If I missed anybody's question, please let me know, because I might've because I got a lot of questions at the same time.
Guest
Dear Gaea, why do you suck?
Dear Guest,
I don't know, Google it. And what makes you think I suck? For all you know, Perseus Jackson sucks, and that Rick Riordan is just making me look bad. Ever thought of that? I'm called Mother Earth for a reason. Because I don't suck.
~Gaea
CAPTAINOBVIOUS11
Dear Leo
i know how you feel being the third wheel or in your case th seventh wheel but dont you love it when you do something amazing and then they finaly all pay attention to you?
Dear CaptainObvious11,
Having cool fire powers can come in handy when you're the third-seventh wheel. You just light your hand up on fire, and everyone turns their head towards you and go, "Ooh, shiny!" And you're just sitting there all cool like, nodding your head saying, "yeah, I know I'm awesome, thanks for emphasizing it."
-Leo
The ninja of Nature
Dear Aphrodite,
WHY DO YOU KEEP SCREWING UP MY LOVE LIFE?!
Dear Ninja of Nature,
Screwing up your love life? Well, I'll check my list for a 'ninja of nature', but it's most likely because you in particular have a very interesting love life.
Yours Truly, Aphrodite
Ninja of Nature.
Dear Grover (Am I allowed to do him?)
Was the Blueberry bush you had a crush on in Missouri? Because I thought I saw some one in my yard. Beside the deer.
ninja of nature.
Dear Ninja of Nature,
*blushes* I...I think it was either Missouri or Oregon. Juniper, stop looking at me like that!
-Grover
Dear well anyone.
I THINK I"M A DEMIGOD WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO?!
Ninja of nature.
Dear Ninja of Nature,
Thalia: First, don't do anything stupid. Percy's made that mistake several times.
Percy: Hey!
Annabeth: Thalia's just kidding.
Thalia: Uh, no, I'm not
Leo: Second step, go to New York. Once inside the Empire State Building, ask if they've seen a boy in a blue shirt. That'll be me. After that, I'll give you instructions to find the instructions under the subway for the other instructions. Those instructions will give you the rest of the information you need.
Thalia: Shut up, Leo
-Thalia, Percy, Annabeth & Leo
Peve3
Dear Mr. D,
Have you ever won a game of pinochle against Chiron? And seriously, what's with the Diet Coke? Why not grape juice?
Dear Peve3,
Of course I've beat him in a match of pinhole.
Chiron: *in the background* don't lie to them!
Mr. D: And drinking grape juice is like drinking knock-off apple juice. Grape juice is for the under-aged.
-Mr. D and Chiron
Dear Apollo,
Why do you insist you're older? Everyone knows your sister helped deliver you!
Dear Peve3,
Apollo: Did Artemis tell you that? I'm older because I am.
Artemis: Apollo, listen to them! I helped deliver you!
Apollo: who told you that?
Artemis: I remembered it!
Apollo: what newborn helps deliver a baby seconds after it was born itself?
Artemis: Me! I'm older!
Apollo: Are not!
Artemis: Are to!
Apollo: Not!
Artemis: t-
Athena: shut up! You two are giving me a migraine.
-Apollo, Artemis & Athena
if you were a demigod and you got to choose who would be your godly parent?
Dear CaptainObvious,
Mine would be...hmm, either Athena or Fortuna. And if my personality chose it would be, again, either Athena or Fortuna
Sincerely, FanFicManiac
If anybody was wondering, I'm a girl.