A/N: Hey, you guys! I know it's been a long long loooooong time, but here's another chapter for you. It starts in Sirius's point of view, and that part is pretty short, but I promise his PoV will be continued in the coming chapters because it's very important to the storyline. Anyway, this chapter isn't my favourite, but it's needed, so without further ado, I'm going to let you read.

Disclaimer: So, this plot belongs completely to us but ya'll know Harry Potter's way out of our league. Also, the title of this chapter is inspired by Harry Styles' song, Kiwi, because just like in the song, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the Content.

December 2nd,1976 (Padfoot's PoV)

Sirius Black did not wait for girls to fall in love with him… especially blondes with dark blue eyes who went by names like Marlene. No, waiting was not his thing. He would make them fall in love with him, just because he could, and it was a good way to pass his time. But when certain girls, who also went by names like Marly and were excellent at snogging, decided in their own mind that he was not worth their time, he would leave them alone, because if he pursued them any further, he would be, well, James Potter…. And nobody wanted to be that pathetic.

And so, instead of waiting for girls with the above mentioned characteristics to fall for him, Sirius Black found himself wooing another girl at Lily Evans's victory party. He thought she was a right catch; pretty, smart, funny... Her name was Jennifer something, champion of Ilvermorny, the American School of Magic. When he first found her at the party she was eyeing a girl, but when that didn't lead to anything, she turned her pursuit to Sirius.

Sirius, of course, found that as a good opportunity to get her right sloshed. Usually this act would lead right to the rest of the night spent snogging the opposite sex, but this time was different. This time around, Sirius Black found himself listening to the sappy drunk complain about her life for an hour and comforting her for another. They did find themselves in a broom cupboard some time later, which was the best part according to Sirius.

In fact he liked it so much, that he decided to 'do it again sometime' and asked her out to Hogsmeade. And so there he was on a chilly Saturday of winter'76, waiting for his date to come, when he saw one of those girls, a girl who had broken his heart, with an arm wrapped around some git.

Suffice to say, he wasn't happy at all. He tried to talk to her, but all he got was a snappy remark. So again, Sirius Black decided to give up; something he found himself doing a lot these days. He tried to pay attention to his date for the rest of the day, but someone was making it extremely difficult. He hung out with his friends for the majority of the day but his date somehow finally managed to get him alone… well as alone as you can be when you're surrounded by a bar full of people.

"Is something wrong, Sirius?" yeah, a lot of things, thought he.

"Nope, not at all. Why?"

"I dunno… you've been acting weird all day." Jennifer said.

"Hmm…" said Sirius as he looked around for one of those girls as mentioned above. And then he spotted her, with Amos Diggory and company…. Kissing him senseless. Something flared inside him and jealousy reared its ugly head.

"I'm Sorry Jennifer. You know what? I'm gonna make it up to you." He said with an attempted seductive smile and an arm thrown around her.

"Really?" asked Jennifer as she moved closer to him. She ran a finger down his face, and whispered into his ear, "How are you going to do that, hottie?"

"Oh you'll see. Just wait till we get back to the castle, luv."

As Sirius made plans that night that needed 'The Room of Requirement', he realised he was doing this out of plain spite and jealousy, but it didn't really matter. Not when he could see that girl with the Diggory git, not when he knew she was tormenting him on purpose. But there was something he didn't realize at first, not until he woke up the next morning. Sirius Black was officially a fuckboy.

December 3rd, 1976 (Another Sunday for Our Characters)

"Boo!"
"Aaaaa!" Lily turned around to see her best friend having a laughing fit because she had managed to creep up on her.
"MARLENE GRACE MCKINNON! You are going to pay for this!" said Lily and reached out to pull her best friend's hair. Marlene dodged Lily's hand and ran away from her.

"Ooh this might be fun" said Remus.

"Yes, of course. I'm Sirius Black and with me is James Potter. We've got a great game ahead of us Remus. Evans chasing McKinnon like a bull chases red... Funny because, you know, she's red" Remus gave a snort.

"What do you think James, who will be the winner of this round of 'Let's Fight Like Girls'?"

"Hmm Sirius, I think this will be an unpredictable yet remarkable game. Because even though McKinnon has a headstart, it looks like Evans will soon catch up with her. Great Gal, Evans is, know her personally, if you know what I mean. Not very athletic but-"

"Ooh Lily Evans has managed to hex McKinnon from behind. Tickling jinx, I see. Smart move by Evans. McKinnon rolling on the floor with laughter, and the entire population of Hogwarts looking on at her as if she's bat-shit crazy." Sirius said, laughing.

"Always said Lily was a brilliant witch, didn't I? She could beat McKinnon anytime, anywhere." said James, turning towards Sirius.

"Please James, stop your pathetic whining after Evans. It has addled your brain. McKinnon always wins. Evans got lucky this time." said Sirius in response.

"Seriously Padfoot, you're the one who's pathetic. Don't you remember what happened at last year's Halloween party when Marlene pushed Evans onto me?" asked James with a serious face. The rest of his Gryffindor mates broke into laughter at that.

"She whooped your arse mate, that's what happened." said Remus.

"After that, I mean. She almost killed McKinnon for it, didn't she?"

"Almost. She didn't actually murder her. That means Marly won, as always." Sirius smirked at James challengingly, as if saying 'you say anything else, you'll regret it'.

"Ooh, what do we have here, a fight between two best friends to prove who loves their unrequited crush more?" asked Mary as she sat down on the breakfast table beside Sirius. "Are you lads going to pull out your wands now?" Many eyebrows were raised at this.

"Another fight?! Yes, I am so ready for this!" exclaimed Lily Evans as she punched him in the shoulder and sat down next to a very uncomfortable James Potter.

"No! No one is fighting anymore! Just because there's no teachers at the staff table, doesn't mean we can do whatever the hell we want." Alice said, "And Lily, don't you and Remus have some responsibilities as prefects? What is wrong with you today?"

"Hey I'm just living my life to the fullest… considering I might die in the coming days…" said Lily, sipping some coffee, and overall avoiding contact with a pair of hazel eyes. Before James could comment on it, Lily continued, "But don't you think it's weird that there isn't even one teacher here and the Head Boy and Head Girl are missing?"

"Yeah, where could they be?" asked Peter.

"I know where the Heads are…." said Mary conspiratorially, sipping her tea.

"Oh come on, Mary! What do you think, they're snogging in a broom cupboard or something?" asked Marlene.

"Oh no, Marls, they're doing a lot more than that… in the dungeons…." added Mary. Everyone just rolled their eyes at her.

"Okay, moving on from that disgusting thought…" Lily said. "I have to go… somewhere… to do something… bye!" said Lily and started at a sprint to escape the great Hall.

"Well, that wasn't weird…" muttered Sirius.

"Yeah… I have to go, do something too… see ya'later" said James and followed Lily outside. Every other student moved on with their lives, except the marauders.

"Something fishy is going on" said Sirius.

"Sure, captain obvious. But do you know what's going on?" asked Marlene.

"Would've said something if I did, don't ya think?" stated Sirius.

"Will you two just stop arguing, please?" said Alice. "We'll find out what's going on, sooner or later." With that all of them turned to look at the retreating figures of James and Lily, hoping against hope that nothing blew up.

"Lily. Lily!" shouted James but got no attention from the girl who had escaped the Great Hall just seconds ago. He ran to catch up with her.

"Lily, do you mind slowing down? I've had a little too much of those eggs… they might make a reappearance on the floor any minute now."

"James, TOO MUCH INFORMATION. What do you want?"

"I want to know what you're up to"

"Well… it's nunya" Lily informed him.

"Nunya who?" asked James, completely baffled.

"Nunya Bussiness, idiot" She replied with a slight smirk.

"Good one, infallible. Now tell me what you're up to."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Please?"

"James Potter, don't you dare make those puppy dog eyes. Stop it."

"Stop what? I'm not doing anything."

"You're doing it again!"

"Just tell me, Infallible. Please?" Lily looked around in the corridors. No one seemed to be approaching and James didn't seem to be leaving.

"Ugh, Fine! Merlin, you're so stubborn."

"Yes. Yes I am. Go on." Admitted James and Lily rolled her eyes.

"The teachers never leave us alone, you know, so I thought they might be up to something." said Lily.

"Like what? Planning pranks to play on the seventh years? Ooh, here are your N.E.W.T. results, you totally failed!" James said in a perfect impression of Minerva McGonagall.

"No, you moron. They might be having one of those meetings where they decide how to kill off young wizards by putting them in stupid competitions. Or you know, they might be discussing the details of the second task!"

"…Okay… And…?"

"Well, I just thought that I would listen in, you know, to figure out what the hell is going to happen in the second task" said Lily. James looked as if he's swallowed a bitter pill.

"I knew being friends with you was a bad idea, Lily. The marauders are the worst influence… Now you want to cheat in the competition?!" exclaimed James. Lily covered his mouth with her hand to shut him up.

"Quiet down, will you? I don't want anyone hearing this. And, before you ask again, no I am not going to cheat, because this isn't cheating… it's merely self-preservation. You figured out what the first task was by listening in on the teachers' conversations, wasn't that cheating?"

"So now what, you're going to spy on the teachers? The second task is so far away, there's no way they've come to a solid conclusion." Stated James unsurely.

"I guess we'll find out about that when we listen in, won't we?" said Lily and without waiting for James's assent, started at a run towards the gargoyle on the third floor, tugging James along with his sleeve. A smile crept up on her face when she realized that she actually liked breaking the rules and putting her life in danger.

A/N (again): I know, it's not much, just a filler really, but what happens after this is amazing. Think they'll manage to find out what the second task is or will Jily just get into a whole lot of trouble? And what did you think about Sirius's PoV? Tell me in the reviews! ~Rose.