Epic Rap battle of DC Shadows
Superman vs. Naruto Namikaze
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I am the man of steel; you're the man flesh. I will dominate this fight like Lois does to you in bed. You may think you're strong but I was told not as Diana was on begging for more
I faced Darkside and Lex was a joke. You can't handle your girl so you might as well croak.
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Naruto jumps down "you might have faced Darkside but I faced a god twice. You got your ass whooped and got saved by a cop.
A human had to save while you on the ground; you're not the Man of Steel more like man of lead; you may be strong but got no swag and kryptonite so far up your ass that you are constipated.
You may think you fast but faster construction worker at my house named Speedy Gonzalez
You weakness is rock; my strength are my bitches. I light them up like tree during Christmas. I got three girl you will stay a virgin because you got no size.
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Superman growl "You think I got no size; I see the sword you use. I seen bigger on when I fucked Lana Lang. You think you all tha;t but I seen better cause I don't hit by that pink bitch Sakura
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Naruto eyes twitch "Was it Lana Lang or Bruce Wayne that you saw. I had your girlfriend in bed last night with Diana in front and me in back. You think you're invulnerable. Huh I seen stronger weed because I am high on victory in this battle because you're so soft you break when hitting a pillow. Sakura can't fight until half way through;She is stronger then that weak ass punch line you can't even land.
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Superman eyes glow red
"You are worthy adversary but I am going murder cause they Big C. I don't need my glasses to how weak you are but Lois needs it to find it in bed. You think you're all that and that your high on victory. Let take to the sky where I pound you with Rhyme back into the ground,"
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Who won, who next you decide
A/N:So I had this in my head thought I would put it down I don't own DC or Naruto. The rap is an idea I got from ERB on youtube so props for the idea and keep Raping. If people like I might add this at the end of a story let me know who you want to see from this story in a battle
