I hear noises coming out of my kitchen, I got up from bed, Magikarp was… not conscious… I guess… we had sex and I'm afraid I went too hard on her, armed with a crowbar I see a small silhouette…

I hit it with the crowbar, surprised the invader couldn't dodge it, the invader then slices my clothes, small portions of blood came from the not soo deep cuts, the Pokémon then throws tiny metal objects at me I swing the crowbar to defend myself, one of the metal objects hits the light switch, I raise the crowbar above my head when the Meowth in-front of me says " Master Joey, is that you?".

I then looked closer, the Meowth I grew with had a cut across her face, that checked out, had green eyes, that also checked out, I had no thought now that it was her, Susie, I knock her out with a crowbar to the head.

Now with two cuts in the front across of her head, she was tied up, her legs and paws, her head covered with a loose plastic bag, " goodbye Susie" I said as I pushed her screaming body to her newly dig grave, " Joey I love you! Please don't do this again, let me have a cub with you!" She said as I spilled gasoline on her body, " give me another chance, please I beg you!" She said as her body was set on fire.

Once I came in Magikarp was in the kitchen, " that was nothing I just went to take out the trash" I said to her, after kissing Magikarp I started to feed her some pokechow for breakfast, then threw the kitchen window smashes Susie, it had started raining, " oh you have a new Pokémon? Magikarp? It's fine now we can have threesomes" said Susie before I stab her with a knife.

Magikarp looked at me, she put a fin on my hand, " okay I won't stab her more" I said to Magikarp before slicing Susie's throat, just to be sure I also broke Susie's neck and shoot her head with a shotgun I had.

After she was laid to rest on her grave I got back home, " sorry about that Magy, we won't be disturbed by her anymore" I said to Magikarp which looked mad at me, "My parents were Pokémon researchers, they weren't Pokémon professors, they did experiments on Pokémon, one of them was presumed a failure by them, ironically is the only one that actually worked, she was thought how to speak, do the dishes, heck even drive, she was our maid after the immortalizing experiment failed on bringing back her parents after being torched", thunder struck the lightning rod as Susie's shadow was cast on the wall.

"When Joey was 14 he found me playing with myself while I cleaned his room" said Susie with her body recovered back to its regular self, pointing at the one scar on her face she continued " then he did this, as he said back then ' maid Pokémon should not do that while on service' I then kissed him, I shoved one hand down his pants and stroke him, I took his virginity that night, I had his dick first than everyone else soo he is mine!".

Magikarp shook hands with Susie and pointed at the dirty dishes, I started to board up the window, I will need to fix that but it will take more than a month, since there is a storm outside I better board it up for now.

Susie washed the dishes, the clothes, changed the bedsheets, clean the house in two hours, she was good at this, Magikarp looked at her amazed.

Me and Magikarp decided to take the day off and went for a "walk", I didn't want her to get hurt soo I carried her on my arms, " Magikarp… can I call you Marge?" She nodded no, " Maggie?" She nodded yes.

" hann… sorry I didn't tell you about Susie, the thing she didn't tell is that… we had an egg, once my parents found out they forced me to kill her, they broke the egg, I didn't had a choice it was her dying or me running away with her, I didn't have the money, I had no choice I didn't know what a trainer was back then, I was only 14" I said to Maggie, she rested her head on my shoulder and sighed, " I wub you, no water what, woey" she said, once she approached for a kiss she was kicked a way, " he is mine bitch, only mine!" said Susie before forcefully kissing me.