh I think we should not get involved about this incident. Youmu is sweating.

"YOU TWO" Sakuya looked at Yuyu and Youmu with her killer eyes.

"y..yes?" Youmu look scared.

"You two are not going anywhere before we find the one who licked mlady understand? " Said Sakuya.

"O..okeh" said Yuyu and Yomu….

"Don't worry…we will find that bastard in no time since I know who the licked mlady" Said Sakuya

" ?" Youmu asked.

"it's a Tsukumogami that always holding a big umbrella that has one eye and big tounge"

"ohh…so why did you supect her?" Youmu asked.

"well..you see, her hair is blue" Sakuya Answered.

"isn't her hair is Tourquoise?" Youmu asked again.

"ITS SAME! TORQUOISE IS BLUEE TOO!" Sakuya yelled

"Ye..yesh maam!" Youmu Scared.

"ahaha…Youmu you scared again? Remind me back then , you know when we and Yukari-"and Youmu Cuts Yuyuko's words before done.

"AAAAA YUYU-SAMA DONT TALK ABOUT THAT..ITS EMBRASSING!" Youmu is Blushing.

"are we done yet?" Sakuya looks angry.

"yesh we are.." Yuyuko Answered.

"okeh…lets find that bastard….MEEEEIIIIILIINNGG!" Sakuya's Yelling.

Suddenly Meiling Appeared "what is it Sakuya-san? ….WOW" and she surprised seeing Remilia. "soo are you done licking her? Let me lick her too…let me let me… " and she knifed by Sakuya.

"You! You stay here and protect Loli-er I mean Mlady until we find that damn umbrella!" Sakuya Asked Meiling.

"I don't know what is going on but sure!" and then Sakuya Knifed Meiling again... " Just stop Knifing me!"

And those 3(Sakuya, Yuyuko, and Youmu) going out

Scarlet Devil Mansion ~ The Gate

"sooo where we can find this tsukumogami?" asked Youmu.

"hmm…dunno…maybe we just wait for her to come here" Said Sakuya.

"WHAT? There is no way she come here!" Said youmu.

"oh speak of devil, look! On the sky..is that that we are looking for?" Said Yuyu..

"ah right! There she is!" and then Sakuya shoots kogasa and kogasa's falling from the sky.

After Kogasa Falling from the sky Sakuya ties Kogasa..

"wh…uwaaa…why are you shot me and tied me?" Kogasa is crying.

"SHUT UP YOU DAMN CREATURE!" Yelled Sakuya at Kogasa.. "You licked my mistress now you're gonna pay for that! I'm gonna punish you or kill you!"

"wha…what are you talking about? I didn't lick her! And besides I haven't lick anyone yet today! TRUST ME!" Said Innocent Kogasa.

"Being Innocent is futile…now….." Sakuya torturing Kogasa…..

"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*10 minutes later*

"uwaaa…it hurts" Said Kogasa tha being Tortured

"now apologize to my mistress" Sakuya Dragging Kogasa to the Remilia's Room.

"hmm….should we come inside too?" Said Yuyuko

"hmm…i think stay here until that maid is done with that Tsukumogami is the best thing we can do right now.. I don't wanna see her torturing that Tsukumogami again" Said youmu that sweating because she seen a sadistic scene.

"hmm okeh" said Yuyu.

SDM(Indoor) ~ Remilia's Room

And sakuya came to Remilia that drinks a Tea with Meiling.

"Mladyy! I found her!" Said Sakuya.

"found what?" Said Remilia.

"Found the one who licked you! HERE!" Sakuya throws Kogasa to Meiling.

"who is she? She is not the one who licked me…" Said Remila.

"WHAT? SHE IS NOT?" Sakuya Surprised that she got the wrong person.

"ah don't worry sakuya….just forget it and besides you gave me a new pet now.." Said Remilia.

"PET? WHO?" Kogasa looks Scared.

"no…..mlady! I will find that person no matter what?" and Sakuya leaves Remilia's Room.

SDM(Indoor) ~ Remilia's Room

"Hey you two!"

"ohh look! That maid is coming to us…should we run?" Said yuyuko that prepares to run

"Don't you dare Run if you wont be get knifed…"

"u..okeh.."

And Sakuya Explains that she got the wrong culprit..

"I TOLD YOU! Tourquoise and blue are not same!" Youmu looks angry.

"yesh..yesh..my fault" Said Sakuya. "by the way could you help me?"

"help you to find the real culprit?" Asked Yuyu.

"uhmm yesh…." Answered Sakuya.

"Okeh..but one condition!" Said Yuyu

"what is it?"

"let me eat the culprit if we found the culprit and bring me some food that you have in that mansion"

"hmm..okeh"

"WHAT? You agreed? Youmu looks surprised.

"well yeshh… I heard your master nose is the best even she can smells a thing from 100Km" Said sakuya.

"…"

And those three begins their journey to find the real culprit….

And who might that culprit be?

?

"yooooo..i'm home!"

"oh its you…where did you go all this day?"

"Licking people!"

"what? But why're you licking people from outside?"

"is it wrong?"

"no! I mean you still have me so why you just don't lick me?"

"uhh you creepy! Stop talking like that!"

TO BE CONTINUED